Merry Goddamn Winter Holiday Season™ - Version 8.1

[kbate]

Welcome to my not-quite-as-annual-as-originally-intended Holiday Good Wishes thread.

In keeping with the GB's theme for 2014, I wish all of you cunts a happier holiday season than you deserve, and despite your complete cuntishness (yes I love that unword too) I hope you don't make your friends (if you have any) and family as miserable as you make your readers here at Lit. Please share any undeserved joy you eke out this season with someone less cunty than you.

I'd wish the Lit political crowd a happy season, but approaching their new forum across their river of tears is impractical and I won't risk my new boots (ha fata!) to that salty mess. I have placed kleenex™ near all of the log-off buttons, please feel free to use them.

To the rest of you: the geeks, nerds, dorks, drama queens, the English and the malodorous, I know you like your new S5 or iThing, so shut up and think to yourself... she cares!

Anyway, I've run out of people other than Laurel (if indeed she is human) so here I go: another fun year passed, thanks Kitty Mama.

Happy Holidays everyone,

k

 

[Wings]

I can have sex really loudly in my own house again. Joy to the world.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Pity Bump

 

[lovetoread]

For goodness sakes, no mention of Sneakie Pie?



Happy cuntishness to you too.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm not feeling it.

 

[scrymettet]

Welcome to my not-quite-as-annual-as-originally-intended Holiday Good Wishes thread.

In keeping with the GB's theme for 2014, I wish all of you cunts a happier holiday season than you deserve, and despite your complete cuntishness (yes I love that unword too) I hope you don't make your friends (if you have any) and family as miserable as you make your readers here at Lit. Please share any undeserved joy you eke out this season with someone less cunty than you.

I'd wish the Lit political crowd a happy season, but approaching their new forum across their river of tears is impractical and I won't risk my new boots (ha fata!) to that salty mess. I have placed kleenex™ near all of the log-off buttons, please feel free to use them.

To the rest of you: the geeks, nerds, dorks, drama queens, the English and the malodorous, I know you like your new S5 or iThing, so shut up and think to yourself... she cares!

Anyway, I've run out of people other than Laurel (if indeed she is human) so here I go: another fun year passed, thanks Kitty Mama.

Happy Holidays everyone,

k

Laurel and not Laurelle ?
Being nice ?

Who are you and what did you do with Kbabe ?

 

[1HF]

Happy holidays and good wishes to the queen of the cunts.

 

[rimmy]

Bah Humbug.

 

[kbate]

For goodness sakes, no mention of Sneakie Pie?



Happy cuntishness to you too.

I had a paragraph in there just for you, greetings to the Geeks (LTR). But I backspaced because it seemed overly cunty, even for me.

Sneakie says hi.

 

[kbate]

Pity Bump

paragraph 1.

 

[Laurel]

Welcome to my not-quite-as-annual-as-originally-intended Holiday Good Wishes thread.

In keeping with the GB's theme for 2014, I wish all of you cunts a happier holiday season than you deserve, and despite your complete cuntishness (yes I love that unword too) I hope you don't make your friends (if you have any) and family as miserable as you make your readers here at Lit. Please share any undeserved joy you eke out this season with someone less cunty than you.

I'd wish the Lit political crowd a happy season, but approaching their new forum across their river of tears is impractical and I won't risk my new boots (ha fata!) to that salty mess. I have placed kleenex™ near all of the log-off buttons, please feel free to use them.

To the rest of you: the geeks, nerds, dorks, drama queens, the English and the malodorous, I know you like your new S5 or iThing, so shut up and think to yourself... she cares!

Anyway, I've run out of people other than Laurel (if indeed she is human) so here I go: another fun year passed, thanks Kitty Mama.

Happy Holidays everyone,

k

Happy Holidays, lovely lady. I look forward to another year of your unique and top-notch bitchery.

 

[dolf]

fuck you all, you fucking fuckfaced fufuckers.

