Dreams about Litsters

[Ishmael]

Ever had one?

I've had a few over the years, oddly enough none of them were particularly sexual.

The most recent was about Dolf.

We were in a museum type setting and she was gathering up bones, dinosaur bones. I was wandering around and overheard that the curator was after the person that was pilfering the bones.

I went and warned Dolf, who scrambled about gathering up as many bones as she could carry and went running down the hallway.

If I thought that Freud was anything but a coke head I'd grab his book on "Dreams" to see if there was any meaning there. But I don't so I won't.

Ishmael

 

[Que]

I was in Houston. It was at dawn. I had a little Walther P22. I paced off ten paces and turned...

 

[Ishmael]

I was in Houston. It was at dawn. I had a little Walther P22. I paced off ten paces and turned...

That's not a dream, it's a public service.

Ishmael

 

[1HF]

I had a dream about Garnate visiting me. We were painting our toenails, watching Scarface, drinking margaritas and talking about good and bad fucks.

3 masked men burst through my living room window using a battering ram of all things..

I was shrieking and looking for weapons and she was standing there looking perfectly cool and collected. When I asked her wtf she was doing she calmly said, "You're under arrest".

I have no idea what for.

 

[unregistered]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

After yesterday's exchange, I should have dreamed about axing Pookie a terminal cutting question.



Alas, I dreamt of a Ginger in a Hemi making out with the Wendy's grrrrl...

 

[kbate]

Dinosaur, Bone, dolf - that's not a hard one to interpret.

 

[Noor]

I was just woken up by Byron wanting to watch something and saying "by the gods, by the gods, I say!"

 

[miles]

That's not a dream, it's a public service.

Ishmael

Like putting down a rabid animal.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Like putting down a rabid animal.

Actions have consequences, schmuck. This isn't Israel.
#YCSDIAF

 

[Que Va]

Actions have consequences, schmuck.

I couldn't have put it better, myself.

 

[miles]

I couldn't have put it better, myself.

He seems to be more erratic and irrational than usual this morning...must be out of his anti-psychotic meds.

 

[RobDownSouth]

He seems to be more erratic and irrational than usual this morning...must be out of his anti-psychotic meds.

I didn't understand why you've been so bitter this week, after all, the Klan announced they were dropping the membership ban on Jews. I figured you'd be ecstatic.

Then I read the fine print "the only thing we require is a deep love for America".

You were soooooo close to realizin' that cherished lifelong dream of yours!

#YCSDIAF

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I was just woken up by Byron wanting to watch something and saying "by the gods, by the gods, I say!"

By Jupiter, Saturn and Diana!

 

[AllyRose]

I had a dream about Garnate visiting me. We were painting our toenails, watching Scarface, drinking margaritas and talking about good and bad fucks.

3 masked men burst through my living room window using a battering ram of all things..

I was shrieking and looking for weapons and she was standing there looking perfectly cool and collected. When I asked her wtf she was doing she calmly said, "You're under arrest".

I have no idea what for.

You're so sexy it's illegal.

 

[MNGuy]

Just Skye riding my face once.

 

[pointless]

nope.

 

[Not Normal]

Besides daydreams, non lately. I know they happened in the past.

 

[multitalentman]

I had a dream about Garnate visiting me. We were painting our toenails, watching Scarface, drinking margaritas and talking about good and bad fucks.

3 masked men burst through my living room window using a battering ram of all things..

I was shrieking and looking for weapons and she was standing there looking perfectly cool and collected. When I asked her wtf she was doing she calmly said, "You're under arrest".

I have no idea what for.

Best dream so far!

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[oggbashan]

Maybe you violated her in some significant way.

Is it possible to violate someone insignificantly?

That would be a considerable achievement.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I had a dream about Garnate visiting me. We were painting our toenails, watching Scarface, drinking margaritas and talking about good and bad fucks.

3 masked men burst through my living room window using a battering ram of all things..

I was shrieking and looking for weapons and she was standing there looking perfectly cool and collected. When I asked her wtf she was doing she calmly said, "You're under arrest".

I have no idea what for.

this is amazing.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Ever had one?

I've had a few over the years, oddly enough none of them were particularly sexual.

The most recent was about Dolf.

We were in a museum type setting and she was gathering up bones, dinosaur bones. I was wandering around and overheard that the curator was after the person that was pilfering the bones.

I went and warned Dolf, who scrambled about gathering up as many bones as she could carry and went running down the hallway.

If I thought that Freud was anything but a coke head I'd grab his book on "Dreams" to see if there was any meaning there. But I don't so I won't.

Ishmael

Go figure, the old fool had a dream about dolf.

She thinks you are an idiot. Remember when she said she would smile when you died? Yet you are so pathetic you cling to something years old. Imagine what could have been if you were able to get an erection.
Maybe she wouldn't have fucked sean? Maybe you would feel like a real man?
Either way you're as good as dead.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Mischka and I have been kayaking on the New River in WV in one of my dreams. She wouldn't flash her glorious tips though. She just kept laughing at me.