What's she (or he) saying?

[oggbashan]

I copied the idea from this thread on the Fetish and Sexuality Forum:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1007943

The idea is to post or link a picture (no visible URLs please!) and invite people to write what she is saying.

I'm sure the Authors' Hangout can equal or better the standard so far achieved on the other Forum.

If you quote the post the picture url should appear and you can write the caption below it.

Here is one to start you off:

 

[oggbashan]

Another two:

 

[oggbashan]

This one - What's she thinking?

 

[oggbashan]

Here's one I did earlier:

Angemeldet uns ? Wir waren die Brautjungfern zu Ihrer Hochzeit . Aber jetzt Ihre Ex-Frau hat uns gebeten, diese Blumen zu stopfen in den Arsch.

Remember us? We were bridesmaids at your wedding. But now your ex-wife has asked us to stuff these flowers up your ass.

Nous souviens-tu? Nous étions demoiselles d'honneur à ton mariage . Mais maintenant, ta ex-femme nous a demandé de bourrer ces fleurs dans ton cul.

 

[Handley_Page]

Another two:

It should be noted that the wrapping should be applied to the body of the deceased.

 

[StrangeLife]

http://s18.postimg.org/73p5xrmo9/beige001.jpg





http://s22.postimg.org/89a3kn4y9/bounddress.jpg





http://s22.postimg.org/e9ziszaoh/Diandlgwandern.jpg





And I am supposed to post a new one too? Sure....

http://s15.postimg.org/mnk55dmx7/716768.jpg

 

[R. Richard]

"Okay loudmouth, now exactly what are scouser girls like?"

 

[oggbashan]

And I am supposed to post a new one too? Sure....

Posting a new one helps keep the thread rolling. Thank you.

Here's another one from me:

 

[socal_dwm]

Here's another one from me

"What? You said to wear an outfit that covers my body."

"It's really your fault; you're the one who didn't put the laundry on gentle. So 'Yes' I am going to the gym like this."

http://www.glamour.com/images/sex-love-life/2013/03/woman-phone-w724.jpg

 

[oggbashan]

I'm liking them so far.

Another one:

 

[oggbashan]

http://s15.postimg.org/mnk55dmx7/716768.jpg

Bloody cat! It always wants to sit in the worst possible place.

 

[oggbashan]

http://www.glamour.com/images/sex-love-life/2013/03/woman-phone-w724.jpg

You call that a penis? It's so small I've had to enlarge the picture.

 

[oggbashan]

 

[Handley_Page]

You remember that "one-night stand" we had?
Well, darling, I have something to tell you. . . "
.
.

 

[Handley_Page]

Oh, is THAT where I put the chocolate cake ?

http://s15.postimg.org/mnk55dmx7/716768.jpg

 

[StrangeLife]

http://s15.postimg.org/b7mgfg6kr/Taco_B.jpg






And the new one...


http://s1.postimg.org/e97gnm4mn/5407508781_35f16034ee_o.jpg

 

[Rozalin_0123]

http://s1.postimg.org/e97gnm4mn/5407508781_35f16034ee_o.jpg

*sigh* Which of these assholes am I going to have to fuck for a pair of shoes?

 

[oggbashan]

Oh, is THAT where I put the chocolate cake ?

You're right. It is a chocolate cake. I need to visit my optician again...

 

[oggbashan]

What is he or she saying?

 

[oggbashan]

Another two:

 

[PoppingTom]

http://s1.postimg.org/e97gnm4mn/5407508781_35f16034ee_o.jpg

OMG...even without clothes I'm still looking too fat....

 

[LaRascasse]

Another two:

It's been twenty years now that you've had to be brought in like that for your haircut. When will you ever learn?

http://s1.postimg.org/e97gnm4mn/5407508781_35f16034ee_o.jpg

Dammit! Even now no one's looking at me. Maybe if I take my top off too...

 

[Kethandra]

What is he or she saying?

"The Little Man is here. Now where's the damn Boat?"

 

[Carnevil9]

http://s1.postimg.org/e97gnm4mn/5407508781_35f16034ee_o.jpg

"Hey! You're supposed to give up your seat for expectant mothers. Even if it just happened half an hour ago!"

 

[LaRascasse]

"Ooh. Nice nail polish!"