Best seduction move you have ever written/read

[Egoman]

What's the best seduction move you've ever written/read?

We've all read (if not written) cheesy seduction scenes in a story where a gorgeous woman, in an attempt to seduce her crush, bends over to picks up something off of floor. You know what I'm talking about, seduction moves which make you cringe every time you read them. But what is the best seduction move (initiated by either sex) you have every read (or written)? Scenes which made you go, "Wow! I should've come up with that" or "Wow! How did I come up with that?".
Discuss away.

 

[Handley_Page]

We've all read (if not written) cheesy seduction scenes in a story where a gorgeous woman, in an attempt to seduce her crush, bends over to picks up something off of floor. You know what I'm talking about, seduction moves which make you cringe every time you read them. But what is the best seduction move (initiated by either sex) you have every read (or written)? Scenes which made you go, "Wow! I should've come up with that" or "Wow! How did I come up with that?".
Discuss away.

Jamie Lee Curtis in "Fierce Creatures".
Obvious, but - Wow!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I've never been seduced. The females I slept with always dragged me off to the bedroom with no flirting or foreplay. Most of the time its as direct as LETS GO SOMEWHERE AND FUCK.

 

[TxRad]

I've never been seduced. The females I slept with always dragged me off to the bedroom with no flirting or foreplay. Most of the time its as direct as LETS GO SOMEWHERE AND FUCK.

This explains so much on so many levels.

 

[JKendallDane]

I've never been seduced. The females I slept with always dragged me off to the bedroom with no flirting or foreplay. Most of the time its as direct as LETS GO SOMEWHERE AND FUCK.

Perhaps if you weren't so fixated on always negotiating your way down to only paying $10, you might get a different response.

 

[StrangeLife]

I've never been seduced. The females I slept with always dragged me off to the bedroom with no flirting or foreplay. Most of the time its as direct as LETS GO SOMEWHERE AND FUCK.

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[JAMESBJOHNSON]

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My memoirs are 100% true.