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I like it when that one thing is working and then what's-his-name is all "I can't remember if I did that shit last week or not" and I'm all like "Could you BE anymore forgetful about those things?" and then someone else is like, "Could you BE anymore like that one guy from that show" and the other dude says "How YOU doin'?" and the one young idiot from that other building doesn't even get it and I'm like "Are you even potty trained yet?" but then I feel bad when he starts crying so I'm all "You know I'm just joking" and then he laughs because he was fake crying all along and he totally got me but he still doesn't get the FRIENDS reference so I kick him and spend the rest of the day in HR talking to what's-her-name and get signed up for seminar about not being a bully to coworkers, which I probably won't even go to.
 
I didn't know you liked Friends so much. I am going to bump an old pic on the book of faces and you've got to read my friend's comment!

I like Friends and I like you and facebook and old pics and comments and reading them. :D
 
so I kick him and spend the rest of the day in HR talking to what's-her-name and get signed up for seminar about not being a bully to coworkers, which I probably won't even go to.

When is HR going to have seminars for all the whiny little bastards who's feelers get hurt because they're whiny little bastards? They could call the class, How Not To Be A Whiny Little Bastard, And Other Helpful Information To Help You Get The Fuck Over Yourself You Sniveling Snot!
 
When is HR going to have seminars for all the whiny little bastards who's feelers get hurt because they're whiny little bastards? They could call the class, How Not To Be A Whiny Little Bastard, And Other Helpful Information To Help You Get The Fuck Over Yourself You Sniveling Snot!
Steaming mugs of Grow The Hell Up to be served at break......
 
I like it when it's bacon-wrapped.

Mmmmm. Bacon.

Gives me a tummy boner.
 
I like it when that one thing is working and then what's-his-name is all "I can't remember if I did that shit last week or not" and I'm all like "Could you BE anymore forgetful about those things?" and then someone else is like, "Could you BE anymore like that one guy from that show" and the other dude says "How YOU doin'?" and the one young idiot from that other building doesn't even get it and I'm like "Are you even potty trained yet?" but then I feel bad when he starts crying so I'm all "You know I'm just joking" and then he laughs because he was fake crying all along and he totally got me but he still doesn't get the FRIENDS reference so I kick him and spend the rest of the day in HR talking to what's-her-name and get signed up for seminar about not being a bully to coworkers, which I probably won't even go to.

Wow. Just....Wow. :D
 
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