A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[UnderYourSpell]

Leaves more gin for me

 

[Trixareforkids]

or gin and juice

Gin's all yours UYS, have some juice to go with it.

 

[Trixareforkids]

It's Thirsty Thursday, I want One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.

 

[Hypoxia]

Going to a birthday party in a few hours.
Lemonade for everybody.
Kill me now.

 

[Trixareforkids]

Going to a birthday party in a few hours.
Lemonade for everybody.
Kill me now.

Is that not why flasks were invented.

 

[butters]

rum and coke, please

 

[HarryHill]

rum and coke, please

make that two

 

[butters]

make that two

dark rum or white? x

 

[butters]

*breaks out tha nibbles*

 

[Trixareforkids]

*breaks out tha nibbles*

Mmm, chips and gravy?

 

[HarryHill]

dark rum or white? x

Dark, Myers if you got it

Mmm, chips and gravy?

Looool

 

[butters]

Mmm, chips and gravy?

what am i, a freakin' northerner?

us south'ners don't do gravy on our chips. srsly.

tortilla chips n dips do ya? nuts?

 

[Trixareforkids]

Fine,I'll make the salsa, hope ya like it hot.

No gravy? Really?

 

[butters]

Dark, Myers if you got it


Looool

for you? anything

*chinks glasses*

 

[butters]

Fine,I'll make the salsa, hope ya like it hot.

No gravy? Really?

i'm a wimp- not too hot for me, cool and tangy.

is gravy some kind of euphemism?

 

[HarryHill]

for you? anything

*chinks glasses*

Cheers

i'm a wimp- not too hot for me, cool and tangy.

is gravy some kind of euphemism?

gravy is always an euphemism

 

[butters]

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/04/89/9f/8d/sausage-chips-and-gravy.jpg

just...no

http://www.freeindex.co.uk/media/listingpics/350/19/Chips-4522web.jpg

yes

 

[butters]

Cheers


gravy is always an euphemism

well in that case, pour it on me, baby

 

[HarryHill]

well in that case, pour it on me, baby

Little gravy on your biscuit?

 

[HarryHill]

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/04/89/9f/8d/sausage-chips-and-gravy.jpg

just...no

http://www.freeindex.co.uk/media/listingpics/350/19/Chips-4522web.jpg

yes

Strange I hear the French use mayonnaise on their chips

 

[butters]

Little gravy on your biscuit?

i think i should be saying yes, yes?

Strange I hear the French use mayonnaise on their chips

actually, mayo's my preference, or sweet chilli sauce

 

[pensivepoet]

Little gravy on your biscuit?

I've seen her biscuit. Looked more like more like butter on it than gravy.

 

[HarryHill]

i think i should be saying yes, yes?


actually, mayo's my preference, or sweet chilli sauce

I'll try them both next time we're together

 

[butters]

I've seen her biscuit. Looked more like more like butter on it than gravy.

i should have drawn the curtains

 

[butters]

I'll try them both next time we're together

*huge smile*