Writhings on my mind

[Aquagal]

My spank bank was provoked this morning and since then I've been thinking of little else but writhing. Christmas break, kids in and out of the house, and all I can think of is a missed opportunity early this morning when the house was sleeping.

The more I dwell on this, the more this feeds the fire.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Give the kids a gallon of milk and a bottle of chocolate syrup, find a Rankin-Bass marathon on the telly, and go lock yourself in the bathroom for fifteen minutes.

I had to barricade myself in my bedroom with Christmas storage totes in order to get in my "romantic me time" this morning.

You're the mom. Make it happen.

*butt slap*

 

[spacekowboy]

My spank bank was provoked this morning and since then I've been thinking of little else but writhing. Christmas break, kids in and out of the house, and all I can think of is a missed opportunity early this morning when the house was sleeping.

The more I dwell on this, the more this feeds the fire.

Put an uneven load in the washing machine...
Sneaky fun.

 

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[Littlefinger]

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[Aquagal]

Give the kids a gallon of milk and a bottle of chocolate syrup, find a Rankin-Bass marathon on the telly, and go lock yourself in the bathroom for fifteen minutes.

I had to barricade myself in my bedroom with Christmas storage totes in order to get in my "romantic me time" this morning.

You're the mom. Make it happen.

*butt slap*

I tried that! The teen is babysitting two extra today, so just when I thought I could get some relief from my awesome new shower head, I hear a knock on the bathroom door..."they're hungry, what should I feed them?" Ugh, focused intent over.

Put an uneven load in the washing machine...
Sneaky fun.

Hmmm I could wash a comforter with shoes...the laundry room has no door and right next to the kitchen.

 

[Aquagal]

"I'm going to be upstairs wrapping Christmas presents" is a great December go-to strategy for a little solo writhing time at casa de Jelly.

Now this, THIS!!!!! I can work with.

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Nice!! Some prone Jax. Gonna miss his Tuesday offerings.

 

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[Wild_Honey_66]

Tell them that the toilet overflowed and you need someone to clean it up and watch them scatter like roaches.

 

[Littlefinger]

Umm...hey LF. Is that from Sons of Anarchy? I really need to start watching that…

Yep. Love Jax Teller. I like it when he gets mad.

 

[Adre]

I could stand guard at your bedroom door (on the inside if possible?).

 

[Aquagal]

Tell them that the toilet overflowed and you need someone to clean it up and watch them scatter like roaches.

No, they're gross kids, they want to SEE!!!

Yep. Love Jax Teller. I like it when he gets mad.

I'm glad he gave a farewell fuck to Wendy (and us).

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I tried that! The teen is babysitting two extra today, so just when I thought I could get some relief from my awesome new shower head, I hear a knock on the bathroom door..."they're hungry, what should I feed them?" Ugh, focused intent over. .

Your teen needs a crash course in Babysitting Like A Boss.

I hired two homeschooled sisters when my oldest was small. They came fully-equipped with boxes of crafts, and were magicians in the kitchen. All it takes is a little planning.

I haven't been a very good girl this year, but can I get one of those tatted thrusters under my tree?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

No, they're gross kids, they want to SEE!!!.

LOLz your kids are awesome.

Give them a flashlight and tell them they have permission to crawl under the house and look for dead things.

 

[parodyluvr75]

To help with writhing.

 

[Aquagal]

I could stand guard at your bedroom door (on the inside if possible?).

They'd ask Why's Santa in your room, Mom?

Your teen needs a crash course in Babysitting Like A Boss.

I hired two homeschooled sisters when my oldest was small. They came fully-equipped with boxes of crafts, and were magicians in the kitchen. All it takes is a little planning.

I haven't been a very good girl this year, but can I get one of those tatted thrusters under my tree?

No kidding on this. She did take the course and has improved from, Mom, they're hungry what are you going to make them? Ha!

LOLz your kids are awesome.

Give them a flashlight and tell them they have permission to crawl under the house and look for dead things.

They don't have a lack of things to do, it's snowing! It's the in and out and random questions. After lunch I think I'll try Jelly's gift wrapping. If not that, tomorrow morning.

To help with writhing.

Have you showed that to Fata?!

 

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[pete]

To help with writhing.

ha, brilliant !

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

No kidding on this. She did take the course and has improved from, Mom, they're hungry what are you going to make them? Ha!



They don't have a lack of things to do, it's snowing! It's the in and out and random questions. After lunch I think I'll try Jelly's gift wrapping. If not that, tomorrow morning.

Ah, the wrapping thing wouldn't work here. I've got three little Santa's elves who would much rather wrap pressies and stuff stockings than play in the snow or dream of sugarplums.

Tell your teen that if you do the cooking, you want a cut of her pay!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Do people not take bromide/cold showers anymore? If God had meant us to have sex he would have made it enjoyable.

 

[Jennifer]

Do people not take bromide/cold showers anymore? If God had meant us to have sex he would have made it enjoyable.

I am taking a cold shower right now! It's waaaay more invigorating than orgasms.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I am taking a cold shower right now! It's waaaay more invigorating than orgasms.

See! Chastity is the new sex.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

See! Chastity is the new sex.

Bah humbug.

 

[Jennifer]

See! Chastity is the new sex.

And it lasts longer, too.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Bah humbug.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!

And it lasts longer, too.

The gift that keeps on giving.