Mr. Speaker! We Need To Get Back To Benghazi

[Que]

And you're American writing English as it's written in America, so what's your point here besides showing off for the pleonasm groupies out there in internet land?

Hey, I bet your favorite instrument is the Goethe-r.

GET IT?

Funny. I always appreciate a pun. Puns are evidence of higher order thinking so you get to skip the quiz.

Guilty on having a little fun showing off while crafting the ribbing I gave you, but calling it Portugues? I got that years ago- through honest ignorance.

I had a room-mate who had lived and traveled extensively in Brazil. In the early days of the internet, he would be in chat clients and get quite excited if he bumped into a chick who spoke "portugues." I am sure somewhere I knew that we call that language "portuguese." I even knew that Brazil was connected to Portugal, but somehow back then the answer to "what do they speak in Portugal and "what do they speak in Brazil" would have yielded different answers from me.

 

[cowslinger64]

Oh, really? So you have floundered in political threads for three days after I pointed out that you had no actual political opinion and simply stumbled in sniffing after a girl to impress? That sort of "baiting?"

You have the political acumen of bait.

PS, rising to the bait, (when I choose to) is not "stalking," Chum. (heh, chum!)[/QUOTE

Lol... If you weren't so pathetic.. You'd be hilarious.

I called you on the most ridiculous thing I've read here. Which was that the president forced an American Serviceman to remain in captivity for two extra years to gain some style points.

Any other opinion you have means nothing.


Btw.. Dude, you need to get a life.

Neat little test you linked there, I scored 80%, but I got bored partway through. But it's meaningless, and says right up front that it's for entertainment purposes.

Entertainment purposes only... Just like his opinion. Just not good entertainment.

 

[Que]

Neat little test you linked there, I scored 80%, but I got bored partway through. But it's meaningless, and says right up front that it's for entertainment purposes.

Yes, Mensans are polite like that.

I have a feeling, buckled down and in crunch time you would have little trouble with the test. I find the anagram stuff tedious myself.

You may not realize how difficult most of those questions are for the majority of people.

Intelligence is an interesting, multifaceted grouping of skills. Most people over-estimate their intelligence. Some people with poor verbals are highly intelligent in other areas, but it is very uncommon.

 

[Que]

I called you on the most ridiculous thing I've read here. Which was that the president forced an American Serviceman to remain in captivity for two extra years to gain some style points.

So THAT was the big debate that you felt I ignored?

Ok...genius.

Explain why members of his staff would be telling Rolling Stone two years ago about how he would benefit politically from Bergdahl's release if it was "handled right?"

Explain why two years after the intelligence committee discouraged him from taking the 5 Taliban commanders deal, he just HAPPENED to decide to take that very same deal, available for over two years, the week the VA scandal was killing him on the front page of every newspaper?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

There isn't a single thing about you that intimidates me. You mighta been something in the Ko-rean war....but you're just a fuckin loudmouth pussy troll now.

I'll give credit where it's due...I laughed my fucking ass off reading this. Pitch perf.

Kudos, C-Sling.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19bpujmbar5ivgif/ku-medium.gif

 

[Que]

Kudos, C-Sling.

LoL!

So THAT is what his avatar is; a "C-Sling."

 

[dan_c00000]

One has to consider one's audience.

When engaged in a battle of wits with a half-wit, one needs to give a ::nod:: towards sportsmanship.

There is no battle you were destroyed horribly. Anyway, I'm sitting waiting for you evidence.

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d1/e5/81/d1e581b09f363073732b45179b12b714.jpg

 

[unregistered]

 

[Que]

There is no battle you were destroyed horribly. Anyway, I'm sitting waiting for you evidence.

Yeah, yeah...I'm sure I should still hiding my head in embarrassment. "Destroyed horribly" with no "battle?"

Was it something really mean you muttered at the screen? It helps to type it out.

I am sure you totally pwned me. Out of idle curiosity, what was the wound?

