Blurting the Playground Way....

[SmileyGirl]

Wuss. Be proud and show of the shrinkage!

He needs his cosy sock warmer hehe

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Wuss. Be proud and show of the shrinkage!

people confuse it for a clitoris. they point and laugh.

...a lot.

He needs his cosy sock warmer hehe

shut it, you.

 

[luv1]

people confuse it for a clitoris. they point and laugh.

...a lot.



shut it, you.

Doesn't the tattoo on it that says "I am a dick" give it away?

 

[luv1]

He needs his cosy sock warmer hehe

That's the Santa one that place jingle bells.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Doesn't the tattoo on it that says "I am a dick" give it away?

wendy.

 

[sereneone4u]

First, I am mortified, I really am.

Secondly...

cuddle snake.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Ohhhhh ffs Smiley girl. Eye bleach puhlease someone.....anyone

 

[coffeelady]

Well that just sucks.

 

[Thandi]

fairies in the night?

i see them as wearing doc marten boots and ripped stockings; they have that sulky-pouty'emo' thing going on. lurid tattoos, too.

hmmm, i'm getting squidgy thinking about that. must make notes for a story outline.

or have a wank.

etc.

Fairies wear boots.....

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Fairies wear boots.....

they do in Brighton.

 

[stickygirl]

Waaaht? Back in Blightey? How's the weather GA?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Waaaht? Back in Blightey? How's the weather GA?

yes.

and pish.

 

[Arianthe]

wendy.

I didn't think you'd been to Jamaica...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I didn't think you'd been to Jamaica...

hey, someone got it!

 

[Arianthe]

hey, someone got it!

Ben E. Dorm? Really???

Congrats on getting published though.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Ben E. Dorm? Really???

Congrats on getting published though.

you got that, too?

thanks. there's another in the pipeline. 41k words!

 

[Arianthe]

you got that, too?

thanks. there's another in the pipeline. 41k words!

Oh, look! My sense of humour isn't broken after all!!!

 

[luv1]

yes.

and pish.

It's a bank holiday, the last day of the notting hill carnival and the first day of the one day test series against India (cricket ) So there was no choice other than heavy rain

 

[SimplyMsT]

It's a bank holiday, the last day of the notting hill carnival and the first day of the one day test series against India (cricket ) So there was no choice other than heavy rain

*poke*

 

[Arianthe]

I desperately need to get laid and buy coconut milk.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I desperately need to get laid and buy coconut milk.

I had to buy a new jar of coconut oil last night. I've been doing entirely too much procrasturbating of late.

 

[Arianthe]

I had to buy a new jar of coconut oil last night. I've been doing entirely too much procrasturbating of late.

*snortgiggle...*

 

[SmileyGirl]

I had to buy a new jar of coconut oil last night. I've been doing entirely too much procrasturbating of late.

With coconut milk

 

[JoyDyan]

I had to buy a new jar of coconut oil last night. I've been doing entirely too much procrasturbating of late.

Hmmm....

....I've been eating it on popcorn...putting it on my hair....shaving my legs with it...feeding it to my dog....never thought to use it for THAT!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

With coconut milk

oil, dear one. Organic.

Hmmm....

....I've been eating it on popcorn...putting it on my hair....shaving my legs with it...feeding it to my dog....never thought to use it for THAT!

LMAO . Yep!! Save the Astro-Glide for where it counts.