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[Kitty]

Thank you!

I do miss your old avatar..

I assume you mean the tit? I just got tired of looking at it every time I post.

If it was your tit yes you've been looking at them for years lol Once I get a feel of the place I'll probably make my avie an ass cheek or a pussy lip. Should be good. (http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/laugh.gif)

 

[Kitty]

Cock/dick pics cant be posted....if you cant post age of first sex and ur pulling bs no under 18 rule thwn u hhave to follow the no explicit genitalia pics rule.

Why no dick pics? When there's a whole thread devoted to men with selfies. I'm confused again.

 

[igotthis]

Why no dick pics? When there's a whole thread devoted to men with selfies. I'm confused again.

Go to ameture pics forum...sticky says lit cannot allow explicit genetalia shots...stupid i know.

 

[igotthis]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=703166

here...

 

[Kitty]

Go to ameture pics forum...sticky says lit cannot allow explicit genetalia shots...stupid i know.

I've only been here for like 3 hours and I saw several dick pics.
(Oh Jesus, overshare)

 

[Que]

no cock? but surely you're here solely for our titillation.

have you never paid attention to these threads?
go hunt a few out and see laurel's edits for yourself.
she doesn't ban, she gets inconvenienced.

Depend on if someone is telling a story or stating a chronological point in history. I lost my virginity at 27 so it is (predictably) not an issue for me.

"Do you recall what age you were when you had your first sexual thought?" The answer to that is safe.

"Tell us what you recall as being your first sexual thought and what age were you?" Not safe

"What position were you when you lost your virginity?" Safe

"At what age did you discover masturbation?" Safe

"What was your favorite position in high school?" Not safe.

It goes to whether there is prurient content or not. I can definitely see where she may at her discretion just want to nip any mention of age in the bud so that she does not have to endlessly explain these differences.

In the moderated Darkroom lounge these questions are routinely asked and answered. Some have to be excised, some do not. Seems odd that the un-moderated General Board would have a higher standard.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

1, have you a cock?
2, have you posted your cock?
3, post your cock.

Okay, it'll be posted at the bottom of this message.

Thank you!

I do miss your old avatar..

I assume you mean the tit? I just got tired of looking at it every time I post.

I did mean the tit.

I was a big fan of it. I'm sure the other one was just as nice.

Every point but my G point.

Wait until you see it. You're going to feel it even through the monitor.

Cock/dick pics cant be posted....if you cant post age of first sex and ur pulling bs no under 18 rule thwn u hhave to follow the no explicit genitalia pics rule.

What? God damnit!

I just took the picture and everything after working it to a prodigious state.

Oh well.

 

[Kitty]

What? God damnit!

I just took the picture and everything after working it to a prodigious state.

Oh well.

Does this include pussy pics.

 

[igotthis]

Does this include pussy pics.

It calls i graphic genetalia so i assume yes...which is stupid on an erotica site..

P.s. Kity, you can add an avitar now, your over 100 posts.

 

[Que]

I just took the picture and everything after working it to a prodigious state.

Prodigious?

That seems a worthy aspiration.

Cock/dick pics cant be posted...

That one doesn't bother me because my dick is shy. There is only one pic of it on the web that I am aware of. There used to be some video clips, but he was not the star attraction and kept disappearing, then you see him...then you don't. Like I say. He is shy.

Here is what I don't get. Cock Avatars and sig pics. How is that OK in any world. Also, (assuming they are heterosexual) why??

Do that want to waggle their (usually distended, malformed) pee-pees in the faces of the overwhelmingly male Literaudience?

As far as I know, its a low-odds proposition that a chick wants to see your abomination of a penis. Mine is relatively pretty but I am under no illusions that chicks want to see it. There is a reason that flashing is a crime and topless beaches are (usually) not.

 

[Aquagal]

Does this include pussy pics.

Yes, this includes pussy pics.

 

[Kitty]

Prodigious?

That seems a worthy aspiration.