Hope that chair is comfy as you wait since I have no recollection of you engaging in actual debate on any given subject.

Evidence of what?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Que]

DanLongCooooooch's mind is full of delusions of grandeur.

Apparently.

Near as I can recall he took an oblique swipe at me for using deliberately ironic and wholly appropriate 3rd-grade retorts at someone else (Rodless? Adre? "C"-Sling?) playing at his rhetorical level.

That resulted in my being "destroyed horribly" without a single, subsequent keystroke from him.

It's like that last dog trailing a snarling pack, whining and piddling on his tucked tail. Hoping there are some entrails in the carcass after the others get their fill.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

It's like that last dog trailing a snarling pack, whining and piddling on his tucked tail. Hoping there are some entrails in the carcass after the others get their fill.

That's a pretty fair description of miles sniping ineffectually from the cover of ignore.

Although he reminds me more of the little yappy dog Chester that hops around following Spike the bulldog in the old Looney Tunes cartoons.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Yes, Mensans are polite like that.

I have a feeling, buckled down and in crunch time you would have little trouble with the test. I find the anagram stuff tedious myself.

You may not realize how difficult most of those questions are for the majority of people.

Intelligence is an interesting, multifaceted grouping of skills. Most people over-estimate their intelligence. Some people with poor verbals are highly intelligent in other areas, but it is very uncommon.

I bet you get bitch slapped a lot when you go out.

You're the Cliff Claven of Lit.

 

[DooleyDarter]

That's a pretty fair description of miles sniping ineffectually from the cover of ignore.

Although he reminds me more of the little yappy dog Chester that hops around following Spike the bulldog in the old Looney Tunes cartoons.

*L* damn, that cartoon had totally slipped out of my mind, thanks for reminding me of it, it was one of my favorites as a kid.

 

[Que]

I bet you get bitch slapped a lot when you go out.

You're the Cliff Claven of Lit.

Why, thank you, Normie!

 

[cowslinger64]

Apparently.

Near as I can recall he took an oblique swipe at me for using deliberately ironic and wholly appropriate 3rd-grade retorts at someone else (Rodless? Adre? "C"-Sling?) playing at his rhetorical level.

That resulted in my being "destroyed horribly" without a single, subsequent keystroke from him.

It's like that last dog trailing a snarling pack, whining and piddling on his tucked tail. Hoping there are some entrails in the carcass after the others get their fill.

You're too spectacularly dense and full of yourself to even realize when you've had your ass handed to you. I figured you've had it done so many times it seems normal.

You musta got your ass kicked a lot when you were a kid.. you remind me of a newly hired Security Guard with his new clip on radio..everyone laughs at you, but you take it sooooooo serious.

I bet you get bitch slapped a lot when you go out.

You're the Cliff Claven of Lit.

Lol...cept Cliff had a lot more hair and his head didn't look like someone had used it for one of the wheels for their vehicle.

 

[Que]

mooooooooooooooooooo.

Here comes the herd to celebrate DAN'S imaginary victory.

It takes a special kind of stupid to follow Dan's lead.

Watching Dan take lead ought to be interesting.

 

[cowslinger64]

mooooooooooooooooooo.

Here comes the herd to celebrate DAN'S imaginary victory.

It takes a special kind of stupid t follow Dan's lead.

I defer to your expertise.

 

[Que]

I defer to your expertise.

That will be a welcome change.

 

[cowslinger64]

That will be a welcome change.

It's the only thing I've seen you any good at, other than being an out of control runaway sentence.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Que]

It's the only thing I've seen you any good at, other than being an out of control runaway sentence.

Can I loan you some punctuation for your run-on?

 

[cowslinger64]

Your name should have been bullslinger.

Bull, huh? Won't miles be jealous? Or will he let you cheat with someone that has had a boner within the last 5 years?

 

[cowslinger64]

Can I loan you some punctuation for your run-on?

No thanks.. Your silence, or even some brevity would be good. This one was only a single sentence.. I can actually read it without falling asleep. Thanks!!