Mirror, mirror, on the wall...

[DesEsseintes]

Who is the Domliest Dom(me) of all?

I'd like to put myself forward for the position. I'm 6'10 - 7' on a good day or in my PVC heels. Though most of my body is a pearlescent white, I have the requisite BBC dragging between my knees, with which to awe the brattiest of subs. I scorn mere six-packs, and carry an eight pack, with further packs available. I have a multi-pack! Even my elbows are ripped.

Routinely ignoring health and safety advice, I know that safe words are made to be broken. 'Scream if you want to go faster' is my motto, and I have no need of training, books, or even real life experience, since my innate Domliness pours from each sinew like the dripping crotch of every individual in my private sub army. When I electro-play the city lights go out; I use a whole five-masted ship's rigging for rope-play; and my only concession to kindliness is allowing a new sub to break herself in anally with a fifteen inch dildo, as a preparation for my own oak joist of a cock.

So think of this as a Dom tournament. Let us joust and fight, trying our Domly mettle until there is only one man standing, supported by his third leg. Present your credentials here and let battle commence!

 

[IrisAlthea]

Who is the Domliest Dom(me) of all?

I'd like to put myself forward for the position. I'm 6'10 - 7' on a good day or in my PVC heels. Though most of my body is a pearlescent white, I have the requisite BBC dragging between my knees, with which to awe the brattiest of subs. I scorn mere six-packs, and carry an eight pack, with further packs available. I have a multi-pack! Even my elbows are ripped.

Routinely ignoring health and safety advice, I know that safe words are made to be broken. 'Scream if you want to go faster' is my motto, and I have no need of training, books, or even real life experience, since my innate Domliness pours from each sinew like the dripping crotch of every individual in my private sub army. When I electro-play the city lights go out; I use a whole five-masted ship's rigging for rope-play; and my only concession to kindliness is allowing a new sub to break herself in anally with a fifteen inch dildo, as a preparation for my own oak joist of a cock.

So think of this as a Dom tournament. Let us joust and fight, trying our Domly mettle until there is only one man standing, supported by his third leg. Present your credentials here and let battle commence!

Ah, so you choose to go the kill them with kindness route?

 

[FantasyGir1]

Who is the Domliest Dom(me) of all?

I'd like to put myself forward for the position. I'm 6'10 - 7' on a good day or in my PVC heels. Though most of my body is a pearlescent white, I have the requisite BBC dragging between my knees, with which to awe the brattiest of subs. I scorn mere six-packs, and carry an eight pack, with further packs available. I have a multi-pack! Even my elbows are ripped.

Routinely ignoring health and safety advice, I know that safe words are made to be broken. 'Scream if you want to go faster' is my motto, and I have no need of training, books, or even real life experience, since my innate Domliness pours from each sinew like the dripping crotch of every individual in my private sub army. When I electro-play the city lights go out; I use a whole five-masted ship's rigging for rope-play; and my only concession to kindliness is allowing a new sub to break herself in anally with a fifteen inch dildo, as a preparation for my own oak joist of a cock.

So think of this as a Dom tournament. Let us joust and fight, trying our Domly mettle until there is only one man standing, supported by his third leg. Present your credentials here and let battle commence!

I think you, Sir, will be hard to beat!

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

I think you posted in the wrong place, there are several humor/joke threads at various place on the boards, you should take a look and post there.

 

[simpletimes]

I think you posted in the wrong place, there are several humor/joke threads at various place on the boards, you should take a look and post there.

Humor should always be accepted.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Who is the Domliest Dom(me) of all?

I'd like to put myself forward for the position. I'm 6'10 - 7' on a good day or in my PVC heels. Though most of my body is a pearlescent white, I have the requisite BBC dragging between my knees, with which to awe the brattiest of subs. I scorn mere six-packs, and carry an eight pack, with further packs available. I have a multi-pack! Even my elbows are ripped.

