Fata!

[girlsmiley]

I nearly smashed my phone trying to kill a giant cockroach.

I think I know how you feel about spiders.

It flew down on to the balcony from the trees. I thought it was a giant moth, but then I saw its eyes staring at me.

The fuck. Cockroach eyes.

I hope it's dead because I sprayed about half a can of mortein at it. My top that it was sitting on is ruined.

I have goosies all over.

 

[girlsmiley]

I can handle things that crawl around, but when they fly at your face and try to land on you? That's bullshit.

The other night the phone was ringing. The phone was outside and it was ringing. I couldn't answer it because there was a giant cockroach above the door.

I got in trouble because I woke up the better half and said the cockroach was there and I couldn't get the phone. She was so mad.

 

[Fata Morgana]

For fuck sake what kind of fucked up country do you live in.

You know when we were on the phone I thought I could hear a scuttling noise. I bet it was that cunt trying to get in on the convo.

AND...I didn't know these fuckers could fly.

 

[eyer]

...trying to kill...I hope it's dead...

LAUREL!