Kinkiest thing u have done?

I've tortured, tormented, pissing on, beat up, punched and used a lot of men.

One of the most surreal moments was sophomore year of college. My advisor had become a painslut slave of Mine. He is naked and on all fours on his desk. I'm sitting in his chair wearing a rubber glove. A few strokes of his cock gets him hard and drippy. Then instead of lube I dip several fingers into a small tub of Icy Hot. So that caused some interesting moaning. Luckily it was early evening on a Friday so that back hallway was cleared out. He eventually cums and I make sure it is right into a half finished mug of room temperature coffee. I milk the last few drops from him into it. Stir it with one of his spoons, that I have him lick clean. Then sitting naked on his own office floor he drinks the cum/coffee. I got a few pics during the whole time as well incase I might ever have to show his department head or domestic partner.

Undergrad was pretty easy after that particular day.
 
This one is not on top of my kinky list but I'll share anyway.

We supposed to have dinner with my parents that day. I was wearing a long sleeve v cut dress to meet him at his place. We had sex and he came on my tits and he told me not to wipe it off knowing we have to see my parents. I put myself back together then we left to meet my parents. I was very afraid they would notice or smell anything but luckily they didn't.

Similar and kinkier more so for my wife than myself. Wife used to love giving me a bj while driving and sort of became a game for her to see if she can make me cum before arriving at our destination. If the drive was long enough sometimes she'd succeed but the first time she made me cum on our way to her parents house for a visit was a huge turn on for some reason, knowing she would greet her family after just swallowing my load, plus the fact that the first time she made a comment about hoping they don't notice she smells like dick and cum:devil: she always put forth an extra effort going to a relative's house:D
 
I've done kinky but last night was multiple guys at diff times. I never knew weddings could be so much fun. Every guy is so horny n I wanted it.... I left with cum dripping from my entire body
 
took a girl i had just met into a sex store,brought her into the back to a booth that plays porn and fingered her as she sat on my lap in just a skirt.
 
In oreder...
Sex with the choir director on the alter of my father's church - and getting busted by her husband (I was 16, she was 40)
Sex on an elevator in Paris
Sex in the library on a Saturday afternoon just before Finals week
Sex with a girl while her mother was in the room (she walked in during - it looked a lot like a cuddle from the other side of the sheets)
Sex on a boat on the James River
Sex with the manager of a Subway shop during Lunch hour
Sex on a crowded dance floor in Buckhead (she lifted her skirt and we did something which looked lie a grind)
Oral with eight other people in the room watching
Sex with your ex thirty minutes before she walked into the wedding chapel
Sex in the projection booth of a theater
Getting pegged by your girlfriend - and liking it
Getting fisted by your girlfriend (she had really small hands)
Breaking up with the girlfriend because the whole "she's fucking me more than I'm fucking her" thing just weirded me out

Sadly, after that, things have been really dull

Um, after that I have nothing I can add that is remotely interesting.
 
I've done kinky but last night was multiple guys at diff times. I never knew weddings could be so much fun. Every guy is so horny n I wanted it.... I left with cum dripping from my entire body

this sounds like a wonderful night with a lot of stories to tell
 
Anal in a forest along a nature trail. Especially kinky for me because I've only done anal a couple times in my life.
 
When I was a teenager and still a virgin, I was at a BYOB bar and was buzzing on some cheap wine. I saw the cutest guy sitting with another guy so I went over and started talking to him. After about 45 mins and a few dances I gave him a blow job under the table. He started cumming and I swallowed for the first time ever.....I squirmed my way back in the seat and he said kissed my cheak and whispered in my ear "look at the band".....they saw the whole thing....hahahaha.
 
After being asked and teased by an ex GF, I beat off for her in a busy public park during a summer afternoon.
 
When I was a teenager and still a virgin, I was at a BYOB bar and was buzzing on some cheap wine. I saw the cutest guy sitting with another guy so I went over and started talking to him. After about 45 mins and a few dances I gave him a blow job under the table. He started cumming and I swallowed for the first time ever.....I squirmed my way back in the seat and he said kissed my cheak and whispered in my ear "look at the band".....they saw the whole thing....hahahaha.
Damn thats wild wish i could have been him
 
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