That one doesn't bother me because my dick is shy. There is only one pic of it on the web that I am aware of. There used to be some video clips, but he was not the star attraction and kept disappearing, then you see him...then you don't. Like I say. He is shy.

Here is what I don't get. Cock Avatars and sig pics. How is that OK in any world. Also, (assuming they are heterosexual) why??

Do that want to waggle their (usually distended, malformed) pee-pees in the faces of the overwhelmingly male Literaudience?

As far as I know, its a low-odds proposition that a chick wants to see your abomination of a penis. Mine is relatively pretty but I am under no illusions that chicks want to see it. There is a reason that flashing is a crime and topless beaches are (usually) not.

I think dicks are beautiful. Especially erect ones. Testicles included. I've never been repulsed by a dick, I don't see the issue. Vaginas are scary sometimes, like unshaved beasts, frothing and gaping monsters. I only enjoy mine. Sometimes too much.

 

[Kitty]

Yes, this includes pussy pics.

I was being sarcastic lol

 

[dolf]

Here is what I don't get. Cock Avatars and sig pics. How is that OK in any world. Also, (assuming they are heterosexual) why??

Do that want to waggle their (usually distended, malformed) pee-pees in the faces of the overwhelmingly male Literaudience?

As far as I know, its a low-odds proposition that a chick wants to see your abomination of a penis. Mine is relatively pretty but I am under no illusions that chicks want to see it. There is a reason that flashing is a crime and topless beaches are (usually) not.

i am instantly reminded of this.

 

[Que]

Does this include pussy pics.

Yes, and no.

I have given this issue on Literotica very close and careful study.

All pussies are appreciated, but certain ones are banned. If you shave it like a porn-star you are more apt to be censored and possibly censured.

If you rock a ful bush and its just a little hint of the nethers, well, we wouldn't want to shame the hirsute, would we, what with that being perfectly natural and, well it is a little more woman-friendly and less bodyshaming to allow it. Plus it's just a peek.

Artsy nudes where you were aiming for demure and a-c-c-i-d-e-n-t-l-y showed the hoo-hoo? Well hoo boy howdy those usually stay.

Then it comes down to structure and arousal. If your ~ahem~ petals have, er, blossomed and are glistening with morning dew... gone.

If your girl is shy and closed up like a Venus flytrap on a critter, well that's ok, just a faint slit, might be a shadow on barbie.

I have seen some people (usually women) say (not on Lit of course) some unkind things about girls who happen to have inners that tend to work their way out just beggin' for a nibblin'...those usually get binned.

 

[dg]

1, how old were you on your first time? 19. I was so tight

2. favorite position? shortstop! <3 jeter

3. what is the largest penis you have had/smallest? 2 inches and 1 inches respectively.

4. least favorite position? first base, fuck you david ortiz

5. how many stranger have you had encounters with? I encounter countless strangers on the street every single day

6. do you enjoy oral? giving and receiving. I only enjoy giving oral. There is nothing like ingesting an amazing penis and finding out what the milk tastes like

7. favorite location (bed, couch, outside ect) oceans

8. craziest place you have had sex. insane asylum

9. what turns you on the most? when a man comes up behind me, reaches into my pants, and uses his fingers to fuck the hell out of my power button

10. what turns you off the most? 110v electrical outlets

11. your favorite thing a guy wears. my vagina as a hat

12. celebrity you wish you could have one night with. chris farley

 

[Kitty]

1, how old were you on your first time? 19. I was so tight

2. favorite position? shortstop! <3 jeter

3. what is the largest penis you have had/smallest? 2 inches and 1 inches respectively.

4. least favorite position? first base, fuck you david ortiz

5. how many stranger have you had encounters with? I encounter countless strangers on the street every single day

6. do you enjoy oral? giving and receiving. I only enjoy giving oral. There is nothing like ingesting an amazing penis and finding out what the milk tastes like

7. favorite location (bed, couch, outside ect) oceans

8. craziest place you have had sex. insane asylum

9. what turns you on the most? when a man comes up behind me, reaches into my pants, and uses his fingers to fuck the hell out of my power button

10. what turns you off the most? 110v electrical outlets

11. your favorite thing a guy wears. my vagina as a hat

12. celebrity you wish you could have one night with. chris farley

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/dry.gif

 

[igotthis]

Yes, and no.

