Blurting the Playground Way....

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Oh good, cuz I don't look very sexy with blue lips.

The real question is, would you give me directions?

if you need directions, you don't need to be down there.

BINGO

You're opposed to on the job training?

not in the least... But if I have to tell you more than twice, that's gonna cost you your bonus check.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

BINGO

not in the least... But if I have to tell you more than twice, that's gonna cost you your bonus check.

Is that a typo? Did you mean "boner check?"

Besides, you really can't afford me, but I'm happy to work "pro-boner"

(I crack myself up...)

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

It's subtle, but I like that much better...

why, thank you!

Wait... You couldn't be taking about me...

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Is that a typo? Did you mean "boner check?"

Besides, you really can't afford me, but I'm happy to work "pro-boner"

(I crack myself up...)

!!!!!!

 

[iamincognito45]

why, thank you!

Wait... You couldn't be taking about me...

No, no. You are wonderful just the way you are...

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

No, no. You are wonderful just the way you are...

 

[Aquagal]

OMG I just laughed out loud reading a profile from a noob.

Clearly they need a friend.

 

[Spins]

OMG I just laughed out loud reading a profile from a noob.

Clearly they need a friend.

Who doesn't?

 

[respeito]

i'll give it the once-over for the thirty-thousandth time, then i think i'll be satisfied.

 

[funluvinaj]

I made the s'mores dip... It was yummy! So freaking easy!!

 

[hatlover123]

My boys first day of grade 1 is tomorrow.

It felt like yesterday when I was the first to hold him after being born.
After holding him properly like the nurse instructed me...I waited a bit. Made sure he was ok. Then put him in the football hold like any traditional father would!

 

[respeito]

okay respeito, one more time.

and now, for some reason, i'm scared.

 

[Little_Sister]

okay respeito, one more time.

and now, for some reason, i'm scared.

Don't be scared, trust your gut.

 

[Thandi]

My boys first day of grade 1 is tomorrow.

It felt like yesterday when I was the first to hold him after being born.
After holding him properly like the nurse instructed me...I waited a bit. Made sure he was ok. Then put him in the football hold like any traditional father would!

^^Love this!

 

[Thandi]

okay respeito, one more time.

and now, for some reason, i'm scared.

Darlin YOU can do anything!
You are GOLDEN!

 

[respeito]

Darlin YOU can do anything!
You are GOLDEN!

Don't be scared, trust your gut.

thank you.

 

[Aquagal]

Who doesn't?

Your profile doesn't make that apparent.

 

[Spins]

Your profile doesn't make that apparent.

Damn!

Maybe this explains why I have no friends <ponders>

 

[newbiebabe]

I must be invisible.. that has got to be the reason.. seriously.

 

[iamincognito45]

I must be invisible.. that has got to be the reason.. seriously.

Look, I see you OK. But I am trying to be discreet while stalking you... I mean the roughing up by the cops, the mugs shots, the jail time, facing the judge again... I just can't risk getting caught!

 

[respeito]

*crossing my fingers*

 

[JennyNo1]

I must be invisible.. that has got to be the reason.. seriously.

Join the club. *pulls the Invisibility Cloak over us both*

 

[Ellafun]

Oh, I see somebody posting on here that would love, love, love the tan lines I have now....

 

[respeito]

*peeks under the invisibility cloak, whispering loudly*

hi, newbie.

hi, Jenny.

 

[JennyNo1]

*peeks under the invisibility cloak, whispering loudly*

hi, newbie.

hi, Jenny.

*whispers back* Hi respy! You wanna be invisible with us?