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[parodyluvr75]

I love Garnate, her earbuds turn me on. I want her to sing to me in the shower, hubba, hubba.


luv,
Birdy


not Garnate posting as her.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Damn.

 

[Garnate]

No way, I don't believe it!

Turns out it's all true. What else should we tell new people? Can I have teleportation powers? That one would probably be the most useful. I know I can mind meld. Got it! Let's tell new people that whoever doesn't cough up their lunch money to me everyday has to bend over and let me pink sock them.

 

[Garnate]

I love Garnate, her earbuds turn me on. I want her to sing to me in the shower, hubba, hubba.


luv,
Birdy


not Garnate posting as her.

^^I definitely approve of this post I in no way wrote.

 

[Kitty]

http://www.adweek.com/files/imagecache/node-blog/blogs/kermit-lipton-hed-2013.jpg

Ah! What a beautiful day. Counting down my fuckin' launch to not giving a flying fuck. I'm about to snitch on monkey asses, keep it up...

 

[Kitty]

Ok!! Nobody fucks with the Kitty anyway. And I'm not begging for it.

So here we motherfucking go.


garnate are you ready for this.

After all this time who gives a rat's tit but are you interested...?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Turns out it's all true. What else should we tell new people? Can I have teleportation powers? That one would probably be the most useful. I know I can mind meld. Got it! Let's tell new people that whoever doesn't cough up their lunch money to me everyday has to bend over and let me pink sock them.

Teach me the mind meld, I want to learn. A mind melt might be better.

I know better than to drop the soap in the shower with you.

 

[dolf]

oh noes!! the huge font!!!!

 

[Garnate]

Ok!! Nobody fucks with the Kitty anyway. And I'm not begging for it.

So here we motherfucking go.


garnate are you ready for this.

After all this time who gives a rat's tit but are you interested...?

Um, yep. That's why I asked you for their name hours ago.

 

[unregistered]

 

[dolf]

does nobody fuck with the kitty because they've all heard about the rash?

 

[RobDownSouth]

oh noes!! the huge font!!!!

Commissioner Gordon! It's the Titz Signal!

 

[Wife of Bath]

What the fuck?

 

[parodyluvr75]

You'd drop the soap on purpose. Just admit it. (I know I would, but don't tell Garnate).

Hush, you.

 

[Garnate]

Des called it early; I hate when he's right. I'm not shocked but I was little let down because I EXPECTED to be shocked, you know? But at least it wasn't someone I considered a friend, going behind my back making things up.

Fuck you, query. You cowardly piece of lying shit.

 

[dolf]

Des called it early; I hate when he's right. I'm not shocked but I was little let down because I EXPECTED to be shocked, you know? But at least it wasn't someone I considered a friend, going behind my back making things up.

Fuck you, query. You cowardly piece of lying shit.

what a tit

 

[Garnate]

Chill! She's busy getting helpful info on people here! It was probably Query, who is always being helpful.

Always glad to be helpful. Was there anything in particular you need her to know about?

You could let her know you're a snake. But since actions speak louder than words......GOOD JOB!

 

[Wife of Bath]

So... No cookies for query, then?

I'm still confused as to the allegations exactly.

*twirls blond hair*

*eats cookies from.... Myself...*

 

[unregistered]

 

[dolf]

You could let her know you're a snake. But since actions speak louder than words......GOOD JOB!

some guys would say anything to get into the cyberknickers of some tit young enough to be their granddaughter.

 

[Garnate]

So... No cookies for query, then?

I'm still confused as to the allegations exactly.

*twirls blond hair*

*eats cookies from.... Myself...*

He warned her to be careful around me. That I have access to Disgustipated's password and have entire convos with people I control. That I lure people in with niceness and then ask for their password.

Just let that sink in. I ASK PEOPLE FOR THEIR PASSWORDS. Wouldn't that kinda defeat the purpose of having them? For all I know I'm posting for you right now and talking to myself.

I've read a lot of dumb shit here over the years but he's taking it to a whole 'nother dumb level.

 

[Kitty]

*knits*

 

[Que]

He warned her to be careful around me. That I have access to Disgustipated's password and have entire convos with people I control. That I lure people in with niceness and then ask for their password.

Just let that sink in. I ASK PEOPLE FOR THEIR PASSWORDS. Wouldn't that kinda defeat the purpose of having them? For all I know I'm posting for you right now and talking to myself.

I've read a lot of dumb shit here over the years but he's taking it to a whole 'nother dumb level.

I warned her to be careful about establishing a list of friends and enemies and pointed out that she has annoyed a lot of your friends (and the board in general) with her drama.

I felt the use of her mom as an alt was a low blow but did NOT attribute that to you.

She was under the impression that she could appeal to you to get laurel to ban the alt, when most of what that alt did, while vile, is not bannable.

I told her that and she has been pouting ever since that i am not supporting her.

Good job feeding the drama queen. I thought that was my role.

 

[Littlefinger]

Why does nobody else have Kitty on ignore?

When you assume... well, you know what they say.

 

[Garnate]

I warned her to be careful about establishing a list of friends and enemies and pointed out that she has annoyed a lot of your friends (and the board in general) with her drama.

I felt the use of her mom as an alt was a low blow but did NOT attribute that to you.

She was under the impression that she could appeal to you to get laurel to ban the alt, when most of what that alt did, while vile, is not bannable.

I told her that and she has been pouting ever since that i am not supporting her.

Good job feeding the drama queen. I thought that was my role.

You don't have to tell me what you said because I read it already. But thank you for the watered-down and sugar-coated version of it. I forgot that you also told her I was probably the cougar alt. So much was said, ya know?? Hard to keep track of all the lies you told about me.