I have given this issue on Literotica very close and careful study.

All pussies are appreciated, but certain ones are banned. If you shave it like a porn-star you are more apt to be censored and possibly censured.

If you rock a ful bush and its just a little hint of the nethers, well, we wouldn't want to shame the hirsute, would we, what with that being perfectly natural and, well it is a little more woman-friendly and less bodyshaming to allow it. Plus it's just a peek.

Artsy nudes where you were aiming for demure and a-c-c-i-d-e-n-t-l-y showed the hoo-hoo? Well hoo boy howdy those usually stay.

Then it comes down to structure and arousal. If your ~ahem~ petals have, er, blossomed and are glistening with morning dew... gone.

If your girl is shy and closed up like a Venus flytrap on a critter, well that's ok, just a faint slit, might be a shadow on barbie.

I have seen some people (usually women) say (not on Lit of course) some unkind things about girls who happen to have inners that tend to work their way out just beggin' for a nibblin'...those usually get binned.

Which like i said, is stupid.....we,re on an online literature porn site. Playin, for all intentsandpurposes, sex games in the threads but....no....private parts are forbidden. Describe it in the most graphic detail. Talk about the abuse and also care of them but NO pice...stupid.

 

[Que]

i am instantly reminded of this.

"Ooo, how pretty! I wanna put a bow on it."

If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that.....

 

[Kitty]

Yes, and no.

I have given this issue on Literotica very close and careful study.

All pussies are appreciated, but certain ones are banned. If you shave it like a porn-star you are more apt to be censored and possibly censured.

If you rock a ful bush and its just a little hint of the nethers, well, we wouldn't want to shame the hirsute, would we, what with that being perfectly natural and, well it is a little more woman-friendly and less bodyshaming to allow it. Plus it's just a peek.

Artsy nudes where you were aiming for demure and a-c-c-i-d-e-n-t-l-y showed the hoo-hoo? Well hoo boy howdy those usually stay.

Then it comes down to structure and arousal. If your ~ahem~ petals have, er, blossomed and are glistening with morning dew... gone.

If your girl is shy and closed up like a Venus flytrap on a critter, well that's ok, just a faint slit, might be a shadow on barbie.

I have seen some people (usually women) say (not on Lit of course) some unkind things about girls who happen to have inners that tend to work their way out just beggin' for a nibblin'...those usually get binned.

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/laugh.gif
I see and in that sense it makes more sense. Some are just offensively graphic (though it's a sex site but ok) and others are "artistic." Right. So my vagina is only good in certain lighting at a certain angle. But ok fuck man rules are rules. Let's have explicit convo about pussy and be able to say the word pussy but not show it.

 

[dg]

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/dry.gif

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/9a/9a12bc8ada4f28aa0465d3fb0a41bea934b1b199b9b9e7d95d368e50fcf16d34.jpg

 

[igotthis]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/9a/9a12bc8ada4f28aa0465d3fb0a41bea934b1b199b9b9e7d95d368e50fcf16d34.jpg

Lololol

 

[Kitty]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/9a/9a12bc8ada4f28aa0465d3fb0a41bea934b1b199b9b9e7d95d368e50fcf16d34.jpg

Whatever. I like your outfit lol You look good as Jesus in your pants. It looks like an Asian fit though...are you Asian? Like Chinese?

 

[dg]

Whatever. I like your outfit lol You look good as Jesus in your pants. It looks like an Asian fit though...are you Asian? Like Chinese?

Thank you. I'll now send you a PM and offer to show you all of my outfit, my penis and tell you my home address.

 

[igotthis]

Thank you. I'll now send you a PM and offer to show you all of my outfit, my penis and tell you my home address.

Lol...you just did.