You made my cunt twitch!

[Fata Morgana]

Bob Bytchin, how I love thee.

Thank you!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Bytchin's got me twitchin'...

 

[DooleyDarter]

It could be just a rash

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Bob Bytchin, how I love thee.

Thank you!

I'm glad you like it. That's quite a snapper!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm glad you like it. That's quite a snapper!

Tis innit! Bet spaceboy's knocking one out to it now.

 

[spacekowboy]

Tis innit! Bet spaceboy's knocking one out to it now.

Sorry I can hear you over the sound of my THUNDEROUS FAPPING!!!

 

[Garnate]

What did I miss??

 

[Garnate]

Oh god, is it the av? I didn't notice it moving before now.....

 

[Fata Morgana]

What did I miss??

Bob. Got me bunny jumping.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh god, is it the av? I didn't notice it moving before now.....

Blind cunt.

 

[chillywilly2]

Oh god, is it the av? I didn't notice it moving before now.....

you been drinking or somethging?

 

[Garnate]

Blind cunt.

Well YEAH.

Bob's good people.

 

[MNGuy]

With a thread title like that, I just had to open.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Well YEAH.

Bob's good people.

Isn't he though.

I'm far more excited about it than a grown woman should be.

 

[Garnate]

Isn't he though.

I'm far more excited about it than a grown woman should be.

I agree, but I won't judge. I once got overly excited when I found 3 Oreos when I thought we were out. Like, post to facebook, instagram, twitter, and emailing 3rd cousins excited.


Really, really excited about those cookies.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I had no idea that AV would be fapping fuel.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I agree, but I won't judge. I once got overly excited when I found 3 Oreos when I thought we were out. Like, post to facebook, instagram, twitter, and emailing 3rd cousins excited.


Really, really excited about those cookies.

You have to grab happiness where you can. My twitching alien vadge has me chuffed to pieces. I'm going to have a Baileys miniature in my coffee too. Wild, out of control bitches we be on this night, Fair Garnate.

 

[Garnate]

I had no idea that AV would be fapping fuel.

Are you taking fap requests? I would like a cock pic, thank you. You're so sweet.

 

[Garnate]

You have to grab happiness where you can. My twitching alien vadge has me chuffed to pieces. I'm going to have a Baileys miniature in my coffee too. Wild, out of control bitches we be on this night, Fair Garnate.

BURN THE CITY TO THE FUCKING GROUND, WE WILL!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I had no idea that AV would be fapping fuel.

Reminds me of this quote.

She smells of the sea. She smells of rockpools when I was a child. She keeps a starfish in there. I crouch down to taste the salt, to run my fingers around the rim. She opens and shuts like a sea anemone. She's refilled each day with fresh tides of longing.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Are you taking fap requests? I would like a cock pic, thank you. You're so sweet.

http://s25.postimg.org/skah2j497/cocktus.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

BURN THE CITY TO THE FUCKING GROUND, WE WILL!

We'll burn Lit first. Bit by bit. First up St Peter's giant sinister bollock, then Killswitch's head, then spacekowboys Chuck E's thread cos they're shit too. Was gonna throw in kuntbate but she's having some stunning new boots and I want her to wear them before she dies. That man who hates sugar and biscuits. Cunt. Put him in too, extra petrol for him. Oh and Indie's beard of course.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Bob. Got me bunny jumping.

I've never heard it called a bunny. I like your av.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And that filthy cunt who put a kindle in Ally's book thread.

BURN HER.

 

[Garnate]

http://s25.postimg.org/skah2j497/cocktus.gif

That'll work actually.

We'll burn Lit first. Bit by bit. First up St Peter's giant sinister bollock, then Killswitch's head, then spacekowboys Chuck E's thread cos they're shit too. Was gonna throw in kuntbate but she's having some stunning new boots and I want her to wear them before she dies. That man who hates sugar and biscuits. Cunt. Put him in too, extra petrol for him. Oh and Indie's beard of course.

All of 'em! I'll go get my pitchfork. I might have a spare for you, lemme check.