The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[thør]

Is that what he's calling it now?

He's moved up from the basement.

 

[Aquagal]

He's moved up from the basement.

It's like the penthouse of basements.

 

[thør]

It's like the penthouse of basements.

Indeed!

 

[dolf]

an ATM machine just for litsters?

 

[Wings]

2 weeks until I go see Garth Brooks! My teenage self is so excited.

 

[Saint Peter]

Your Wild kicked some bootie last night.

 

[Wings]

It's because I didn't watch. I jinx them.

 

[Saint Peter]

You missed an awesome game.

Sent Pare-ease-AY to Colorado!

 

[Wings]

You back off my Pars! He's ours.

 

[Wings]

It's quiet in here this morning.


I'm not sure my head can handle reading right now.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

"Your Song" is one of my most favoritist songs ever. I dedicated it to my grandmother after she passed away, and I will play it sometimes when I think about her.

"Calling Baton Rouge" is another Garth fave. It's so fun to sing.

Have a blast at the concert. I've heard he puts on a great show.

I do love Your Song, I love all his songs to be fair, they make me remember being a teen and listening to his CDs over and over again.


I might find a cowboy hat to fit my big head and post concert pics.


How are you today, Red?

 

[Saint Peter]

she's gone country
got a new pair of boots

she's gone country
just look at that suit

 

[NHKitty]

I've heard he puts on a great show.

He does. I saw him in 1994 (or something like that). It was one of the best concerts I've been to and I'm not a big country music fan.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Aquagal should have put those twirling nipple pasties on her av.

 

[Sunshine]

When I had them, they always let me insert it.

Makes sense. She was jamming it into my clitoris. Not fun.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Makes sense. She was jamming it into my clitoris. Not fun.

I've never had to do this. From the sounds of it, I won't be anytime soon either…ouch.

 

[Sunshine]

I've never had to do this. From the sounds of it, I won't be anytime soon either…ouch.

It wouldn't have hurt had she looked between my legs and inserted it into the correct opening. Otherwise, it was fine. Kind of neat to look at he screen and watch what she was scanning.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Brollyanna]

Home-made hazmat suit, sulphuric acid and stiff-but-flexible water piping = neighbor's toilet is unblocked.

#GoodDeed #MenWhoNeedsThem

 

[JohnnySavage]

The Peter Max Corvette collection is going to auction. Can you imagine owning that collection? Man o man.

 

[JohnnySavage]

1967 Chevrolet Corvette Sting Ray 427 Convertible. The most beautiful car ever built.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/67_Corvette_427.jpg

 

[JohnnySavage]

Peter Max was not a car guy. So when he purchased a collection of 36 Chevrolet Corvettes, one from every year of manufacture up until 1989, he had a very specific plan: He would use this slice of American history as a tool to self-promote his work as an artist, painting the machines in lurid colors while staging them in various oddball scenarios only the most expressive of minds could envision.

Only that never happened. Instead, Max left his collection in a New York City storage lot, which is where they've lived for a quarter of a century, sat gathering inches of dust, moved only when switching from one storage location to another. However, that is all about to change, as the cars are now under new ownership – one that will lovingly restore the 'Vettes and get them back on the road.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You know, my friends, I've always considered myself a traditional Italian cook. I make my own bread and pizza, I make my own pasta (except the tubular kinds), I make my own sauces, I've even started experimenting with making my own sausage. So can you imagine my horror when I realized I bought a cheese grinder attachment for my Kitchen Aid?

I've become a lazy American that can't even grate his own cheese!

 

[thør]

Home-made hazmat suit, sulphuric acid and stiff-but-flexible water piping = neighbor's toilet is unblocked.

#GoodDeed #MenWhoNeedsThem

Sulphuric acid?

Really?

For a toilet?