A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[pensivepoet]

Too late, it's my wallpaper

 

[butters]

Too late, it's my wallpaper

butter's biscuit
i can understand the attraction

 

[Trixareforkids]

I can't speak for Harry,
but chips and gravy
is just chips and gravy to me.
And it's quite yummy.
I'll skip the sausage though,
finely diced leftover roast beef for me.

Maybe this is the gravy Harry is thinking of

 

[butters]

I've seen her biscuit. Looked more like more like butter on it than gravy.

butter her biscuits
can refer but is not limited to banging a hot chick whom others would like to have banged.
I'd butter her biscuits fo sho.

 

[Trixareforkids]

Ha ha ha, hide ya biscuit butters!

I had a friend with a lot of siblings, to officially claim a treat they'd lick it so no one else would touch it.

Oh Harry!

 

[butters]

Ha ha ha, hide ya biscuit butters!

I had a friend with a lot of siblings, to officially claim a treat they'd lick it so no one else would touch it.

Oh Harry!

i still don't quite get the whole picture, but then maybe it's a different kind of biscuit?

ewww!

i need to go find that something H wrote 'Harry butters her biscuit'

 

[HarryHill]

i still don't quite get the whole picture, but then maybe it's a different kind of biscuit?

ewww!

i need to go find that something H wrote 'Harry butters her biscuit'

Really? don't remember that, but sounds like fun I wont post what I found in the urban dictionary no imagination

 

[butters]

Really? don't remember that, but sounds like fun I wont post what I found in the urban dictionary no imagination

i remember those words but can't find it.. may it was just something you said in a post someplace. i remember not being sure what it meant!

 

[HarryHill]

i remember those words but can't find it.. may it was just something you said in a post someplace. i remember not being sure what it meant!

no telling where I run my mouth her n there for some time now

 

[butters]

no telling where I run my mouth her n there for some time now

quality twat



goodnight x don't forget to turn off all the lights once everyone's gone

 

[HarryHill]

quality twat



goodnight x don't forget to turn off all the lights once everyone's gone

Hey, was chippers vanity line and I found out later it was no brag
I'm headed to bed too, or maybe curl up in front of the fireplace

 

[Trixareforkids]

Y'all keep me chuckling in here.
I think only Callahan's Crosstime Saloon was a better imaginary bar, though the lounge at Lady Sally's sounded like a damn fine place to hang out as well.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I prefer curry sauce on my chips

 

[Trixareforkids]

I prefer curry sauce on my chips

Is there really such a thing? I've honestly never seen a curry sauce that wasn't home made. (And Ive never smelled one I'd be willing to taste.)

 

[butters]

Hey, was chippers vanity line and I found out later it was no brag
I'm headed to bed too, or maybe curl up in front of the fireplace

lolol- over in britland, 'twat' kinda is used as a friendly way of calling someone an idiot, so my user title was self-deprecating at the same time as knowing its other meaning i wasn't boasting, just taking the micky

Y'all keep me chuckling in here.
I think only Callahan's Crosstime Saloon was a better imaginary bar, though the lounge at Lady Sally's sounded like a damn fine place to hang out as well.

i don't know those bars. ours is a cool place though, no? and the patrons...

I prefer curry sauce on my chips

omg yes! chinese curry sauce especially

Is there really such a thing? I've honestly never seen a curry sauce that wasn't home made. (And Ive never smelled one I'd be willing to taste.)

yes! from the chippy, the chinese takeaway, or simply in jars in the shops. nom. better than mayo when winter comes around.

 

[HarryHill]

lolol- over in britland, 'twat' kinda is used as a friendly way of calling someone an idiot, so my user title was self-deprecating at the same time as knowing its other meaning i wasn't boasting, just taking the micky

i don't know those bars. ours is a cool place though, no? and the patrons...

omg yes! chinese curry sauce especially


yes! from the chippy, the chinese takeaway, or simply in jars in the shops. nom. better than mayo when winter comes around.

..
I'm almost out of Coleman's now I find out about curry sauce? all this before coffee? apple pie n cold milk for breakfast, life aint so bad. absolutely still outside like a 3d photograph

 

[Trixareforkids]

i don't know those bars. ours is a cool place though, no? and the patrons...

One of my favorite imaginary places sprung from the mind of Spider Robinson. Who, as far as I'm concerned, is a master at humorous, social/human nature commentary, wrapped up in a sci-fi-ish package, hitting the trifecta.
In all the times I've pared down my library I've never even considered giving away any of his books.

And he's the only fiction writer to ever make me want to step into his pages.

And yes, this is a cool place. The characters here are quite entertaining.

 

[Trixareforkids]

..
I'm almost out of Coleman's now I find out about curry sauce? all this before coffee? apple pie n cold milk for breakfast, life aint so bad. absolutely still outside like a 3d photograph

Don't fret Harry, Amazon carries Coleman's
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=Coleman's+mustard

 

[HarryHill]

Don't fret Harry, Amazon carries Coleman's
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=Coleman's+mustard

Bless you, ever wonder why the jars are so small? taste it and you'll know

 

[butters]

Bless you, ever wonder why the jars are so small? taste it and you'll know

it's fab smeared on bacon or cheese in a sandwich

 

[HarryHill]

it's fab smeared on bacon or cheese in a sandwich

only had it on my hot dogs here Ma'am tried it a couple of times, now the French's is on her side of the table and Coleman's on my side the look in her eyes as I lick the knife clean is priceless

 

[butters]

only had it on my hot dogs here Ma'am tried it a couple of times, now the French's is on her side of the table and Coleman's on my side the look in her eyes as I lick the knife clean is priceless

i can imagine and not just about the mustard! my mum would have told me off for licking the knife, lol. i do it now but she can't see i wouldn't eating out, though. i can do manners uh huh

 

[HarryHill]

i can imagine and not just about the mustard! my mum would have told me off for licking the knife, lol. i do it now but she can't see i wouldn't eating out, though. i can do manners uh huh

yeah but if I didn't it would be wasted got to enjoy every drop, haven't figured out how to get the very last out yet.

 

[butters]

yeah but if I didn't it would be wasted got to enjoy every drop, haven't figured out how to get the very last out yet.

the jars are designed specifically to make that an issue as it sells more units
i tend to use the last to add a little extra lift for a sauce or a stew, so put some hot water in it, put the lid back on and give it a shake then add it to whatever i'm cooking.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Coleman's mustard is made in the County I originate from (Norfolk) the fields used to be ablaze with yellow mustard flowers when I was a child. Not so hard on the eyes as the fields you now see of Rape seed.