Routinely ignoring health and safety advice, I know that safe words are made to be broken. 'Scream if you want to go faster' is my motto, and I have no need of training, books, or even real life experience, since my innate Domliness pours from each sinew like the dripping crotch of every individual in my private sub army. When I electro-play the city lights go out; I use a whole five-masted ship's rigging for rope-play; and my only concession to kindliness is allowing a new sub to break herself in anally with a fifteen inch dildo, as a preparation for my own oak joist of a cock.

So think of this as a Dom tournament. Let us joust and fight, trying our Domly mettle until there is only one man standing, supported by his third leg. Present your credentials here and let battle commence!

very risky…sir.

 

[KoPilot]

I lost it at oak joist

I AM SLAYED

 

[DesEsseintes]

very risky…sir.

That's the idea of reckless day, madam!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Who is the Domliest Dom(me) of all?

I'd like to put myself forward for the position. I'm 6'10 - 7' on a good day or in my PVC heels. Though most of my body is a pearlescent white, I have the requisite BBC dragging between my knees, with which to awe the brattiest of subs. I scorn mere six-packs, and carry an eight pack, with further packs available. I have a multi-pack! Even my elbows are ripped.

Routinely ignoring health and safety advice, I know that safe words are made to be broken. 'Scream if you want to go faster' is my motto, and I have no need of training, books, or even real life experience, since my innate Domliness pours from each sinew like the dripping crotch of every individual in my private sub army. When I electro-play the city lights go out; I use a whole five-masted ship's rigging for rope-play; and my only concession to kindliness is allowing a new sub to break herself in anally with a fifteen inch dildo, as a preparation for my own oak joist of a cock.

So think of this as a Dom tournament. Let us joust and fight, trying our Domly mettle until there is only one man standing, supported by his third leg. Present your credentials here and let battle commence!

In case you have not kept up on all other threads, I shall warn you here and now that I have recently grown a cock! And grown and grown... I'm not sure why you believe that dragging English telly about betwixt your knees qualifies you as a Dom, strike one.

You may be pearlescent white, but I have just the glimmering of a tan, kissed ever so gently by Helios in his ritual, obsequious worship of my glorious figure, which he finds impossible to resist. I am worshipped by gods. Are you? Strike two...

Your musclebound, ripped elbows and multi packs surely can't compete with my supple fluidity, strike three. Flexible beyond all your wildest dreams given the hours I have spent bound and enduring, mentally agile enough to dance above the pain and obtuse attempts of Domly Doms such as yourself (ahem) dwelling in your illusion of asserting your superiority over subs.

Safe words are indeed a game, goading you into action when your pitiful attempts at fucking need a bit of a swift kick. Thank god for small favors (ha ha). And PS, that's not Domliness dripping from your pores. For Christ sake, try a juice cleanse every now and then.

You challenge the Dom(me)s. I can say, at least, that I respect your decision to stay in amongst those with whom you might actually compete, dear DesEsseintes

 

[Bramblethorn]

Routinely ignoring health and safety advice, I know that safe words are made to be broken. 'Scream if you want to go faster' is my motto, and I have no need of training, books, or even real life experience, since my innate Domliness pours from each sinew like the dripping crotch of every individual in my private sub army. When I electro-play the city lights go out; I use a whole five-masted ship's rigging for rope-play; and my only concession to kindliness is allowing a new sub to break herself in anally with a fifteen inch dildo, as a preparation for my own oak joist of a cock.

Well, a real Dom would capitalise "My", but I suppose that's not bad. If you're into BDSM-lite.

I use a triple-ended dildo to fuck My slaves in all three holes at once.

The first end was braided from thorny rose stems and stinging nettles as tribute from the residents of a Japanese village who were so impressed by My Domliness that they adopted Me as their liege.

The second end is an electric cattle prod. At the press of a button it douses itself in kerosene and self-ignites.

The third end has a mouth that recites political robocalls 24/7. By the time I'm done with My subs their internal organs will be voting Nader.

Also, my flogger was designed by these guys.