Mr. Speaker! We Need To Get Back To Benghazi

I tell you one thing, at this point in time if you let Hillary sit on your face, for sure you wouldn't be able to hear the stereo

I ask Vetteman to leave me out of his homosexual fantasies, and I guess I'd better ask you to leave me out of your sexual fantasies about Hillary.
 
I ask Vetteman to leave me out of his homosexual fantasies, and I guess I'd better ask you to leave me out of your sexual fantasies about Hillary.

Cmon, she is your type of gal, I bet if you told her to haul ass she would have to make two trips
 
Cmon, she is your type of gal, I bet if you told her to haul ass she would have to make two trips

All the women in your family are skinny and model-perfect, eh? Wife, daughters, granddaughters?

Man, must be heaven growing up a girl with your character being the principal post holding up the house.
 
Wow. One third of the posts here are from the "drown out the discourse" crowd. I can't say I am surprised.
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They've made a 1/3 of the posts on this thread (33.8% according to my math) but between the 3 of them they don't have a fully functional brain.
 
Lord! I'm glad I already ate lunch.:D

You could slip a charcoal briquette between those cheeks, let it walk around for a while and at the end of the week you'd have a diamond. RubDownSow, used to having mere pearls cast his way, couldn't pass up this mighty chance at a shiny new diamond if his life depended on it.:D

He'd toss her salad like there's no tomorrow.:)
 
All the women in your family are skinny and model-perfect, eh? Wife, daughters, granddaughters?

Man, must be heaven growing up a girl with your character being the principal post holding up the house.

*L* oh lighten up a little bit, quite taking everything so serious, laugh a little.
 
Lord! I'm glad I already ate lunch.:D

You could slip a charcoal briquette between those cheeks, let it walk around for a while and at the end of the week you'd have a diamond. RubDownSow, used to having mere pearls cast his way, couldn't pass up this mighty chance at a shiny new diamond if his life depended on it.:D

He'd toss her salad like there's no tomorrow.:)

Stone Cold Facts: The way aging conservative males will appreciate your imperfect bodies after age fifty, ladies.
 
Forget it, there is no sense of humor in the Klan With A Tan. He charges every bush on the fruited plain in search of the descendants of Nathan Bedford Forrest. Earlier this year he stopped the Rose parade because he thought Mother Goose was concealing a giant Klan hood:

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And this is what it smells like when your jokes are über-weak and you need to stretch like Plasticman to get a laugh.
 
This is how you pad out a failing thread, ladies and gentlemen. :D

...or you could simply wait for a random ad homyn.

I am a bit anxious to get some sort of progress report on whatever is being gathered by the new committees investigators.

It is politically smart though to keep it close to the vest. If it were me, I wouldn't hold a single deposition till after the mid-terms. Republicans are going to kill anyway, so why do an Iggy Shuffle?

Be nice to eventually, actually have a coherent recitation of all the actual facts on at least one of the many obfuscations this White House has engaged in.

I'm pretty sure the screenplay was written by Jamaal using surplus hard-drives at his desk at the IRS office in Cleveland, when he wasn't on his lunch hour making straw-man purchases of black, semi-automatic rifles with high-capacity magazines, folding stocks and pistol grips to have walked over the border into Mexico to create orphans to become Dreamers.
 
Let's see who the biggest derpers/ whiners are

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,589
User Name Posts
vetteman 270
query 153
Bunny Slippers 115

If one were pressed for time, which of your 14 derp-n-whine-free posts (click!) on this thread would you recommend someone that wanted to know about Benghazi should read first?


Wow. One third of the posts here are from the "drown out the discourse" crowd. I can't say I am surprised.
:nods:

If one were pressed for time, which of your 81 insightful posts (click!) on this thread would you recommend someone that wanted to know about Benghazi should read first?

You seem to have an interesting idea what constitutes gentlemanly "discourse."

They've made a 1/3 of the posts on this thread (33.8% according to my math) but between the 3 of them they don't have a fully functional brain.

If one were pressed for time, which of your 49 highly intellectual posts (click!) on this thread would you recommend someone that wanted to know about Benghazi should read first?

Y'all be sure and stop back by anytime you have something interesting to add.
 
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