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[Aquagal]

My guilty pleasure: The cool ridiculous kids. They seem to pop up with the same nonsense over and over, and somehow their groupies flock to them. It's one of life's/Lit's mysteries.

Who's the new guy?

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

Who's the new guy?

Uhhhh, the guy that just sobered up from New Years? Politics leaving the GB has been rough on me. I vowed never to post again....wait, that wasn't me.

How've ya been?

 

[Aquagal]

Uhhhh, the guy that just sobered up from New Years? Politics leaving the GB has been rough on me. I vowed never to post again....wait, that wasn't me.

How've ya been?

Cold.

Vowed never to post again where? New Years Eve? Looks like you're still in your Santa suit.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

Cold.

Vowed never to post again where? New Years Eve? Looks like you're still in your Santa suit.

Winter will do that to a person.

It was more in solidarity with eyer. I see his self-imposed exile didn't take either. It's what I got arrested in. Nuns have no sense of humor.

 

[Aquagal]

Winter will do that to a person.

It was more in solidarity with eyer. I see his self-imposed exile didn't take either. It's what I got arrested in. Nuns have no sense of humor.

http://i1333.photobucket.com/albums/w629/Moivulous/9dcdbd4c53eb7860c769b853e91291c4_zpsb3e806d2.jpg

You bailed on him.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

You bailed on him.

Or forgot to write down my password before clearing all the porn off my computer. And I never said nuns aren't kinky.

 

[Aquagal]

Or forgot to write down my password before clearing all the porn off my computer. And I never said nuns aren't kinky.

I don't think I've ever cleared my history or faves. My techie guy must get an eyeful.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

I don't think I've ever cleared my history or faves. My techie guy must get an eyeful.

Especially if he's ever stumbled onto your AV folder.

 

[Aquagal]

Especially if he's ever stumbled onto your AV folder.

You're so funny. You missed last week, it was week of nipple Avs.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

You're so funny. You missed last week, it was week of nipple Avs.

There's no reason to twist the knife. I already paid my debt to society.

Since you've been cold, I'm guessing they were especially photogenic.

 

[Ellafun]

My next follow up question is why do people like Nickelback????

I haven't been on Lit for days and this is the first thing I see...and now I'm laughing my ass off!

 

[Aquagal]

There's no reason to twist the knife. I already paid my debt to society.

Since you've been cold, I'm guessing they were especially photogenic.

That reminds me I have a snowy one.

Some were warmer...wet in the tub. Bubbly, or underwater.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

That reminds me I have a snowy one.

Some were warmer...wet in the tub. Bubbly, or underwater.

I can't believe you condone water-boarding.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My apologies for no question yesterday. I totally forgot. Let's just say my hands were busy. (I was masturbating a lot)

Okay, that's not actually true. But whatever.

Since I slacked off yesterday, I'll give two questions. One is a question. The other is because I want to tell a story.

1. Speaking of masturbating, how often do you feel the need for release? This can be sex or masturbation or some other way of sexual release that I'm not aware of. And as a follow up, what is the longest you have been without it?

2. The other question deserves a story first. So, I posted yesterday about that cute girl in that Echosmith band whose video I posted the other day. Well, as a result of me posting that passing comment, I had a dream last night about me getting screamed at by some girls parents for liking their under aged daughter, WHICH I DID NOT!!!! I explained numerous times in the dream that this was not my thing, that I like girls older than me, for the most part. Or at least my own age! They weren't having it. I was getting a verbal beating from them left and right.

So my question is this... How powerful are your dreams? Are they normally vivid? Pleasing? Haunting?

It was just weird that I posted something with such disregard and it became a huge part of my night. And I spent the vast majority of my day thinking of other situations. But could they have been part of my dream? Noooooooo.

Bonus question:

3. You know I'm not a pedo, right?

 

[Little_Sister]

My apologies for no question yesterday. I totally forgot. Let's just say my hands were busy. (I was masturbating a lot)

Okay, that's not actually true. But whatever.

Since I slacked off yesterday, I'll give two questions. One is a question. The other is because I want to tell a story.

1. Speaking of masturbating, how often do you feel the need for release? This can be sex or masturbation or some other way of sexual release that I'm not aware of. And as a follow up, what is the longest you have been without it?

2. The other question deserves a story first. So, I posted yesterday about that cute girl in that Echosmith band whose video I posted the other day. Well, as a result of me posting that passing comment, I had a dream last night about me getting screamed at by some girls parents for liking their under aged daughter, WHICH I DID NOT!!!! I explained numerous times in the dream that this was not my thing, that I like girls older than me, for the most part. Or at least my own age! They weren't having it. I was getting a verbal beating from them left and right.

So my question is this... How powerful are your dreams? Are they normally vivid? Pleasing? Haunting?

It was just weird that I posted something with such disregard and it became a huge part of my night. And I spent the vast majority of my day thinking of other situations. But could they have been part of my dream? Noooooooo.

Bonus question:

3. You know I'm not a pedo, right?

1) Chained would kill you. Did you really just ask a masturbation question??!! *Ahem* this is not have you ever.

2) Dreams are usually those underlying emotions stress, worry, guilt, fear. You masturbated to the thought of her, you felt guilty and pedo so you dreamed about it.

3) Just semi-pedo because she IS cute.

 

[Paul_Chance]

1. Usually daily unless I am having sex that day. And then, uh, still usually daily.

2. I dream very vivid and complete dreams. It's great when they are good dream. Not so great when they're not.

3. Uh, sure. Really. I think so.

 

[dutchrain]

1 Whenever I feel aroused and am able to act upon it. The longest I have gone without, I don't know, maybe last summer, when I was "the" cook in a girl scouts camp. There wasn't much around to arouse me in the first place, and when I was, it felt very de-arousing knowing I was sharing a house with 30 young girls and women.

