ladies sex questionier

[Henryj09]

here is a fun little questioner i put together hope you enjoy it.

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2. favorite position?
3. what is the largest penis you have had/smallest?
4. least favorite position?
5. how many stranger have you had encounters with?
6. do you enjoy oral? giving and receiving.
7. favorite location (bed, couch, outside ect)
8. craziest place you have had sex.
9. what turns you on the most?
10. what turns you off the most?
11. your favorite thing a guy wears.
12. celebrity you wish you could have one night with.

 

[Killswitch]

here is a fun little questioner i put together hope you enjoy it.

1, how old were you on your first time?
2. favorite position?
3. what is the largest penis you have had/smallest?
4. least favorite position?
5. how many stranger have you had encounters with?
6. do you enjoy oral? giving and receiving.
7. favorite location (bed, couch, outside ect)
8. craziest place you have had sex.
9. what turns you on the most?
10. what turns you off the most?
11. your favorite thing a guy wears.
12. celebrity you wish you could have one night with.
13 Does grammar or spelling count or is it all about the dick?

 

[Que]

THIS is exactly the sort of thing the GB needs to put the erotica back in Literotica. Someone was just saying they longed for more opportunities to share their kinks. I'm pretty sure it was Garnate.

I'll be right back. I'm gonna go pop some popcorn.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Post pictures of your penis, post your answers and I've got a cucumber for you, baby.

 

[MNGuy]

here is a fun little questioner i put together hope you enjoy it.

1, how old were you on your first time?
2. favorite position?
3. what is the largest penis you have had/smallest?
4. least favorite position?
5. how many stranger have you had encounters with?
6. do you enjoy oral? giving and receiving.
7. favorite location (bed, couch, outside ect)
8. craziest place you have had sex.
9. what turns you on the most?
10. what turns you off the most?
11. your favorite thing a guy wears.
12. celebrity you wish you could have one night with.

13. Have you had a lesbian experience? Willing to try?
14. Have you tried a threesome? FFM of FMM?
15. How often do you masturbate?
16. Favorite method to tease?
17. Do you like to flaunt it?
18. Spit or swallow?

 

[Henryj09]

Thanks MNguy for the added questions.

 

[Jennifer]

Query, I agree. Here goes. I suck at formatting.


1, how old were you on your first time?
**

2. favorite position?
Doggy

3. what is the largest penis you have had/smallest?
8 inches? It was enormous

4. least favorite position?
missionary

5. how many stranger have you had encounters with?
2

6. do you enjoy oral? giving and receiving.
Yes to both

7. favorite location (bed, couch, outside ect)
bent over the kitchen table

8. craziest place you have had sex.
cemetery

9. what turns you on the most?
BDSM

10. what turns you off the most?
bad kissers

11. your favorite thing a guy wears.
a mask or cologne

12. celebrity you wish you could have one night with.[/QUOTE]
Clive Owen

13. Have you had a lesbian experience? Willing to try?
yes

14. Have you tried a threesome? FFM of FMM?
FFM

15. How often do you masturbate?
5 times a week

16. Favorite method to tease?
orgasm denial/edging

17. Do you like to flaunt it?
sometimes

18. Spit or swallow?
his choice

 

[dolf]

here is a fun little questioner i put together hope you enjoy it.

1, how old were you on your first time?
2. favorite position?
3. what is the largest penis you have had/smallest?
4. least favorite position?
5. how many stranger have you had encounters with?
6. do you enjoy oral? giving and receiving.
7. favorite location (bed, couch, outside ect)
8. craziest place you have had sex.
9. what turns you on the most?
10. what turns you off the most?
11. your favorite thing a guy wears.
12. celebrity you wish you could have one night with.

fuck off.

1, how old were you on your first time?
X

ok, idiot, you need to edit that right fucking now!

 

[Jennifer]

fuck off.

ok, idiot, you need to edit that right fucking now!

Yes, got it. Sorry.

 

[Kitty]

here is a fun little questioner i put together hope you enjoy it.

1, how old were you on your first time? ...
2. favorite position? bonded missionary
3. what is the largest penis you have had/smallest? Dildo.
4. least favorite position? unfair question
5. how many stranger have you had encounters with? I'm an angel
6. do you enjoy oral? giving and receiving. Receiving more, giving is fun
7. favorite location (bed, couch, outside ect) a table
8. craziest place you have had sex. classroom
9. what turns you on the most? facial hair lol
10. what turns you off the most? waxed men. yuck. and bald like Mr. Clean
11. your favorite thing a guy wears. -I prefer him naked
12. celebrity you wish you could have one night with. Jason Momoa

https://gaygeekguide.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/fb5104d2ca9f693a70185f226824c095.jpg

 

[dolf]

[MG]https://gaygeekguide.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/fb5104d2ca9f693a70185f226824c095.jpg[/IMG]

ffs, what's with all the stupid?!

REMINDER

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT ANY PRE-18 SEX ON LIT.

 

[Kitty]

ffs, what's with all the stupid?!

what's your problem. Jason Momoa doesn't strike your fancy? The stupid one is the guy hollering behind a computer at people who dare to not derail threads.

 

[dolf]

what's your problem. Jason Momoa doesn't strike your fancy? The stupid one is the guy hollering behind a computer at people who dare to not derail threads.

a fast edit doesn't mean it didn't happen, idiot.

 

[Kitty]

fuck off.

ok, idiot, you need to edit that right fucking now!

Forum Nazi alert. http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/fuhrer.gif

 

[dolf]

Forum Nazi alert. http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/fuhrer.gif

are you old enough to be posting here?

 

[Kitty]

a fast edit doesn't mean it didn't happen, idiot.

Who the fuck are you calling an idiot http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/lolwut.gif. Go release that pent up tension into your hand. I deleted it before you came aknocking.

 

[dolf]

Who the fuck are you calling an idiot http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/lolwut.gif. Go release that pent up tension into your hand. I deleted it before you came aknocking.

i'm calling you an idiot. please try to keep up.

 

[Kitty]

are you old enough to be posting here?

I'm 22. But what I am doing is satirizing your cyber bravado by refusing to take you seriously.

 

[Kitty]

i'm calling you an idiot. please try to keep up.

Someone must have got turned down for a cyber session.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Posting about under 18 encounters is a bannable offense.

Thank her for pointing it out instead of just reporting it.

 

[dolf]

I'm 22. But what I am doing is satirizing your cyber bravado by refusing to take you seriously.

I doubt you are 22, and if you really are that's even worse.

 

[Kitty]

Posting about under 18 encounters is a bannable offense.

Thank her for pointing it out instead of just reporting it.

I literally joined today. So I didn't know people were so finicky around here.

 

[Kitty]

I doubt you are 22, and if you really are that's even worse.

Oh, we're still doing the "who can win an argument on the internet thing," are we? And you doubt my age? Go surf some porn or something.

 

[dolf]

I literally joined today. So I didn't know people were so finicky around here.

finicky? you think that rule is merely being finicky?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Ladies, answer the questionnaire, and quit arguing.

I'm getting tired of being the voice of reason around here.