You made my cunt twitch!

Oh god, is it the av? I didn't notice it moving before now.....
 
With a thread title like that, I just had to open.
 
Isn't he though.

I'm far more excited about it than a grown woman should be.

I agree, but I won't judge. I once got overly excited when I found 3 Oreos when I thought we were out. Like, post to facebook, instagram, twitter, and emailing 3rd cousins excited.


Really, really excited about those cookies.
 
I agree, but I won't judge. I once got overly excited when I found 3 Oreos when I thought we were out. Like, post to facebook, instagram, twitter, and emailing 3rd cousins excited.


Really, really excited about those cookies.

You have to grab happiness where you can. My twitching alien vadge has me chuffed to pieces. I'm going to have a Baileys miniature in my coffee too. Wild, out of control bitches we be on this night, Fair Garnate.
 
You have to grab happiness where you can. My twitching alien vadge has me chuffed to pieces. I'm going to have a Baileys miniature in my coffee too. Wild, out of control bitches we be on this night, Fair Garnate.

BURN THE CITY TO THE FUCKING GROUND, WE WILL!
 
I had no idea that AV would be fapping fuel.

Reminds me of this quote.

She smells of the sea. She smells of rockpools when I was a child. She keeps a starfish in there. I crouch down to taste the salt, to run my fingers around the rim. She opens and shuts like a sea anemone. She's refilled each day with fresh tides of longing.
 
BURN THE CITY TO THE FUCKING GROUND, WE WILL!

We'll burn Lit first. Bit by bit. First up St Peter's giant sinister bollock, then Killswitch's head, then spacekowboys Chuck E's thread cos they're shit too. Was gonna throw in kuntbate but she's having some stunning new boots and I want her to wear them before she dies. That man who hates sugar and biscuits. Cunt. Put him in too, extra petrol for him. Oh and Indie's beard of course.
 
That'll work actually.
We'll burn Lit first. Bit by bit. First up St Peter's giant sinister bollock, then Killswitch's head, then spacekowboys Chuck E's thread cos they're shit too. Was gonna throw in kuntbate but she's having some stunning new boots and I want her to wear them before she dies. That man who hates sugar and biscuits. Cunt. Put him in too, extra petrol for him. Oh and Indie's beard of course.

All of 'em! I'll go get my pitchfork. I might have a spare for you, lemme check.
 
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