 

[neci]

happy holidays.

n

 

[marshalt]

Merry Christmas, kbate.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

humorless bitch

 

[DesEsseintes]

I've only been on GB a few months and it feels like years and years.

In solitary.

In Islamabad.

Thanks for admitting one more Playgrounder to your merry throng, you gorgeous tribe. Thanks especially to Garnate for the engagement ring, Fata for cheese times, dolf for parenting advice, 1HF for returning my bride in almost mint condition, Butters for utter loveliness, Bunny and all his aliases for unstinting sound advice: sorry I haven't taken any of it yet, feller! Thank you, too, to Query for his bet with me over turning a Cockney flower girl into a lady fit for Ascot - easiest £100 I shall ever make.

Anyone I've forgotten is obviously a dick. But I love you all.

And Laurel - I PM'd you what I feel, as if words could do it justice. You know I love you, anyway.

Here's a song which expresses what I cannot, and everything the GB is and does.

And God bless us, everyone!

 

[rimmy]

I've only been on GB a few months and it feels like years and years.

In solitary.

In Islamabad.

Thanks for admitting one more Playgrounder to your merry throng, you gorgeous tribe. Thanks especially to Garnate for the engagement ring, Fata for cheese times, dolf for parenting advice, 1HF for returning my bride in almost mint condition, Butters for utter loveliness, Bunny and all his aliases for unstinting sound advice: sorry I haven't taken any of it yet, feller! Thank you, too, to Query for his bet with me over turning a Cockney flower girl into a lady fit for Ascot - easiest £100 I shall ever make.

Anyone I've forgotten is obviously a dick. But I love you all.

And Laurel - I PM'd you what I feel, as if words could do it justice. You know I love you, anyway.

Here's a song which expresses what I cannot, and everything the GB is and does.

And God bless us, everyone!

Sorry but your trial membership has expired and upon further reflection the GB has decided that we're gonna go in another direction. No hard feelings.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Pookie]

Welcome to my not-quite-as-annual-as-originally-intended Holiday Good Wishes thread.

In keeping with the GB's theme for 2014, I wish all of you cunts a happier holiday season than you deserve, and despite your complete cuntishness (yes I love that unword too) I hope you don't make your friends (if you have any) and family as miserable as you make your readers here at Lit. Please share any undeserved joy you eke out this season with someone less cunty than you.

I'd wish the Lit political crowd a happy season, but approaching their new forum across their river of tears is impractical and I won't risk my new boots (ha fata!) to that salty mess. I have placed kleenex™ near all of the log-off buttons, please feel free to use them.

To the rest of you: the geeks, nerds, dorks, drama queens, the English and the malodorous, I know you like your new S5 or iThing, so shut up and think to yourself... she cares!

Anyway, I've run out of people other than Laurel (if indeed she is human) so here I go: another fun year passed, thanks Kitty Mama.

Happy Holidays everyone,

k

Happy holidays to Santa Kunt ..... and your little dogs too.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Sorry but your trial membership has expired and upon further reflection the GB has decided that we're gonna go in another direction. No hard feelings.

I understand. If anyone wants me I'll be in the Playground. Their entry criteria tend to be less stringent.

It's because he just called me a dick, right?

Ah, lovely, you know I was sticking to people I was sure were pure GBers...I'd have needed a whole other thread for you.

 

[Jennifer]

It's because he just called me a dick, right?

I love being called a dick. It means he knows the REAL me!

 

[unregistered]

 

[kbate]

Stop this right now!

Absolutely NO DICK is permitted in my Merry Goddamn Holiday Thread™.

Zero Dick!

that is all.

 

[unregistered]

 

[JohnnySavage]

Stop this right now!

Absolutely NO DICK is permitted in my Merry Goddamn Holiday Thread™.

Zero Dick!

that is all.

How do you make that cool superscript? Is it some feature only offered to Platinum Members?

(Platinum Members would have had a superscript TM, if I knew how to do it)