Could you fit a baseball bat into Heathyr Hoffmans orfices?

[Mike_Yates]

Could you fit a baseball bat inside Heathyr Hoffman's rectum or vagina?

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[doctor_insanus]

Yes.

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[domroger]

No Dolf option ?

 

[Aquagal]

I could even swing.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I could even swing.

It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Her holes have seen more rubber than most pornstars.

 

[subtle_Dom]

I misread the title as "offices" .. same difference

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I could even swing.

You could even throw to first.

 

[Jennifer]

It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Her holes have seen more rubber than most pornstars.

Mike, I am shocked. Are you no longer in love with HH? Is it because Dr Insanus and I defiled her and made you watch?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Mike, I am shocked. Are you no longer in love with HH? Is it because Dr Insanus and I defiled her and made you watch?

HH is my dream girl, I have never been more attracted to a woman.

 

[Mike_Yates]

HH is my dream girl, I have never been more attracted to a woman.

I've even uploaded nearly 1,000 photos of her to the internet.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Mike, you hopeless romantic.

 

[Jennifer]

Mike, you hopeless romantic.

That make me snort. Loudly. She's got a huge, cavernous vagina and he's never been more attracted to anyone in his life.

 

[doctor_insanus]

That make me snort. Loudly. She's got a huge, cavernous vagina and he's never been more attracted to anyone in his life.

He obviously loves her for her mind.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Mike, you hopeless romantic.

he is in a creepy stalker way.

 

[Que]

Do you mean before or after I reamed her out with my vaguely cucumber-shaped phallus?

 

[Mike_Yates]

She's the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen in my life.

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[tactful]

Still working on that GED ,eh, Mike

And On a Side Note: You would have had two PHD's by now, if you didn't fuck around on the internet all this time, just sayin'.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Still working on that GED ,eh, Mike

And On a Side Note: You would have had two PHD's by now, if you didn't fuck around on the internet all this time, just sayin'.

I have mental disabilities and was put into special education in high school.

Most special education placements have significantly below-average intelligence and some are even mentally retarded.

I am simply not intelligent enough for college-level academics, and I have very stringent limitations with regards to employment and education.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Could you fit a baseball bat inside Heathyr Hoffman's rectum or vagina?

http://thumbnails112.imagebam.com/36419/d57aeb364186055.jpg

I hope your not standing in front of her house as you posted that (with a baseball bat).

 

[Jennifer]

I have mental disabilities and was put into special education in high school.

Most special education placements have significantly below-average intelligence and some are even mentally retarded.

I am simply not intelligent enough for college-level academics, and I have very stringent limitations with regards to employment and education.

Well for what it's worth, that was a very succinct and well thought out declaration.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Yes, yes I could.

I could do the same with you, big guy.

 

[Skiddles2014]

She's the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen in my life.

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[Mike_Yates]

I hope your not standing in front of her house as you posted that (with a baseball bat).

Check out these bondage photos of Heathyr.

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[Que Va]

I have mental disabilities and was put into special education in high school.

Most special education placements have significantly below-average intelligence and some are even mentally retarded.

I am simply not intelligent enough for college-level academics, and I have very stringent limitations with regards to employment and education.

"A man oughta know his limitations" -Clint Eastwood.

'Tis a shame certain Litsters didn't obtain such a frank understanding of their prowess.

 

[Skiddles2014]

"A man oughta know his limitations" -Clint Eastwood.

'Tis a shame certain Litsters didn't obtain such a frank understanding of their prowess.

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