Pookie should be elected ruler of the world

[CaptainKirk]

"...and baby she'll ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuule (she'll rule, she'll rule, she'll ruuuuuuuule), let her by my fantasy."

 

[parodyluvr75]

Discuss.

What's in it for me if I vote yes?

 

[The Heretic]

Did you ever get Lost Cause to cut the grass?

No.

I moved to Orygun and live out in the boonies so I have to cut my own grass.

LC is semi-retired now and bumming around on a new Harley.

Still lives at the same place, but the landlord hired someone to do the lawn periodically so that the grass doesn't grow chest high anymore.

 

[Garnate]

I didn't read the posts yet but I agree with the OP. Do I still get to be President? I'll settle for whomever gets to wear a tiara regularly.

 

[spacekowboy]

She gets my pole.

Poll


Vote. Whatever.

 

[girlsmiley]

I would like to apply for the position of minister of cultural affairs and propaganda.

I want to be the person who says "moving forward" a lot.

 

[Pookie]

Hahaha! Funny.

Ahem. I mean, that's terrible news.

Remember, you got pardoned this Thanksgiving. I might not be so benevolent next year.

 

[Pookie]

I didn't read the posts yet but I agree with the OP. Do I still get to be President? I'll settle for whomever gets to wear a tiara regularly.

I was thinking of turning the US into a monarchy. Interested?

 

[Pookie]

She gets my pole.

Poll


Vote. Whatever.

Chief of Staff. *nods*

 

[Pookie]

What's in it for me if I vote yes?

You get to be a special guest at the next State dinner instead of a special entrée.

Either way works for me though.

 

[spacekowboy]

Chief of Staff. *nods*

Does that mean I get fire water and free bingo?

 

[girlsmiley]

Remember, you got pardoned this Thanksgiving. I might not be so benevolent next year.

Mahahaha. Hahaha.

Sorry.

 

[Pookie]

I would like to apply for the position of minister of cultural affairs and propaganda.

I could use a good bullshitter... err ... someone very skilled at diplomacy.

 

[Garnate]

I was thinking of turning the US into a monarchy. Interested?

Only if you make an honest woman out of me finally.

 

[Noor]

I could use a good bullshitter... err ... someone very skilled at diplomacy.

I am actually a skilled propagandist, just feed me the party line and I will propagate the faith

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Does that mean I get fire water and free bingo?

and a football team bro!

Stew

 

[Pookie]

Does that mean I get fire water and free bingo?

As long as they don't interfere with your staff's function.

 

[rosco rathbone]

pookie literally must be stopped.

 

[Pookie]

Only if you make an honest woman out of me finally.

Will a decree do? It's all I got.

 

[spacekowboy]

and a football team bro!

Stew

New car? Caviar? Four star day dream?

 

[parodyluvr75]

You get to be a special guest at the next State dinner instead of a special entrée.

Either way works for me though.

I'm more valuable as an ally than supper, I reckon.

I would also like a ticket to an undisclosed location so I can preen my bluebird, thanks.

 

[Pookie]

I'm more valuable as an ally than supper, I reckon.

I would also like a ticket to an undisclosed location so I can preen my bluebird, thanks.

You can be in charge of the Hunger Games. There is a lot of preening involved with that.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You can be in charge of the Hunger Games. There is a lot of preening involved with that.

As long as I can blow up something, it's fine with me.

 

[Pookie]

As long as I can blow up something, it's fine with me.

It is so.

 

[parodyluvr75]

It is so.

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