things to never take a picture of your dick next to

[dg]

My list would be:

a 24 ounce can of Heineken
a comcast remote (extremely popular on craigslist, but comcast is shameful to have)
a shark
dolf

 

[Tryharder62]

Dang, this isn't the first time I've thought "where can I get my hands on a dick?"

 

[dg]

Stuntcock!

 

[thør]

Stuntcock!

And a girl with really small hands......

 

[dg]

And a girl with really small hands......

Oh man that's the dream. Whenever dating a girl with small hands take as many handjob pics as you can.

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

Like girls with small cool ands especially if they have long fingers A fetish of mine I guess

 

[unregistered]

 

[Skiddles2014]

Like girls with small cool ands especially if they have long fingers A fetish of mine I guess

Back to the playground, asshole.

 

[SkAoUt]

My list would be:

a 24 ounce can of Heineken
a comcast remote (extremely popular on craigslist, but comcast is shameful to have)
a shark
dolf

Ha! I've taken a dic pic next to one of those items.

While "diving" with great whites in S.A. I unzipped my wetsuit in the cage and got a selfie dick pick with a great white swimming by in the background. Foreground sounds too unbelieveable no?

 

[dg]

Ha! I've taken a dic pic next to one of those items.

While "diving" with great whites in S.A. I unzipped my wetsuit in the cage and got a selfie dick pick with a great white swimming by in the background. Foreground sounds too unbelieveable no?

Well done sir.

 

[Tryharder62]

Ha! I've taken a dic pic next to one of those items.

While "diving" with great whites in S.A. I unzipped my wetsuit in the cage and got a selfie dick pick with a great white swimming by in the background. Foreground sounds too unbelieveable no?

Wow! Not the first thing I would think of when seeing a shark.

 

[Erochic]

Wow! Not the first thing I would think of when seeing a shark.

Damn! I'm wincing and I don't even have a dick


Maybe he wanted proof for his story "it used to be bigger"

 

[PayDay]

ditto on the sharks.

Also:
Fire
Police Officers
Any type of moving blades

 

[Tryharder62]

My list would be:

a 24 ounce can of Heineken
a comcast remote (extremely popular on craigslist, but comcast is shameful to have)
a shark
dolf

Oh.....and I think everything looks better near dolf.

 

[Queen_buzz]

Your mother?

 

[dg]

Oh.....and I think everything looks better near dolf.

dicks next to dolf end up looking like spaghetti with red sauce.

 

[Tryharder62]

Your mother?

^^^^^^^^The winner.

 

[1HF]

A bigger dick.

 

[DesEsseintes]

A bigger dick.

Not an issue on Lit, of course, where every dick is measured in feet.

 

[dg]

A bigger dick.

The difficulty I have with this is that there is always a bigger dick next to my dick - me.

Hi.

 

[pete]

my guess: a pan full of sizzling bacon

mmmm bacon...

 

[Sinny]

A bigger dick.

This.
And, doll, it is so good to see you back in these parts.

 

[Killswitch]

Kimberley Guilfoyles snatch. I'm convinced it has teeth.

 

[1HF]

Not an issue on Lit, of course, where every dick is measured in feet.

Big dicks scare me

The difficulty I have with this is that there is always a bigger dick next to my dick - me.

Hi.

You just ooze charm.

my guess: a pan full of sizzling bacon

mmmm bacon...

I'd be hard pressed to choose between cock and bacon.

This.
And, doll, it is so good to see you back in these parts.

Me, or dgreen? Either way a for you

 

[dg]

You just ooze charm.

Sometimes. Most of the time I just ooze creepy vibes.

Sinny was definitely talking to you. I'm a novelty at best.