Alaska Bush People

[ChinaBandit]

OK. I have to ask. How do these people satisfy their sexual needs?

 

[Wrong Element]

OK. I have to ask. How do these people satisfy their sexual needs?

The Palins get around.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

lol It is funny how everybody thinks reality tv is actual reality!
they satisfy them like the normal folks they are.

 

[thør]

Like most reality shows, Alaska Bush People is more Hollywood fakery.

 

[KingOrfeo]

OK. I have to ask. How do these people satisfy their sexual needs?

Moose. Trank dart.

 

[tactful]

If it wasn't so freakin' cold up there, I'd give it a shot.

 

[Riles]

If it wasn't so freakin' cold up there, I'd give it a shot.

Being a Hollywood "reality" creation, a bush person or satisfying your sexual needs?

 

[tactful]

Bush person, wilderness and such, no comment on the other meaning.

 

[thør]

If it wasn't so freakin' cold up there, I'd give it a shot.

Warmer than it is in New Jersey.......

Go for it!

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Report back laters.

 

[tactful]

Warmer than it is in New Jersey.......

Go for it!

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Report back laters.

Wish you were here, to share in the coolness.

PS: Bring a heavy parka.

 

[thør]

Wish you were here, to share in the coolness.

PS: Bring a heavy parka.

I haven't pulled the polar parka from the closet for 3 years. I doubt it would be required in Jersey. I might pack my medium parka if it's gonna be windy and below zero. It was good enough for Siberia.

 

[Riles]

Bush person, wilderness and such, no comment on the other meaning.

Why can't you be wilderness savvy locally?

 

[lovetoread]

thor can have all this cold back.

 

[thør]

thor can have all this cold back.

5 feet of snow would be groovy.

 

[Riles]

I haven't pulled the polar parka from the closet for 3 years. I doubt it would be required in Jersey. I might pack my medium parka if it's gonna be windy and below zero. It was good enough for Siberia.

I do love a man bred for the cold!

 

[thør]

I do love a man bred for the cold!

I believe I could warm your ass and my hand at the same time.

 

[Riles]

I believe I could warm your ass and my hand at the same time.

You say the sweetest things.

Don't mistake my sounds for anything but genuine delight.

 

[tactful]

Why can't you be wilderness savvy locally?

I'd be useless outside, with my LLBean jacket.

 

[Riles]

I'd be useless outside, with my LLBean jacket.

I didn't realize you were strictly an urban male. Probably best not to make your first foray into nature in winter.

 

[tactful]

I didn't realize you were strictly an urban male. Probably best not to make your first foray into nature in winter.

Hunted in Pennsylvania and NY and ice fished in mid-winter, mild by your standards, just not a Mr Frosty, takes too long to thaw out.

 

[thør]

You say the sweetest things.

Don't mistake my sounds for anything but genuine delight.

The fire has to be properly started.

 

[Thunderbear]

5 feet of snow would be groovy.

At this point, any snow would be great. Fucking rain.

 

[Riles]

Hunted in Pennsylvania and NY and ice fished in mid-winter, mild by your standards, just not a Mr Frosty, takes too long to thaw out.

The trick is to warm the inside first. . Then slowly work on the appendages.

 

[Riles]

The fire has to be properly started.

You've always lit mine, North Man.

 

[mdbigdee]

Alaskan Bush person?An Alaskan woman who goes natural to stay warm?