Going down on your woman...

[SpunkyBrunette]

My boyfriend rarely if ever goes down on me, but when he does, it has to be in the shower because he doesn't like the taste. I have no problem swallowing when sucking him off and actually enjoy it. However, the worst part is he proceeds to spit every 10 seconds or so (into the tub). Nothing turns you off more than that sound.
Is this a normal guy thing, or do most guys like it? Any advice? Thanks

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

I love it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

My boyfriend rarely if ever goes down on me, but when he does, it has to be in the shower because he doesn't like the taste. I have no problem swallowing when sucking him off and actually enjoy it. However, the worst part is he proceeds to spit every 10 seconds or so (into the tub). Nothing turns you off more than that sound.
Is this a normal guy thing, or do most guys like it? Any advice? Thanks

Ewww... Women pee out of those things.

 

[SpunkyBrunette]

What the fuck? Is this for real?

Yep. Sadly.

 

[Mr_Bert_thrope]

What the fuck? Is this for real?

Some women smell and taste bad, she probably has a horrendous smelling gash.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Yep. Sadly.

Find a new man.

 

[cowslinger64]

My boyfriend rarely if ever goes down on me, but when he does, it has to be in the shower because he doesn't like the taste. I have no problem swallowing when sucking him off and actually enjoy it. However, the worst part is he proceeds to spit every 10 seconds or so (into the tub). Nothing turns you off more than that sound.
Is this a normal guy thing, or do most guys like it? Any advice? Thanks

Unless you have hygiene issues.... Either get used to going without it or dump him and find someone that will.... The chances of this changing for the better are about nil.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

My boyfriend rarely if ever goes down on me,

That's your problem.

And he ain't gonna fix it for you. Not until you cut off the pussy pipeline for his dick.

Best kick that buster to the curb unless his bank account's name is DiCaprio with first name being Leo and you're willing to live with it.

 

[The Greek]

My boyfriend rarely if ever goes down on me, but when he does, it has to be in the shower because he doesn't like the taste. I have no problem swallowing when sucking him off and actually enjoy it. However, the worst part is he proceeds to spit every 10 seconds or so (into the tub). Nothing turns you off more than that sound.
Is this a normal guy thing, or do most guys like it? Any advice? Thanks

A large percent, if not most guys enjoy it. This would be especially true when you are freshly showered.

...and the only thing worse than not doing it would be spitting every 10 seconds. Talk about a serious mood kill, as you well know.

Perhaps this is a sign to be examined regarding your future happiness potential with this person.

 

[dolf]

I've never dated a guy who didn't want to. some rarely came up for air.
did he like the smell & taste of previous lovers?
some people smell & taste better than others. maybe you're washing too much and upsetting the natural balance, maybe you have some sort of infection, maybe you're just naturally unlucky, or maybe he's just not into cunt.

why ask him to do something he clearly finds distressing and unpleasant though? that's kind of shitty and selfish.

 

[dolf]

That's your problem.

And he ain't gonna fix it for you. Not until you cut off the pussy pipeline for his dick.

Best kick that buster to the curb unless his bank account's name is DiCaprio with first name being Leo and you're willing to live with it.

that's pretty shitty.

unless he's a selfish lover all over, why the hell would you want to blackmail and coerce him into acts that repulse him? that's a pretty rapey attitude.

 

[toubab]

My boyfriend rarely if ever goes down on me, but when he does, it has to be in the shower because he doesn't like the taste. I have no problem swallowing when sucking him off and actually enjoy it. However, the worst part is he proceeds to spit every 10 seconds or so (into the tub). Nothing turns you off more than that sound.
Is this a normal guy thing, or do most guys like it? Any advice? Thanks

I don't want to get all Dr. Phil on you, but do you think this guy loves you?

 

[Adre]

that's pretty shitty.

In that case she just needs to turn around.

 

[rimmy]

Ewww... Women pee out of those things.

So eating ass is out of the question?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

that's pretty shitty.

unless he's a selfish lover all over, why the hell would you want to blackmail and coerce him into acts that repulse him? that's a pretty rapey attitude.

