Creepy sex toys

[GiaCat]

I came across this

This must be the brain child of some guy who goes to plane accident sights and looks for female body parts.

 

[goodgirl79]

That is fucking scary....

 

[Wife of Bath]

Actually, that just makes my heart go out to the person who buys one of those.

 

[rimmy]

Got it.

 

[bronzeage]

Actually, that just makes my heart go out to the person who buys one of those.

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wife of Bath]

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Exactly.

 

[yossi]

I don't think it's necessarily more creepy than a woman buying a dildo, which I don't consider to be creepy at all. (Most)Everyone masturbates.

 

[unregistered]

 

[BlueSugar]

This.

At least this is just a glorified water balloon... we ladies might have crazy dildo collections... but more often, men are dropping 5k on a sex doll.

5k!?

I'm more comfortable with the idea of a glorified water balloon.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Does it only come in white?

 

[bronzeage]

Does it only come in white?

You get a choice, but both are pink on the inside.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You get a choice, but both are pink on the inside.

You could put hot water in it and put it at the foot of the bed.

 

[BlueSugar]

I was trying to get these in for my shop, the guys were curious.

I want to know how they explain themselves if they're hiding it from a partner/live at home with family ... when it pops.

Bed wetter at 30something?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I was trying to get these in for my shop, the guys were curious.

I want to know how they explain themselves if they're hiding it from a partner/live at home with family ... when it pops.

Bed wetter at 30something?

You could run a side business blackmailing people.

YW.

 

[pointless]

actually i'd say a blow up doll is creepier. it's just... it's just weird.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

actually i'd say a blow up doll is creepier. it's just... it's just weird.

That doesn't mean you don't want one.

 

[pointless]

That doesn't mean you don't want one.

your title is very fitting. you should work on that.

 

[BlueSugar]

actually i'd say a blow up doll is creepier. it's just... it's just weird.

Idk if it is any less weird... I bet less pleasurable.

I'm around all of this 24/7 - I'm some sort of jaded - trying to find logic in a "this is weird GB" thread. lol

 

[pointless]

they aren't fun. pro-tip: never go to a sex shop while drunk on pay day.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

your title is very fitting. you should work on that.

You can just refer to me as Your Majesty.

 

[GiaCat]

I don't think it's necessarily more creepy than a woman buying a dildo, which I don't consider to be creepy at all. (Most)Everyone masturbates.

Not all sex toys are creepy, just this one.

This thing is just bizarre. It makes my skin crawl, the way it jiggles, the way it looks like some alien, icky!

 

[Fala]

I came across this

This must be the brain child of some guy who goes to plane accident sights and looks for female body parts.

Hahaha! These are common now. Before we sold our business we stocked those and sold them like hotcakes.

We once had someone bust through the outside of one of our stores....trust me, it took this guy HOURS...cutting thru thick metal siding and mesh.

All he stole was one of those type things, but with the legs. Basically, it was the bottom half of a woman.

Poor guy cut himself all up on the wire he had to cut thru to get into and out of the store.

It cost us about 10 times the price of the damned sex toy he stole just to repair our building.

Fucker. I swear, if I knew this guy wanted the damned thing so bad, I'da just given it to him.

We've had people drive thru our storefronts and just about everything you could imagine. We do have our triumphs tho....

One idiot busted thru the front door of our store in the middle of the night, stole a bunch of videos, who-the-fuck-knows-what-else, and dropped his wallet as he was climbing back out thru the broken door.

Husband raced across town at the break-in call, let the cops in thru the gate. They walked to the broken-in door and stood, looking down at the smashed glass and the guys wallet laying in it.

Well...this was an easy one.

The other easy one is the one who drove thru the front plate glass window of another store, put the car in reverse...and vrooooomed back out of the store, ripping off, and leaving his front bumper (along with the license plate) lying in the store.

We've since sold our biz....it's even doing better now than when we owned it. Really needed new blood, I believe

Yay...support free speech.

BTW, These are just a couple of small stories compared to the larger picture of running this business for 35+ years.

Whew....so glad I'm OUT now.

 

[Emerson40]

Please, please tell me you do not have a vajankle....*fingers crossed*

The Vajankle

Single comes in left foot only, a pair will get you a right foot (for the footsie enthusiast who needs a pair).


http://scallywagandvagabond.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/se1.png


http://scallywagandvagabond.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/se2.png

 

[Fala]

The Vajankle

Single comes in left foot only, a pair will get you a right foot (for the footsie enthusiast who needs a pair).


http://scallywagandvagabond.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/se1.png


http://scallywagandvagabond.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/se2.png

Oh....now the feet even creep this hardened pornographer out! heebie-geebies fo sho