A Boy Named Mathew

[Sluggmz]

A Guy Named Mathew

A Guy named mathew.

Mathew is 21. He likes racecars and superman icecream. Mathew was raised mormon, but Mathew is a rather bright lad.
One could assume it is only a matter of time before he slips into an existential-crisis fueled depression, thereby becoming an adult.
The process is something of a barmitzfah for the rest of us that didn't have the advantage of being born jewish.

Mathew is on the college basketball team, and he's had quite the season! Mentioned in the paper on numerous occasions, the articles are cutout and taped to his fridge.
Mathew is widely accepted and loved by his peers. But his peers aren't the only ones that "love" him..

Everyday about an hour after practice is finished, Mathew goes back to the locker room.
There is a hole in the fourth wall, and he places his genitals through said hole whilst you suck them.
You sick fucking piece of shit. They should execute people like you.

Every night before Mathew goes to sleep he soils his pants and whistles dixie because the writer doesn't know where to go from here.

The story has been concluded.

 

[JKendallDane]

You evidently have no idea how seriously that post breaks one of the very few "thou shalt never" rules that exist here at Lit...writing about any underage sexual acts.

For your own good, you really need to just delete it.

 

[Sluggmz]

You evidently have no idea how seriously that post breaks one of the very few "thou shalt never" rules that exist here at Lit...writing about any underage sexual acts.

For your own good, you really need to just delete it.

I changed it for you cupcake

 

[JKendallDane]

I changed it for you cupcake

Hey don't take it personal.

Was just trying to save you the grief that would come when others saw you using a twelve-year-old as the subject and the sure-to-follow slap down from the mods...or worse: Laurel.

 

[Catchalot]

I changed it for you cupcake

Douche bag . . . .

 

[Sluggmz]

Douche bag . . . .

hey woah I admit yes I was in the wrong by referring to him as cupcake, but a cupcake is a much more pleasant thing to be referred to than a douche bag. I think you owe me an apology or maybe just some mutual respect bro. you know?

 

[Catchalot]

hey woah I admit yes I was in the wrong by referring to him as cupcake, but a cupcake is a much more pleasant thing to be referred to than a douche bag. I think you owe me an apology or maybe just some mutual respect bro. you know?

Nope, I don't owe you shit. You write about preteens, and trust me, you'll catch hell every time.

 

[wildescarlet]

Potentially Poetic

Not commenting on the whole age thing. There's something poetic about the beginning. Maybe you could fine tune this into a slam-style poem.

 

[Sluggmz]

Nope, I don't owe you shit. You write about preteens, and trust me, you'll catch hell every time.

Listen to me Catchalot. Listen carefully.

Are you listening? Can you hear me?

This is text you dummie.

 

[Catchalot]

Listen to me Catchalot. Listen carefully.

Are you listening? Can you hear me?

This is text you dummie.

Wow, that was amazing, you sure put me in my place

 

[Sluggmz]

Wow, that was amazing, you sure put me in my place

you have something on your cheek

 

[Devilius]

A Guy named mathew.

Mathew is 21. He likes racecars and superman icecream. Mathew was raised mormon, but Mathew is a rather bright lad.
One could assume it is only a matter of time before he slips into an existential-crisis fueled depression, thereby becoming an adult.
The process is something of a barmitzfah for the rest of us that didn't have the advantage of being born jewish.

Mathew is on the college basketball team, and he's had quite the season! Mentioned in the paper on numerous occasions, the articles are cutout and taped to his fridge.
Mathew is widely accepted and loved by his peers. But his peers aren't the only ones that "love" him..

Everyday about an hour after practice is finished, Mathew goes back to the locker room.
There is a hole in the fourth wall, and he places his genitals through said hole whilst you suck them.
You sick fucking piece of shit. They should execute people like you.

Every night before Mathew goes to sleep he soils his pants and whistles dixie because the writer doesn't know where to go from here.

The story has been concluded.

Felt like a report to me.