Why are women still getting bolt-on boobs?

[Mischka]

Plastic surgery has advanced enough that women can get decent, natural-yet-perkier implants. I've seen more than one chest that I wasn't even sure there were implants involved until she confirmed the surgery. And yet some women are still opting for the half-cantaloupes slapped onto their chests. I don't get it. They look awful. What is the appeal of rigid semi-circles where soft natural curves are supposed to be?

 

[bronzeage]

Fuck if I know. I've always wondered why a woman would be happier with man made breasts, when the ones God made, were not good enough.

 

[pointless]

because the good kind are likely very expensive while the shitty ones are cheap. most likely because the good ones are done by doctors who know what the fuck they are doing and charge accordingly and, well, guess the rest. you ask silly questions.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm not so much a fan of the aftermarket accessories.


That said, it's rare to see a boob I wouldn't smack around. It's all about proportion. Not just with body size but also nipple to areola to flesh ratio.

Speaking of nipples, yours could fit on cantaloupes no sweat. Perhaps even honeydew.
That's not to say that you should, but you definitely could. So long as you wouldn't mind looking top heavy and never finding a top to fit right.

 

[Lancecastor]

Some women wear ugly shoes, get bad dye jobs, wear the wrong makeup....

There are millions of ways a woman can make the "wrong" decisions about their appearance.

It's much easier being a dude, I figger.

 

[Jennifer]

Plastic surgery has advanced enough that women can get decent, natural-yet-perkier implants. I've seen more than one chest that I wasn't even sure there were implants involved until she confirmed the surgery. And yet some women are still opting for the half-cantaloupes slapped onto their chests. I don't get it. They look awful. What is the appeal of rigid semi-circles where soft natural curves are supposed to be?

Technically, any doctor can himself a plastic surgeon as long as he has passed his licensing exam. So, anyone can do implants even without having the proper training and practice. A Board Certified plastic surgeon has to actually show the medical board pictures of their work-before and after, plus take a rigorous 3 part exam. I imagine the cantaloupe girls aren't getting board certified plastic surgeons.

 

[Mischka]

because the good kind are likely very expensive while the shitty ones are cheap. most likely because the good ones are done by doctors who know what the fuck they are doing and charge accordingly and, well, guess the rest. you ask silly questions.

I know two women who just got implants, and they paid about the same price, one for bolt-ons and the other for natural-looking implants. I wonder if the woman who got the bolt-ons truly meant to get that unnatural shape, or if she just had a terrible plastic surgeon. That's the basis of my question.

Some women wear ugly shoes, get bad dye jobs, wear the wrong makeup....

There are millions of ways a woman can make the "wrong" decisions about their appearance.

Good point. Just that plastic surgery is so much more permanent than a pair of shoes. I'd want to put more thought into it.

Oh, spacekowboy, I can't get implants even if I wanted to. Allergic to the implant material. I'll have to stick with what I have.

 

[spacekowboy]

Oh, spacekowboy, I can't get implants even if I wanted to. Allergic to the implant material. I'll have to stick with what I have.

I am thanking all that is holy for this news.

 

[Lancecastor]

I think it's like any other appearance decision.

They say boob jobs are about self-image...if so, I would imagine the women who choose the perfectly round ones want to look like the "perfect" images pushed on women by the various sources that influence women.

That and personal preference and (relative) good/bad taste accounts for most of those kinds of decisions, I suggest.

Me, I'm not a fan of big tits, though I find Kate Upton's tits just marvellous!


http://216.171.160.140/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/kate-upton-natural-breasts-01.jpg

Me, I'm a Big Nipple guy. Mischka's for example just slay me.

I know two women who just got implants, and they paid about the same price, one for bolt-ons and the other for natural-looking implants. I wonder if the woman who got the bolt-ons truly meant to get that unnatural shape, or if she just had a terrible plastic surgeon. That's the basis of my question.

Good point. Just that plastic surgery is so much more permanent than a pair of shoes. I'd want to put more thought into it.

.

