how do you sound?

[Killswitch]

I saw everything.

I hear there was tits and toes.



I know you right clicked save as. Help a brother out.

 

[neci]

there's probably threads from back in the day for gb'ers to share their voices, but i couldn't be bothered to hunt them down.

anyway, here's a minute of me.. apparently i was raised by a pack of burros

also, apologies for the low volume.

ETA link fixed, mah bad

i still want to punch you.

Small Zip file of me reading Geoffrey Chaucer:

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=373198&d=1096128701

Another zip. Me reading Ancient Australian slang:

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=374164&d=1096316669

i just want you to speak loudly straight into my cunt.

Like a stack of dimes falling down a flight of stairs into an accordion full of raspberry Jell-O. On a moonlight night, beside an angry chihuahua.

ankle biters.

For what it's worth.

i want you to go make one of those wanking audio stories, where you come a time or two all while hypnotizing every person who listens to develop a fetish for an obsession with cock sucking and ass licking. the ass will taste like the finest meal and the cock will leak the wine.

I sang some lyrics....sounds like ass. I recorded it though a set of cheap headphones as my microphone.

Laugh at will. I had fun.



http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ghNuEoEywI

i want to slap you. and punch you.

 

[Aquagal]

I didn't. I went to look a third time because I got a phone call and it was gone.

 

[Killswitch]

i want to slap you. and punch you.

Be nice or Ill make one just for you Neci.

 

[neci]

did i already quote lemon?
i got lost quoting.
i may notmake it through the thread

http://forum.literotica.com/search.php

Aside....
I just tried to do a search for the other voice threads (as I currently have no voice due to laryngitis) and discovered that there's a tick-box under the list of forums to be searched that says....
Also search in child forums.

???

http://soundcloud.com/inkedangelene/december-16-2014-1-19-48-pm

I'm not sure you guys can hear that.

your indian soul needs to go on a spiritual journey through the desert.

Blank Affection

A poem written and read by me

pungent flowers
late afternoon
hot day
luke warm water

they've got nothing on you, fair fata.

wank-worthy recording here...

yes. this is perfection.

 

[neci]

Here's hoping this works: https://soundcloud.com/user433110675/sets/lit-voice-recording

ETA: it says zero seconds. Ugh....I might need Pete's tech support, too, lol

i tried to listen.

Try this. You can download it there if nothing else.

http://www.4shared.com/music/XbKETPlnce/Record_0001.html


Edit: And thanks to everyone for all of the compliments, holy crap. . I was going to quote them all, but I'm too lazy. Y'all know who are.

*pets the sourpuss*

Freak!

I've decided to upload a version of a timeless Xmas classic. Please excuse the tinny sound. I'm in my garage.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PQH1YS3krC

*claps*

http://vocaroo.com/i/s000TTSWBLa9

the voice is sleaze!

http://vocaroo.com/delete/s0yq6UjTorDJ/18a21a89d3a04e4a


Don't bother, recording was deleted.

okay/

 

[neci]

WHEEEeeeee!!!

http://grooveshark.com/playlist/Gumbo+Sandwich/103108668

you sound it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H09hNuj4P3

pink, you need to be held tightly.

most of you have heard me before.

you are fading off. i want bedtime stories. i want you not to fall asleep yet.

#
i feel like i am missing a chunk of voices, but i'll have to look in the morning, because now it won't properly register.

 

[neci]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lN04Hn9xjR

 

[lemonbread]

My encore is going to have to wait until tomorrow guys, my internet is being stupid.

 

[Killswitch]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lN04Hn9xjR

You can do better than that.

As to say we need more of your voice than that.

 

[Killswitch]

My encore is going to have to wait until tomorrow guys, my internet is being stupid.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lighter_at_concert.jpg

 

[unregistered]

 

[parodyluvr75]

I still can't figure a way to make it work on my device but I freak everytime I hear your voice recordings on here because your voice sounds so much like mine, it gives me pause. I think the first time I heard it was in a poetry thread of someone's? A fine voice for sure, however I'd say, 'I have to go see a man about a horse.' I'm not sure of the origin of the phrase but it's a funny way of saying that.

 

[spacekowboy]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lN04Hn9xjR

Dammit, now I gotta pee.

 

[neci]

You can do better than that.

As to say we need more of your voice than that.

in the morning. i am sleepy now.

Thanks, love. I have appealed to the OP for tech help since he helped Fata (I'm hoping this means he can help me). I'm pretty helpless with certain tech stuff.

i wait for morning's light.

I still can't figure a way to make it work on my device but I freak everytime I hear your voice recordings on here because your voice sounds so much like mine, it gives me pause. I think the first time I heard it was in a poetry thread of someone's? A fine voice for sure, however I'd say, 'I have to go see a man about a horse.' I'm not sure of the origin of the phrase but it's a funny way of saying that.

i have to go see a man about a horse.

Dammit, now I gotta pee.

pee!!!

 

[butters]

pee whisperer ^

 

[oggbashan]

Me reading my poem The Garderobe:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zrAbpQEwc2

 

[butters]

Me reading my poem The Garderobe:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zrAbpQEwc2

oh ogg

 

[pete]

Sweet Baby Jesus, it doesn't get much better than that.

so true.

I hear there was tits and toes.
Help a brother out.

there was. and they were all amazballs.
and you know, i would love to help a brother out but i don't think mrs pete would approve.

i still want to punch you.

even though i don't know why... i'd still let you.

 

[pete]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lN04Hn9xjR

nice whisperyness.

My encore is going to have to wait until tomorrow guys, my internet is being stupid.

can't wait.

Thanks, love. I have appealed to the OP for tech help since he helped Fata (I'm hoping this means he can help me). I'm pretty helpless with certain tech stuff.

the OP is available to assist, with the right incentive.
muahahaha

 

[pete]

Me reading my poem The Garderobe:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zrAbpQEwc2

very cool poem, i like it.

and for the 2nd time in this thread, i have serious voice envy. (1st was fata's, of course)

 

[oggbashan]

Another of my poems, unpublished except on an ancient post.

Muff Diving

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FuUFTTsUqd

 

[subdued_passion]

Another of my poems, unpublished except on an ancient post.

Muff Diving

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FuUFTTsUqd

I read one of your 50 word submissions- 50 word Unbirth.




(the timing of that explosion in the background was just perfect)

 

[oggbashan]

I read one of your 50 word submissions- 50 word Unbirth.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J6cWjVKAbx


(the timing of that explosion in the background was just perfect)

Interesting, but the quality of the recording was poor (even without the explosion!). I'm sure you sound much better than that.

 

[multitalentman]

Interesting, but the quality of the recording was poor (even without the explosion!). I'm sure you sound much better than that.

Brilliant idea for a thread! I am going to have to get in on this!