Minor erotica annoyance

[noye]

Almost every story I've read or at least the greater percentage has two little things that bother me: dumb women only interested in the largest dick AND all men are sex gods that bring every woman to climax with just the woman observing their man meat.

Seriously eight out of the past ten I've read have the woman ending up with a dude with a dong cresting 10 inches and as thick as a bike pump. Not only is it the largest they've seen or had but the act of gazing at it causes a tsunami between their legs that threatens to drown both parties in everflowing pussy runoff from continual orgasms.

I know this is an exaggeration, but taking another break between finals and writing I needed to vent.

Now what is some of your folks annoyances in erotica? Could be the same or not, I just think it's about time for some variety and maybe this could be used as a reference for some of us newer writers.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Try some of mine on for size. No one has a "HUGE" cock. And the women in my stories are intelligent.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=704709&page=submissions

 

[sr71plt]

You do know that most of erotica posted to this site is about fantasy arousal, don't you? Exaggeration is more arousing than the mundane and dull.

But from your description, it looks like you are looking for the wrong story indicators for your taste in reading. Maybe this thread will elicit some recommendations of stories closer to what you're looking for.

Do male authors dwell more on the attributes of the female characters than the male and female authors tend to do the opposite? I don't know. I admit that I probably dwell more on the male character attributes no matter what the genre (because of what arouses me more), so you probably don't want to read my stories. Although I don't usually use the 10-inch measurement, I quite often want the reader to image it that way.

The bottom line, though, I think, is that not everything on Literotica is targeting you as the reader--nor should it. It's really up to you to find what you want to read out of a file serving the interests of a whole spectrum of readers and writers--not the writers' job to serve just you.

 

[noye]

Try some of mine on for size. No one has a "HUGE" cock. And the women in my stories are intelligent.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=704709&page=submissions

After my econ final tomorrow I'll give you a shot =P

You do know that most of erotica posted to this site is about fantasy arousal, don't you? Exaggeration is more arousing than the mundane and dull.

But from your description, it looks like you are looking for the wrong story indicators for your taste in reading. Maybe this thread will elicit some recommendations of stories closer to what you're looking for.

Do male authors dwell more on the attributes of the female characters than the male and female authors tend to do the opposite? I don't know. I admit that I probably dwell more on the male character attributes no matter what the genre (because of what arouses me more), so you probably don't want to read my stories. Although I don't usually use the 10-inch measurement, I quite often want the reader to image it that way.

The bottom line, though, I think, is that not everything on Literotica is targeting you as the reader--nor should it. It's really up to you to find what you want to read out of a file serving the interests of a whole spectrum of readers and writers--not the writers' job to serve just you.

haha yes I know. It's just the main thing that excited me is the removal of boundaries and the possibility of no limitations. When I read though I find that the extreme size/reactions are normal, they have become the mundane instead of the excitement of the intended exaggeration. Granted I'm in the minority but it would be nice to see what irks other people about this medium without boundaries becoming a field of sameness.

 

[MSTarot]

Fell free to have a look at my story list, I don't place any kind of size to just about any part of anatomy.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1384609&page=submissions


And when ever possible I try to give at least a "good" story.

MST

 

[noye]

Fell free to have a look at my story list, I don't place any kind of size to just about any part of anatomy.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1384609&page=submissions


And when ever possible I try to give at least a "good" story.

MST

If anything I do like the suggestions, final week is hell and I've been binge reading on here which is why I noticed the sameness.

thank you for the reprieve as well =)

 

[sr71plt]

haha yes I know. It's just the main thing that excited me is the removal of boundaries and the possibility of no limitations. When I read though I find that the extreme size/reactions are normal, they have become the mundane instead of the excitement of the intended exaggeration. Granted I'm in the minority but it would be nice to see what irks other people about this medium without boundaries becoming a field of sameness.

Well, you know, one of the things that irks me with forum threads is folks telling others folks about the forms of erotica that irk them--leaving the impression that they expect writers to turn on a dime and only serve their individual interests, arousals, and fetishes. Suggesting that their interests are what everyone should write about, in the way they want it written about. It irks me that they don't just go looking for what they want to read (and using the forum, for instance, just to ask for recommendations) rather than phrasing it as a "you should write for me rather than for anyone else because these other approaches are all garbage" request or demand or whatever.