2 My dreams are sometimes coherent, mostly chaotic and I don't remember most of them when I wake up anyway. I just wake up with a feeling of "huh, that was a weird dream!" without knowing what I dreamt about anymore.

*edits to add 3*

3 Of course I know.

 

[Lord Pmann]

2) Dreams are usually those underlying emotions stress, worry, guilt, fear. You masturbated to the thought of her, you felt guilty and pedo so you dreamed about it.

Wait... What the fuck??? I did no such thing. The wanky question and the pedo question are in no way related. Let the record reflect the defendant did NOT masturbate to the girl from Echosmith. I already have a squeaky clean image around hear and now you're mucking it up with allegations of taboo wankery. Tsk tsk.

And yes, I asked a wanky question. But it's not for fodder. It's curiosity. And a legitimate question about sex drive.

Tarnishing my image...

 

[Paul_Chance]

LOL - Taboo Wankery would be a good band name.

 

[Little_Sister]

Wait... What the fuck??? I did no such thing. The wanky question and the pedo question are in no way related. Let the record reflect the defendant did NOT masturbate to the girl from Echosmith. I already have a squeaky clean image around hear and now you're mucking it up with allegations of taboo wankery. Tsk tsk.

And yes, I asked a wanky question. But it's not for fodder. It's curiosity. And a legitimate question about sex drive.

Tarnishing my image...

You have never masturbated to the thought of her?? Really?? You are still a semi.

1. Speaking of masturbating, how often do you feel the need for release? This can be sex or masturbation or some other way of sexual release that I'm not aware of. And as a follow up, what is the longest you have been without it?

I do it daily. Usually multiple times a day, like 2 sometimes 3. Sex is only about 3 times a week.

Longest I have been without an O at all.... a few months during pregnancy. I had to damn near rape my husband to have sex with me while pregnant.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

My apologies for no question yesterday. I totally forgot. Let's just say my hands were busy. (I was masturbating a lot)

Okay, that's not actually true. But whatever.

Since I slacked off yesterday, I'll give two questions. One is a question. The other is because I want to tell a story.

1. Speaking of masturbating, how often do you feel the need for release? This can be sex or masturbation or some other way of sexual release that I'm not aware of. And as a follow up, what is the longest you have been without it?

2. The other question deserves a story first. So, I posted yesterday about that cute girl in that Echosmith band whose video I posted the other day. Well, as a result of me posting that passing comment, I had a dream last night about me getting screamed at by some girls parents for liking their under aged daughter, WHICH I DID NOT!!!! I explained numerous times in the dream that this was not my thing, that I like girls older than me, for the most part. Or at least my own age! They weren't having it. I was getting a verbal beating from them left and right.

So my question is this... How powerful are your dreams? Are they normally vivid? Pleasing? Haunting?

It was just weird that I posted something with such disregard and it became a huge part of my night. And I spent the vast majority of my day thinking of other situations. But could they have been part of my dream? Noooooooo.

Bonus question:

3. You know I'm not a pedo, right?

1. At least a couple to a few times a week. I've been a couple weeks without, though. Mainly from being sick.

2. My dreams are usually weird and David Lynch-ish. Haunting at worst, weird and funny at best.

3. Yes I know you're not a pedo. Lol

 

[Aquagal]

I masturbates lots. I'm well aware that it may be an addiction for me as a temporary release to feel good. The endorphins afterglow and energy I feel is very close to what exercise makes me feel like. I don't think I'm hurting anyone as most sexual addictions apply, but may not be dealing with stress or feelings as most would. Eh.

Like an escape from what's going on in my world or my head, to shove the clutter aside for a few minutes.

I dream lots too. Very vividly, and I remember them. I have occasionally dreamt about Litster's I have very little contact with, last week a listerette was my brother's friend and saw my picture on his wall and told him where she knew me. Stuff like that. Sexual dreams are specific to one Litser.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I masturbates lots. I'm well aware that it may be an addiction for me as a temporary release to feel good. The endorphins afterglow and energy I feel is very close to what exercise makes me feel like. I don't think I'm hurting anyone as most sexual addictions apply, but may not be dealing with stress or feelings as most would. Eh.

Like an escape from what's going on in my world or my head, to shove the clutter aside for a few minutes.

I dream lots too. Very vividly, and I remember them. I have occasionally dreamt about Litster's I have very little contact with, last week a listerette was my brother's friend and saw my picture on his wall and told him where she knew me. Stuff like that. Sexual dreams are specific to one Litser.

Is smoothg that one lister?

Your addictions are hurting someone. Every time you jill off, a baby bunny dies.

 

[Aquagal]

Is smoothg that one lister?

Your addictions are hurting someone. Every time you jill off, a baby bunny dies.

Ewwww. You'd ewww too if you just read what he's wearing today.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'll answer the questions, because I am a benevolent overlord.

1. I am usually a once a day kind of guy. I'd say that's my average for the last fifteen years of my life. If I'm having sex, then maybe not that day. But it's pretty regular for me. Sometimes I'm turned on by this or that or I'll see a herd of goats and just be super turned on.

The longest I've ever gone is like 10 days or so. I was severely ill. Then I had a vasectomy once (and only fucking once), but I managed to tenderly rub one out within 3-4 days. But it was with a precision and delicate nature of a craftsman of the finest wankery.

2. Well, I told you about my dreams.

3. Nope. Totally manly and not a pedo at all.