The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[JohnnySavage]

I just went out to say good night to the neighborhood, and as I opened the door a flock of deer jumped out of the bushes.

Scared the piss right out of me. Good thing I didn't have a gun, I might have shot the neighbor's car.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Ok, let's see...

Ignore. Ignore, ignore. Ignore and ignore, ignore.

That's better.

 

[pete]

I just went out to say good night to the neighborhood, and as I opened the door a flock of deer jumped out of the bushes.

Scared the piss right out of me. Good thing I didn't have a gun, I might have shot the neighbor's car.

ha.

JS: "i bid you a good night, peasants-who-tend-my-lawn"

chorus of accented voices: "goo' ni', meester johneeeee!"

 

[Garnate]

ha.

JS: "i bid you a good night, peasants-who-tend-my-lawn"

chorus of accented voices: "goo' ni', meester johneeeee!"

Loooooooooooolz

 

[AllyRose]

http://www.butiamletired.com/Untitled-1.gif

 

[Wings]

Vicodin is my friend. I could really use a few orgasms too but I'm afraid I'll fall asleep in the middle. Dammit.

 

[Wife of Bath]

ha.

JS: "i bid you a good night, peasants-who-tend-my-lawn"

chorus of accented voices: "goo' ni', meester johneeeee!"

this is magical.

 

[Garnate]

http://www.butiamletired.com/Untitled-1.gif

"Then take a nap!"

 

[Garnate]

....And then fire ze missiles!

 

[JohnnySavage]

Doesn't everyone go outside to pee when locking up the house? I thought that was a thing.

 

[thør]

....And then fire ze missiles!

It came back.....

 

[Disgustipated]

I bought too much civiche for one person at the new mexican joint. But making tostadas with homemade fried tortillas doesn't suck.

 

[Aquagal]

I bought too much civiche for one person at the new mexican joint. But making tostadas with homemade fried tortillas doesn't suck.

Ceviche doesn't last but a day tops for me. I wish we had a good taco cart, the one in town over the summer served 'avocado sauce' from a squirt bottle. I just know it's trouble if it's called that.

 

[JohnnySavage]

http://laundry.about.com/od/softenersandfresheners/tp/dryersheetsuse.htm

 

[Disgustipated]

Ceviche doesn't last but a day tops for me. I wish we had a good taco cart, the one in town over the summer served 'avocado sauce' from a squirt bottle. I just know it's trouble if it's called that.

It's really fresh so I give it 2 or 3 days at most while stirring and adding lime juice. I also have perfect 'cados. Bless California.

 

[Disgustipated]

http://laundry.about.com/od/softenersandfresheners/tp/dryersheetsuse.htm

Baby wipes on stained carpet or furniture work well.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Baby wipes on stained carpet or furniture work well.

I use them on my ass.

 

[Aquagal]

It's really fresh so I give it 2 or 3 days at most while stirring and adding lime juice. I also have perfect 'cados. Bless California.

I meant it doesn't last a day when I make it with fresh halibut, because it's gone. I envy your avocados, sliced your smashed.

 

[Disgustipated]

I use them on my ass.

Before or after cleaning the furniture

 

[JohnnySavage]

Before or after cleaning the furniture

That's a rather personal question.

 

[Disgustipated]

I meant it doesn't last a day when I make it with fresh halibut, because it's gone. I envy your avocados, sliced your smashed.

Gotcha. Please come here and we will wiggle our toes in the sand whilst eating fresh civiche and drink Pacifico's.

 

[Aquagal]

Gotcha. Please come here and we will wiggle our toes in the sand whilst eating fresh civiche and drink Pacifico's.

I was close back in August. Went to Refugio, then stopped by for a Jalama burger.

Next time!

 

[Disgustipated]

I was close back in August. Went to Refugio, then stopped by for a Jalama burger.

Next time!

Fuck! You were about an hour away.

 

[Aquagal]

Fuck! You were about an hour away.

Mmhhmm

My old stomping grounds.

 

[Disgustipated]

Mmhhmm

My old stomping grounds.

Meet me in Carp. I got the bomb mexican joint to feast at.