AV of the year

[Fata Morgana]

Because I'm a thick cunt and don't know how to make a poll, I shall ask who would you vote for?

I love 1HF's current one cos it's simply gorgeous with lovely colours.

There will always be a special place in my heart for the unveiling of Sidecar Pete's Giant Sinister Bollock. It both thrilled me and unsettled me. If you stared at it long enough you could see Our Lady's face in it. A bit like the flashes of the demon in The Exorcist.

But my vote has to be for our Stew. Those jaws chomping away on Magic Mike's dinner just fill me with pure joy. When I've had a shit day at work staring at Phil's dandruff and suede teeth, I know I can log on here and there it will be. It makes me want to run over the brow of a fairly small hillock, arms wide, Julie Andrews style singing hosannahs to those Jaws of Death.

Oh Stew.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's impossible to top a trampoline jumping elephant.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That is a good one but I loved her cat stroking the fish one best.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

That is a good one but I loved her cat stroking the fish one best.

But, you have no taste. So, there's that.

 

[Fata Morgana]

But, you have no taste. So, there's that.

I have fucking brilliant taste you cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And what the fuck have you done with Smiley? Not seen her for yonks.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I have fucking brilliant taste you cunt.

When you have had a taste of excellence, you cannot go back to mediocrity.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

And what the fuck have you done with Smiley? Not seen her for yonks.

She's in the Outback wrestling crocs.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I've gotta go with the elephant trampoline one too.

 

[spacekowboy]

You know as well as I that it's not Stew's av that makes you smile...

 

[Fata Morgana]

You know as well as I that it's not Stew's av that makes you smile...

We are not all ruled by our gentiles my good man.

 

[Bad_Doggie]

There's a Dolf option, there's always a Dolf option?

Woof!

 

[Saint Peter]

Those jaws chomping away on Magic Mike's dinner just fill me with pure joy.

Big MM had no idea what hit him.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Big MM had no idea what hit him.

Seriously, that night, that post, best laugh I've ever had on Lit.

 

[pete]

i vote for mona, not for any single av but because after ages of just seeing a pair of legs (that aren't even hers, apparently), 2014 saw several lovely avs from her, including a real (and adorable) smirk.

 

[spacekowboy]

We are not all ruled by our gentiles my good man.

We arent???

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I vote for me just because I'm awesome and such.

Also obligatory dolf vote

 

[Killswitch]

Petes av has gotten a lot of play.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Petes av has gotten a lot of play.

The current one? Bet he could crack walnuts with his inner elbow.

 

[pink]

1HF's, Dolf's boobs, are a couple.

 

[Laurel]

It's impossible to top a trampoline jumping elephant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK27aknWVI4

But my vote has to be for our Stew. Those jaws chomping away on Magic Mike's dinner just fill me with pure joy. When I've had a shit day at work staring at Phil's dandruff and suede teeth, I know I can log on here and there it will be. It makes me want to run over the brow of a fairly small hillock, arms wide, Julie Andrews style singing hosannahs to those Jaws of Death.

Oh Stew.

Stew's is an awesome match of av plus content. You read his posts as coming out of the av's mouth and it's many times more funny.

It's tough because there are lots of great avs for different reasons. Many people (like dolf) have reliably interesting/sexy/compelling selfies. Others choose cool/funny images that aren't them - photos or drawings that, combined with their posts, express who they are.

 

[Fata Morgana]

1HF's, Dolf's boobs, are a couple.

I misread that as 1hf and dolf's boobs are a couple. Twat.

 

[1HF]

Because I'm a thick cunt and don't know how to make a poll, I shall ask who would you vote for?

I love 1HF's current one cos it's simply gorgeous with lovely colours.

Thank you, lovely. I needed that today.

I loved your face one you sometimes put up.
Wings has/had a really stunning face av that I was quite fond of.
Dolf has fabulous tits.
Garnate has good ones often.
Oooo and Riles had a very pretty one.

I like faces.

 

[Littlefinger]

I was very partial to lemonbread's with a closeup of her mouth. Just the soft, milky white of her skin, paired with the feminine pink of her lips, curved open. What is she gonna say? Is it an exhale or an inhale? I hear a faint moan. A whimper. A sigh...

I'm trying to think of other people's avs that I've seen that I liked but... at the moment, I can't think of anything else. Eh, I'll be back...

 

[MonaLittle]

i vote for mona, not for any single av but because after ages of just seeing a pair of legs (that aren't even hers, apparently), 2014 saw several lovely avs from her, including a real (and adorable) smirk.

Thank You, Pete.

I'd have to go with 1HF, Wings, Farrah, Lori, Fata, Dolf, Riles, Garnate, Aqua and anyone else who has posted their beautiful mug on here. I love seeing everyone's faces. Sometimes they fit the persona I've imagined in my head and other times I'm quite taken aback. It's all fun.