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The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection
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JohnnySavage
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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JohnnySavage
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Thanks Johnny.
Now it's a sausage fest in here, again.
And here you are sporting a Vienna style.
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honest to god they've a budget of 750 quid... to tart up a beach hut each (we're talking like little wooden sheds on the sea front)
they look as if they've spent less than 40 on them! they're aiming for interior designer of the tv year thingy, and i know i could do a better job with very little cash, definitely not 750!. a couple of pots of paint, some elbow grease, hinges, recycled/upcycled stuff.
srsly, theirs looked like kids let loose with the glue pots, ripped up paper and string
they look as if they've spent less than 40 on them! they're aiming for interior designer of the tv year thingy, and i know i could do a better job with very little cash, definitely not 750!. a couple of pots of paint, some elbow grease, hinges, recycled/upcycled stuff.
srsly, theirs looked like kids let loose with the glue pots, ripped up paper and string
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Hello strangerMercy.
It's like raining sex in here today.
You should be doing other things instead. Like making me dinner
P.s. I love all these terrible jokes
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Q: What do birds say on Halloween?
A: Twick o tweet.
Wanna get married?
Q: what is a ghosts favorite type of street?
A: dead ends
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Wanna get married?
Q: what is a ghosts favorite type of street?
A: dead ends
Yes.
Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
A: Bone appetit!
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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life is good. best to keep my inner snark and frustration inside and not complicate the lives of those around me. today i went out to run errands, picking up goods for this weekend. i ran into a person who my inner dialog was frustrated with such a short time ago, only to have all of those feelings brushed away. it is so easy to become angry and frustrated at the people closest in my life. the truth is, they should be the people i extend the most care and understanding towards. full circle. it's going to be an amazing weekend, and i plan on enjoying it to the fullest.
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