But now we'll get the weekly thread discussion of why what anyone else wants to read or write for Literotica isn't acceptable or good enough in its own service to the appropriate wide range interests here. And specifically the "no one should use measurements because no one is turned on by the use of them" fallacy. In fact, there are readers/writers who think and respond in terms of numbers--and extraordinary numbers as well. But we won't just leave them the hell alone to feed their own fetishes, will we? We'll tell them their fetish is a ipso facto turn off for "everyone."

 

[StrangeLife]

I totally agree - I usually stop reading the first time I encounter a 15" dick and I hate plot-driven writing. There have to be at least a minimum of credibility in a story in order for me to get into it.

But there are plenty of stories on Lit that have that quality. People with normal sized genitals... divorces not ending in torture and murder... characters reacting to situations like real human beings would. They are out there.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

I try not to throw penis size, and bra size out there, I just make it known that there is enough of it to be pleasing, at the end of the day, if you can't find a story to get off on... write it yourself, 5" dicks, and thimble tits if that's your thing.

 

[noye]

Well, you know, one of the things that irks me with forum threads is folks telling others folks about the forms of erotica that irk them--leaving the impression that they expect writers to turn on a dime and only serve their individual interests, arousals, and fetishes. Suggesting that their interests are what everyone should write about, in the way they want it written about. It irks me that they don't just go looking for what they want to read (and using the forum, for instance, just to ask for recommendations) rather than phrasing it as a "you should write for me rather than for anyone else because these other approaches are all garbage" request or demand or whatever.

But now we'll get the weekly thread discussion of why what anyone else wants to read or write for Literotica isn't acceptable or good enough in its own service to the appropriate wide range interests here. And specifically the "no one should use measurements because no one is turned on by the use of them" fallacy. In fact, there are readers/writers who think and respond in terms of numbers--and extraordinary numbers as well. But we won't just leave them the hell alone to feed their own fetishes, will we? We'll tell them their fetish is a ipso facto turn off for "everyone."

I feel you're more than slightly miffed at me. In no way is this intended as a thread to be taken serious, it's healthy to vent and if it's a behavior that is universal there's no harm picking on it. No one expects a writer on here to bend to their will, and if a writer was so thin skinned that a vent thread sent them into a depressive downward spiral then I'm fairly sure they have a rough road ahead.

I totally agree - I usually stop reading the first time I encounter a 15" dick and I hate plot-driven writing. There have to be at least a minimum of credibility in a story in order for me to get into it.

But there are plenty of stories on Lit that have that quality. People with normal sized genitals... divorces not ending in torture and murder... characters reacting to situations like real human beings would. They are out there.

Yes! They are! I just tend to notice that a lot of authors cling to the popular ideas without exploring.

 

[noye]

I try not to throw penis size, and bra size out there, I just make it known that there is enough of it to be pleasing, at the end of the day, if you can't find a story to get off on... write it yourself, 5" dicks, and thimble tits if that's your thing.

Haha now I want to write a supehero saga about a man whose only super power is a below average penis he's immeasurably proud of! I'd cast myself the side kick zero-chest =P

 

[sr71plt]

I feel you're more than slightly miffed at me. In no way is this intended as a thread to be taken serious, it's healthy to vent and if it's a behavior that is universal there's no harm picking on it. No one expects a writer on here to bend to their will, and if a writer was so thin skinned that a vent thread sent them into a depressive downward spiral then I'm fairly sure they have a rough road ahead.

Only in that so many do it here that, as you've pointed out, it seems to have become the norm.

But all is fine, though. You voiced your irk and I've voiced mine. I'll take my own advice now and go look for other threads to read that don't irk me and that I think are more sensitive to what is offered and tolerated at Literotica.

 

[noye]

Only in that so many do it here that, as you've pointed out, it seems to have become the norm.

But all is fine, though. You voiced your irk and I've voiced mine. I'll take my own advice now and go look for other threads to read that don't irk me and that I think are more sensitive to what is offered and tolerated at Literotica.

So I'm guessing you chastised everyone or am I the lucky newb that got the total of the allotted wrath =P

 

[sr71plt]

So I'm guessing you chastised everyone or am I the lucky newb that got the total of the allotted wrath =P

You're the one doing it this week. What can I say? I think I made pretty clear that it's a common practice here.

 

[Handley_Page]

Almost every story I've read or at least the greater percentage has two little things that bother me: dumb women only interested in the largest dick AND all men are sex gods that bring every woman to climax with just the woman observing their man meat.

Seriously eight out of the past ten I've read have the woman ending up with a dude with a dong cresting 10 inches and as thick as a bike pump. Not only is it the largest they've seen or had but the act of gazing at it causes a tsunami between their legs that threatens to drown both parties in everflowing pussy runoff from continual orgasms.

