Anal with 9 finches

[dg]

Thought I'd mention that my ass was reamed with 9 finches today.
All you canary losers need to understand that for some of us, NO WAY IN HELL will your teeny-tiny birds come close to providing satisfaction.

Now...... can we please stop with the self-pity threads and move on to discussing more interesting stuff?

Like how I now have to go out in public without bird seed seeping out of my butt!?!

 

[AKS]

I am sure this entertained me much more than it should ...

 

[JohnnySavage]

Pics or it never happened.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Pics or it never happened.

Here come the Wile E Coyote and Roadunner pics.

 

[dg]

The birds are all 5 to 7 years old. Somewhere around mid life for a finch. But the way they struggle and work me with their wings. I'm not sure how long it will be until I can walk normally.

 

[Jennifer]

The birds are all 5 to 7 years old. Somewhere around mid life for a finch. But the way they struggle and work me with their wings. I'm not sure how long it will be until I can walk normally.

After a proper ass reaming, your walk should be changed a bit forever. You never forget your first time.

 

[AKS]

The birds are all 5 to 7 years old. Somewhere around mid life for a finch. But the way they struggle and work me with their wings. I'm not sure how long it will be until I can walk normally.

I'm sure you wore em out too... you have a little seed leakage goin on back there, btw.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

The birds are all 5 to 7 years old. Somewhere around mid life for a finch. But the way they struggle and work me with their wings. I'm not sure how long it will be until I can walk normally.

Did you measure their peckers?

 

[dg]

I measured their beaks, but they are kind of shy and wouldn't let me photograph them. They are in the birdbath right now cleaning my shit out of their feathers. I'm going to try to snap a photo.

 

[dg]

After a proper ass reaming, your walk should be changed a bit forever. You never forget your first time.

I feel like a new man. My gait is altered, no doubt, but I have a feeling people will see me and just know that I'm able to take 9 finches in my ass and live through it.

I'm sure you wore em out too... you have a little seed leakage goin on back there, btw.

Thank you for pointing that out to me. It's a little bit embarrassing, but each kernel that falls out of me fills me with a rush of pleasure.

 

[parodyluvr75]

^^^birdy basher

 

[Jennifer]

I feel like a new man. My gait is altered, no doubt, but I have a feeling people will see me and just know that I'm able to take 9 finches in my ass and live through it.

They will, my friend. They will.

 

[dg]

^^^birdy basher

I'm going to try for a booby up there next.

HOW DID YOU NOT MAKE THIS THREAD.

 

[dg]

So one of the finches brought a phone, but I don't have the right cable to connect it to my computer. I'm hoping that Esteban (the bird) will email me the photos tonight and I will blur out the birds faces and some of mine so that I can post them online. They are so shy.

http://backyardbirdphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/IMG_8017bayliss_black_headed_grosbeak_house_finch_birdbath_e_crop.gif

 

[AKS]

Thank you for pointing that out to me. It's a little bit embarrassing, but each kernel that falls out of me fills me with a rush of pleasure.[/QUOTE]

I would imagine its a bit like anal beads being pulled out

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm going to try for a booby up there next.

HOW DID YOU NOT MAKE THIS THREAD.

WQ does her own humor, she's tongue in cheek while being serious. I was actually sent a parody idea earlier but it didn't speak to me.

I thought about canal with 9inch ditches, but opted against it. I just couldn't dig it.

 

[dg]

I would imagine its a bit like anal beads being pulled out

Not that I've ever used anal beads, but yes.

 

[dg]

WQ does her own humor, she's tongue in cheek while being serious. I was actually sent a parody idea earlier but it didn't speak to me.

I thought about canal with 9inch ditches, but opted against it. I just couldn't dig it.

People send you ideas? That seems like cheating.

 

[AKS]

Not that I've ever used anal beads, but yes.

Me either , actually , hence, the "imagine" part...

 

[Vikingstone]

So one of the finches brought a phone, but I don't have the right cable to connect it to my computer. I'm hoping that Esteban (the bird) will email me the photos tonight and I will blur out the birds faces and some of mine so that I can post them online. They are so shy.

http://backyardbirdphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/IMG_8017bayliss_black_headed_grosbeak_house_finch_birdbath_e_crop.gif

House finch on the left, Baltimore Oriole on the right.

 

[dg]

House finch on the left, Baltimore Oriole on the right.

Are you telling me it wasn't 9 finches? Because let me tell you it was 9 fucking finches.

 

[dg]

Me either , actually , hence, the "imagine" part...

Really? Come on over. We will take some for a spin.

 

[AKS]

Really? Come on over. We will take some for a spin.

not until you clean up from that unfortunate fucking finches incident. I have standards...they are low...but they do exist!

 

[parodyluvr75]

People send you ideas? That seems like cheating.

Rarely, this was the first time in 5 months or more. Though I do do occasional threads by request, those are usually regular ones requesting balls or penis pictures.

 

[Vikingstone]

Are you telling me it wasn't 9 finches? Because let me tell you it was 9 fucking finches.

Sorry, Babe. I love wild birds so I just typed authentic words in the middle of your, um, shall we say tepid, parody thread?

No offense intended.