 

[Mischka]

Kate Upton has fantastic tits. They just bounce so happily when she walks.

Me, I'm a Big Nipple guy. Mischka's for example just slay me.

I did not see this when I first posted. I still think they are a bit too much, but I'm thankful others like them.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I like the artificial fuck droid look, but that's just me.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Fuck if I know. I've always wondered why a woman would be happier with man made breasts, when the ones God made, were not good enough.

I've had plastic surgery, and I used a top-shelf plastic surgeon. His waiting room looks like an open audition for Playboy magazine, mostly women with absolutely stunning figures. He does great work.

I'm very pleased one year out now at how well mine went (and no, I didn't have my boobs done!)

 

[Lancecastor]

Ball sac tuck?

I've had plastic surgery, and I used a top-shelf plastic surgeon. His waiting room looks like an open audition for Playboy magazine, mostly women with absolutely stunning figures. He does great work.

I'm very pleased one year out now at how well mine went (and no, I didn't have my boobs done!)

 

[doowdniw]

I like the artificial fuck droid look, but that's just me.

I can't help but think of the babebots in the Austin Powers movie.

 

[Jennifer]

I can't help but think of the babebots in the Austin Powers movie.

At least they had skills.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Ball sac tuck?

Yup...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I've had plastic surgery, and I used a top-shelf plastic surgeon. His waiting room looks like an open audition for Playboy magazine, mostly women with absolutely stunning figures. He does great work.

I'm very pleased one year out now at how well mine went (and no, I didn't have my boobs done!)

^^^^Had his asshole tightened.

 

[Not Normal]

I don't understand the cantaloupe boobs either. Most plastic surgery is as obvious as a comb over.

I've had plastic surgery, and I used a top-shelf plastic surgeon. His waiting room looks like an open audition for Playboy magazine, mostly women with absolutely stunning figures. He does great work.

I'm very pleased one year out now at how well mine went (and no, I didn't have my boobs done!)

Cock extension?

 

[Mischka]

Cock extension?

Did you read about the first penis reduction surgery? Performed on a Florida teenager who was wielding a schlong that was 7 inches long and 10 inches in circumference. Described as looking like an American football.

 

[Pookie]

Did you read about the first penis reduction surgery? Performed on a Florida teenager who was wielding a schlong that was 7 inches long and 10 inches in circumference. Described as looking like an American football.

Spiking the football takes on a whole new meaning.

 

[Jennifer]

Did you read about the first penis reduction surgery? Performed on a Florida teenager who was wielding a schlong that was 7 inches long and 10 inches in circumference. Described as looking like an American football.

Beats a can of shaving cream, eh?

 

[doowdniw]

At least they had skills.

Yeah, Baby!

 

[Mischka]

Beats a can of shaving cream, eh?

I would happily take on the man with the shaving cream sized cock again. But if I saw a football schlong, I would jump up and run away. Pretty awesome the surgeon was able to help that guy out. Life will be much easier for him now.

 

[Not Normal]

Did you read about the first penis reduction surgery? Performed on a Florida teenager who was wielding a schlong that was 7 inches long and 10 inches in circumference. Described as looking like an American football.

Wow, I hadn't heard about that. I hope the kid's illness doesn't cause it to happen again.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I like the artificial fuck droid look, but that's just me.

You've got be a fan of Amy Anderssen, then.

http://scoregroup.vo.llnwd.net/o37/scoreland/images_content/AmyAnderssen_30365/13.jpg

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc166/stevethegoose/411mania/Amy-Anderssen-2_zps73ec2440.jpg

http://image.way2enjoy.com/pic/47/26/87/9/600full-amy-anderssen.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fb/d3/04/fbd3044a416576f5f74458e8c74863c7.jpg

She hails from Canada and is one of the top "fuck doll" personalities in the fetish and porn biz today. Not just her titties but also her buttocks and lips have all been ripely augmented for the glorious purpose of maximum seminal fluid extraction from the balls of men. And also maximum money extraction from their bank accounts.