I know this is an exaggeration, but taking another break between finals and writing I needed to vent.

Now what is some of your folks annoyances in erotica? Could be the same or not, I just think it's about time for some variety and maybe this could be used as a reference for some of us newer writers.

I fear you have been reading the wrong stories, perhaps.
Have a go at the stories by, say, OggBashan or Alex deKok.

 

[PayDay]

Almost every story I've read or at least the greater percentage has two little things that bother me: dumb women only interested in the largest dick AND all men are sex gods that bring every woman to climax with just the woman observing their man meat.

Seriously eight out of the past ten I've read have the woman ending up with a dude with a dong cresting 10 inches and as thick as a bike pump. Not only is it the largest they've seen or had but the act of gazing at it causes a tsunami between their legs that threatens to drown both parties in everflowing pussy runoff from continual orgasms.

I know this is an exaggeration, but taking another break between finals and writing I needed to vent.

Now what is some of your folks annoyances in erotica? Could be the same or not, I just think it's about time for some variety and maybe this could be used as a reference for some of us newer writers.

Welcome to Lit, the Laurel(s) takes all kinds.

 

[Carnal_Flower]

I can overlook the stupid size descriptions, but I demand realistic orgasms.

 

[noye]

You're the one doing it this week. What can I say? I think I made pretty clear that it's a common practice here.

haha it's fine that I ended up on the receiving end of your vent, feels good to get stuff off your chest. Sorry if it happens every week next time I'll join in on someone else's rant. Though with finals week you've been just the dose of aggression I needed to let off stress before tackling my worst subject in the morning so thanks ^.^

I fear you have been reading the wrong stories, perhaps.
Have a go at the stories by, say, OggBashan or Alex deKok.

I have a growing list of suggestions, I feel after this thread I may need to start a recommendation thread. You folk have truly been a fount of material, thank you!

 

[tributemisty]

What about us

What about the women who are a bit stupid and do like a massive cock. We need to be catered for too. Luv Misty xxxxx

 

[sr71plt]

haha it's fine that I ended up on the receiving end of your vent, feels good to get stuff off your chest. Sorry if it happens every week next time I'll join in on someone else's rant. Though with finals week you've been just the dose of aggression I needed to let off stress before tackling my worst subject in the morning so thanks ^.^

Ah, then you don't think that initiating a thread of objection to what some readers here prefer to read and writers prefer to write by volunteering that it is irksome to you is a dose of aggression. Interesting.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The trouble is most people eat when they aren't hungry, fuck when they aren't horny, and do everything else where motivation is lacking. When I say MOTIVATION I do not mean to imply ENTHUSIASM or APPETITE. MOTIVATION is something different, hunger is motivation, steak (or pizza or chitterlings) creates enthusiasm. Motivation seeks any port in a storm, appetite is fussy.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

Haha now I want to write a supehero saga about a man whose only super power is a below average penis he's immeasurably proud of! I'd cast myself the side kick zero-chest =P

Inch high private eye, and the gasping cavern.

 

[redzinger]

...with a dong cresting 10 inches and as thick as a bike pump...

*unsexy mental image*

http://motorbicycling.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=64392&d=1382060097

 

[lovecraft68]

There's more male authors here than female.

Many male authors write pure stroke and pure male fantasy and that fantasy consists of two things.

One-all women are hot dumb sluts who cant get enough cock

Two all guys are hung like bulls and can make dumb sluts cum because they are such amazing lovers.

Note the key word is fantasy.

The men posting these stories write about dumb women because smart ones intimidate them and they write about their "studs" being male porn stars because they themselves have no clue what to do with a woman

That is why the key word is fantasy, in these cases male fantasy.

Most of the guys that post here in the AH tend to write a cut above that, but when you get own into the everyday stories posted on this site, you see a lot of one handed reads in every category and in general they are written by men for men.

There are exceptions of course, but most of the female writers I've seen do a lot better than "Oh, honey, please let me suck your amazing cock"

Lit always has and always will appeal more to that type of man.

Guys like me who write in a different style and make my females strong willed, independent and equal to the men?

Well I'm either a woman or a man who's a sissy.

More male testosterone driven stupidity on a site that strives to cater to it.

 

[patientlee]

You're reading the wrong stories. The best suggestion I can give you is to find an author you like and check his/her favorites. Maybe that will lead you to others you like.

Or.you could cUT to the chase and just read mine.