Chance Made Us Sistersluts; Choice Made Us Friends

*sigh*

Real life is not conducive to fantasy world at all times.

Mr. Fornicate, please to pour another glass to rude me over until the nurse arrives?
 
*sigh*

Real life is not conducive to fantasy world at all times.

Mr. Fornicate, please to pour another glass to rude me over until the nurse arrives?

Happy to oblige

*pours and slides glass across bar, continues dumping wine down Elli's gullet*
 
Days aren't allowed to suck :(

Let's go ;)

I like your attitude, StFornicate. Lets do it. Shoot me up with with Chardonnay. Lets fly.

And Crank Up the Stereo? I wanna blast it - I want it loud! So loud that i can feel it rattling my hip bones and compelling my ass to shake to the rhythm.

Thanks for the IV, sis, I'll take that too. I need all the happy i can get tonight!
 
I like your attitude, StFornicate. Lets do it. Shoot me up with with Chardonnay. Lets fly.

And Crank Up the Stereo? I wanna blast it - I want it loud! So loud that i can feel it rattling my hip bones and compelling my ass to shake to the rhythm.

Thanks for the IV, sis, I'll take that too. I need all the happy i can get tonight!

I'm ready to get loud ;)

*turns on a drum track, plugs les paul into marshall half stack, proceeds to wail*
 
*blows up Tuesday*

Well it needed to happen.

Fuck yes it did. Thank you, Feisty. Today sucked so bad, that for a while? I thought it was Monday!

Come dance with me girl, we got live music all of a sudden and I'm shooting wine and grooving. Is current strategy at least.

Nice axe, StF ;) Play Skynyrd! Lol
 
:rolleyes:
help yourself! or i could spit some wine into your mouth, but that would be kinda..... ewwww

Hey Elli, while you're giving, I could use a drink. Spitting is OK but sipping it off your body part of choice works too. :D Provided we're out of glasses of course. *leans forward knocking nearest glass over*....*CRASH*...Oops!
 
Fuck yes it did. Thank you, Feisty. Today sucked so bad, that for a while? I thought it was Monday!

Come dance with me girl, we got live music all of a sudden and I'm shooting wine and grooving. Is current strategy at least.

Nice axe, StF ;) Play Skynyrd! Lol

You know...you can funnel wine. It might help...do you have one around here?
 
Hey Elli, while you're giving, I could use a drink. Spitting is OK but sipping it off your body part of choice works too. :D Provided we're out of glasses of course. *leans forward knocking nearest glass over*....*CRASH*...Oops!

*lets wine spill from her mouth, down her chin and over her breasts*
:D
 
I swear if I don't get a drink soon Fornicate this hangover WILL make me burst into flames....xx

*Vaults bar, bends down and rifles through the coolers, hands Lifesux a bottle of Coopers after carefully rolling it around on its side*

Will this do, Lifesux?


You know...you can funnel wine. It might help...do you have one around here?

We used to, but we donated it to the Lit Bros House. No worries, StFornicate can build us a new one in between sets I bet. He builds quick! :)
 
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Oh that's lovely! *sip* Nice aeration. *sip* Yes.... *sip*

So I haven't checked out this pillow fort of yours. Wanna go crawl around in its dark comfort for a spell? :)

sure... you need to lick that wine off me! and then while you're at it..... :D :cool:
*leads nite to pillow fort*
back in a while, ladies ;)
 
If I man dragged me into a pillow fort and i had wine dripping from my body and all he wanted to do was jump on the bed....I would be so pissed. HAHA
 
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