Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

Sir Schulz shook his head in distaste
And thought to himself what a waste
"They perved out my peeps!
That sick bunch of #$@&%" *bleeps*

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Sir Schulz shook his head in distaste
And thought to himself what a waste
"They perved out my peeps!
That sick bunch of #$@&%" *bleeps*
"I wanted my strip to be chaste."

 

[pensivepoet]

Peppermint patty laughed at chuck's dick

 

[37_ttej]

Peppermint patty laughed at chuck's dick
She'd never seen such a little prick

 

[stickygirl]

Peppermint patty laughed at chuck's dick
She'd never seen such a little prick
But acorns grow

 

[mamasota]

Peppermint patty laughed at chuck's dick
She'd never seen such a little prick
But acorns grow
Into large Oaks, you know

 

[stickygirl]

Peppermint patty laughed at chuck's dick
She'd never seen such a little prick
But acorns grow
Into large Oaks, you know
She found, when she made it all slick

 

[pensivepoet]

Pigpen was rumoured to cross dress

 

[weespanner]

Pigpen was rumoured to cross dress
Hard to tell in that dusty mess

 

[jameslewis]

Pigpen was rumoured to cross dress
Hard to tell in that dusty mess
Was he in drag, or just dragging

 

[weespanner]

Pigpen was rumoured to cross dress
Hard to tell in that dusty mess
Was he in drag, or just dragging
He sure got tongues wagging

 

[pensivepoet]

Pigpen was rumoured to cross dress
Hard to tell in that dusty mess
Was he in drag, or just dragging

Something kept lucy gagging

 

[pensivepoet]

Pigpen was rumoured to cross dress
Hard to tell in that dusty mess
Was he in drag, or just dragging
He sure got tongues wagging

None of which would confess

 

[weespanner]

Pigpen was rumoured to cross dress
Hard to tell in that dusty mess
Was he in drag, or just dragging
Something kept lucy gagging
Could have been his big cock, I guess

 

[pensivepoet]

John Boy liked Mary Ellens tush

 

[weespanner]

John Boy liked Mary Ellens tush
But adored her neatly trimmed bush

 

[pensivepoet]

John Boy liked Mary Ellens tush
But adored her neatly trimmed bush

In the hay loft

 

[weespanner]

John Boy liked Mary Ellens tush
But adored her neatly trimmed bush
In the hay loft
With her panties doffed

 

[pensivepoet]

John Boy liked Mary Ellens tush
But adored her neatly trimmed bush
In the hay loft
With her panties doffed

He rubbed her hard clit into mush!

 

[weespanner]

He woke up with sex on his mind

 

[BradBigBrain]

He woke up with sex on his mind
Thinking only of Weespanner this time

 

[weespanner]

Ha...you forced that to rhyme BBB


He woke up with sex on his mind
Thinking only of Weespanner this time
He grabbed his white stick

 

[BradBigBrain]

Ha...you forced that to rhyme BBB

I sho nuff did. It's OK though...


He woke up with sex on his mind
Thinking only of Weespanner this time
He grabbed his white stick
N heard a strange click

 

[weespanner]

He woke up with sex on his mind
Thinking only of Weespanner this time
He grabbed his white stick
N heard a strange click
So his erection slowly declined

 

[stickygirl]

He woke up with sex on his mind
Thinking only of Weespanner this time
He grabbed his white stick
N heard a strange click
Nope - his one-eyed snake wasn't blind

*soz - I'm still hungover*