Pookie should be elected ruler of the world

[butters]

you didn't get back to me about the horse. your minister of internal affairs is slipping. already. pfft.

 

[cjh]

http://i1373.photobucket.com/albums/ag396/_c-j-h_/Pookie_zps2b232229.png

 

[Pookie]

you didn't get back to me about the horse. your minister of internal affairs is slipping. already. pfft.

When you mentioned horse, I became consumed by thoughts of my evil nemesis, kbate the cuntiest.

If you can defeat her, or at least distract her and her little dogs too, I shall reward you with her finest steed.

 

[Pookie]

http://i1373.photobucket.com/albums/ag396/_c-j-h_/Pookie_zps2b232229.png

Too funny.

 

[Garnate]

Will a decree do? It's all I got.

Yes! But shout it, don't write it.

I don't know how to read so good yet.

 

[butters]

When you mentioned horse, I became consumed by thoughts of my evil nemesis, kbate the cuntiest.

If you can defeat her, or at least distract her and her little dogs too, I shall reward you with her finest steed.

no worries: i'll pen an evil, disparaging rhyming poem that your propaganda minister can get printed on flyers and posted willy nilly en masse so your subjects will take it viral, word of mouth. i shall e-kick her whilst she's still hobbling.

make it a pretty one.

 

[Pookie]

Yes! But shout it, don't write it.

I don't know how to read so good yet.

I decree that you are now and forevermore an honest woman!

*glares at all the gigglers*

 

[Garnate]

I decree that you are now and forevermore an honest woman!

*glares at all the gigglers*

Great. Now I don't have a tiara OR a ring.

 

[Pookie]

Great. Now I don't have a tiara OR a ring.

Blame kbate like I usually do.

 

[Garnate]

kbate! Pookie's ripping me off!

 

[Pookie]

kbate! Pookie's ripping me off!

Please don’t say her name two more times!

How does prom queen sound?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

New car? Caviar? Four star day dream?

the laddie fancies himself a poet bro!

Stew

 

[Garnate]

Please don’t say her name two more times!

How does prom queen sound?

Sold.































kbate. kbate.

 

[Pookie]

Sold.































kbate. kbate.

I saw what you did there. I see you're playing for keeps.

Okay, before the cunt shows up, you can be queen of the world. That means you can even wear all of dolf's tiaras!

Deal?

 

[gravyrug]

I saw what you did there. I see you're playing for keeps.

Okay, before the cunt shows up, you can be queen of the world. That means you can even wear all of dolf's tiaras!

Deal?

But you have to wear them all at the same time.

 

[Pookie]

But you have to wear them all at the same time.

Shhhh! I don't want her reading ALL the fine print!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Pookie is a ruler from a dollar store bro!

Stew

http://dgc.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pDGC1-12185742enh500.jpg

 

[Pookie]

Pookie is a ruler from a dollar store bro!

Stew

http://dgc.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pDGC1-12185742enh500.jpg

Which reminds me ... *pulls out shopping list*

Uhh, no I am not bro!

 

[TwinkleStars]

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[Garnate]

I saw what you did there. I see you're playing for keeps.

Okay, before the cunt shows up, you can be queen of the world. That means you can even wear all of dolf's tiaras!

Deal?

OMG I don't care, I'll wear them all at once! So happy right now....

 

[Saint Peter]

We should hold her down and take turns fucking her up the butthole!

 

[Pookie]

We should hold her down and take turns fucking her up the butthole!

You always throw the best parties.

 

[Saint Peter]

You always throw the best parties.

You should try one of my burgers.

 

[Pookie]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mEpb-JofL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

 

[Pookie]

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