Only going with this IF her coochie ain't going the way of Roquefort cheese, but...

Why is it shitty if he "rarely if ever" goes down on her and then has to act like it's repulsive to his mouth when he does it?

When is it shitty when you want something pleasurable done for and to you from your lover — in the least of reasons a reciprocal pleasure when you do likewise to your lover — and have to only have it done on the 32nd of Maybe-ber?

Life is short, fuck waiting around or complaining for what makes you feel alive sexually because its contingent on another person and their levels of disgust in doing so.

 

[dolf]

Only going with this IF her coochie ain't going the way of Roquefort cheese, but...

Why is it shitty if he "rarely if ever" goes down on her and then has to act like it's repulsive to his mouth when he does it?

When is it shitty when you want something pleasurable done for and to you from your lover — in the least of reasons a reciprocal pleasure when you do likewise to your lover — and have to only have it done on the 32nd of Maybe-ber?

Life is short, fuck waiting around or complaining for what makes you feel alive sexually because its contingent on another person and their levels of disgust in doing so.

you can't bully someone into sex acts they don't enjoy. that's rapey.
she knew he didn't like giving head and she chose to stay. he loves her enough to do it from time to time, even though he can't bear it.


it's shitty to expect something pleasurable if it comes at another person's expense. shitty, shitty, shitty.

 

[CandiCame]

What is with the spitting? Do you have good hygiene habits? Basically you should dump him, unless your vag is super cheesy then you should fix that first.

I was thinking that same thing... is there something /wrong/ with your vagina? Because if it's gag-inducing that's pretty fucked up.

 

[toubab]

you can't bully someone into sex acts they don't enjoy. that's rapey.
she knew he didn't like giving head and she chose to stay. he loves her enough to do it from time to time, even though he can't bear it.


it's shitty to expect something pleasurable if it comes at another person's expense. shitty, shitty, shitty.

If he loves her he has a strange way of showing it, in my opinion.

 

[Wrong Element]

My boyfriend rarely if ever goes down on me, but when he does, it has to be in the shower because he doesn't like the taste. I have no problem swallowing when sucking him off and actually enjoy it. However, the worst part is he proceeds to spit every 10 seconds or so (into the tub). Nothing turns you off more than that sound.
Is this a normal guy thing, or do most guys like it? Any advice? Thanks

I have to ask: just how spunky are you?

 

[dolf]

If he loves her he has a strange way of showing it, in my opinion.

by not liking a taste? if my partner tasted like onions i would do the same, regardless of how much i loved him, because love doesn't stop a smell and flavour you hate from making you gag. no amount of love could make onion bearable to me. it's completely irrational to believe otherwise.

whatever her cunt tastes like, it sounds like to him it's as bad as onions are to me.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Some gals smell like dumpsters in August.

 

[rimmy]

I have to ask: just how spunky are you?

You may be on to something. If she has another man's spunk in there we may have found our culprit.

 

[thør]

My boyfriend rarely if ever goes down on me, but when he does, it has to be in the shower because he doesn't like the taste. I have no problem swallowing when sucking him off and actually enjoy it. However, the worst part is he proceeds to spit every 10 seconds or so (into the tub). Nothing turns you off more than that sound.
Is this a normal guy thing, or do most guys like it? Any advice? Thanks

First, taste it yourself.

 

[toubab]

by not liking a taste? if my partner tasted like onions i would do the same, regardless of how much i loved him, because love doesn't stop a smell and flavour you hate from making you gag. no amount of love could make onion bearable to me. it's completely irrational to believe otherwise.

whatever her cunt tastes like, it sounds like to him it's as bad as onions are to me.

Unless she has some kind of physical problem that needs to be corrected, I find it hard to believe her vagina tastes or smells bad. Something just isn't adding up here, the way I see it.

 

[Riles]

OP, have you tried changing your diet? Playing around with exclusion of some foods is popular, though I believe proven with purely anecdotal evidence.