A good 5" inches

[SirStrokesAlot]

Hey girls, have any true stories about great sex with a small penis? How does a man with a 5" hard on show a girl a good time during sex? Maybe you can give me some advise &/or ideas. I've only got what I got & l like to use it a lot. I also like to satisfy my partner.. Thanks

 

[NightL]

you clean out of masturbation fodder ideas today?

 

[NippleMuncher]

5" is 3" too many. Clamp that bad boy in a vice and take an angle grinder to it, shorten that bitch down to a manageable size!

 

[Rose95]

Since when is a 5 inch penis small? The mean of an erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15.0 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length, so at worst i would call 5 inch just below average (I know, average and mean are not the same), but definitely not small, since it falls into the normal range (4.5" to 7").

 

[Eilan]

Contrary to what porn would have you believe, average is in the 5-inch range.

At any rate, you don't want to be this guy.

 

[NotHisLady]

Hey girls, have any true stories about great sex with a small penis? How does a man with a 5" hard on show a girl a good time during sex? Maybe you can give me some advise &/or ideas. I've only got what I got & l like to use it a lot. I also like to satisfy my partner.. Thanks

Is that all you plan to use?
Maybe any disappointment you're sensing is less because of that one tool than because it's the only one you employ.
A man can send shivers through me just by the way he looks at me as I undress. Never mind the effect of a wet tongue or strong hands.
Those are the things that make my breath short and my heart race. Any man of any size who is only interested in getting tab A into slot B doesn't rate very highly as a lover as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Emerson40]

Hey girls, have any true stories about great sex with a small penis? How does a man with a 5" hard on show a girl a good time during sex? Maybe you can give me some advise &/or ideas. I've only got what I got & l like to use it a lot. I also like to satisfy my partner.. Thanks

Mr FapsAgreatDeal,

I'm sorry, I do not have any true stories about great sex with pygmy peni. I'm not even sure I could provide a convincing made-up tale.

I'm sure once you start having sex, you will have all sorts of powerful parables of puny, pistoning peni, and will be able to share them with us here. Consider me subscribed to that thread!

So as to not leave you standing there with, well, less than a handful, I shared your request with a few of the gals around the office, and they came up with some great suggestions to keep things hot and sexy when one is challenged with a teensy-weensy wang.



Games.
The ladies really enjoy a fun game before sex, you know, to get in the mood like.
I've heard a real fun and challenging one is Jenga. You may have a distinct advantage if you're sporting a wee weenie, but remind her it not about winning, but about having fun (Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean?)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/03d024a9bdbb9cd0b5928db0b80526eb/tumblr_mf8ztaPFiG1qzre7ko1_500.gif



Parlour tricks are also appreciated by the ladies, and can be a great way to divert the focus away from the miniscule nature of your peni.
Practice, practice, practice, and of course, exercise safety precautions.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c750fe00971373a8d4afd2e24134fe1a/tumblr_n1kkpwtcL51r8brruo1_400.jpg



Lastly, the majority of the office pool suggested music.
Even if your gal has a tin ear and carries a tune like a mesh bag holds water, every woman likes when a bloke gives the gift of music. Write her a wee song, and play the lil' ditty for her.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c532eec3f4616a9150cebf2ac14ba49/tumblr_mz2in2kjpj1r5q1hbo1_500.gif


I'm sure if you incorporate any, or all of the above into you bedroom repertoire, all involved will have a grand ol' time, and none of the ladies will be left wondering "just how dinky was that wang anyway?".

 

[MeekMe]

I really like reading your posts Mr. Emerson40. It's always a pleasure.

 

[StrayKat]

Almost choked on my coffee. This is precious

Parlour tricks are also appreciated by the ladies, and can be a great way to divert the focus away from the miniscule nature of your peni.
Practice, practice, practice, and of course, exercise safety precautions.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c750fe00971373a8d4afd2e24134fe1a/tumblr_n1kkpwtcL51r8brruo1_400.jpg

 

[unregistered]

 

[mwmnpa]

Lmao!

 

[unregistered]

 

[wildebird]

Did you read the whole thing? Think that's really the lawyer's name?!?!?

Bwahahaha!!! Alex Kok????

(I likes "cock" too!)

And I love Emerson's posted Jenga image as well. Oh, for a man with that kind of talent! I wouldn't care about the size...Sir Strokesalot, mastery of that move alone, combined with that kind of mischievous look in your eyes, would win over many a damsel's heart...or body...

 

[djyak]

Hey girls, have any true stories about great sex with a small penis? How does a man with a 5" hard on show a girl a good time during sex? Maybe you can give me some advise &/or ideas. I've only got what I got & l like to use it a lot. I also like to satisfy my partner.. Thanks

5" doesn't sound bad at all to me. I don't like anything too big. Besides, if he uses his mouth right to start, we should be good!

Tifani

 

[FGB]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/36b890925576fae85bb8bce1c08435b2/tumblr_mxeb87PD6l1s3mz5do1_400.gif

Almost choked on my coffee. This is precious

I remember the time when I was changing out a duplex receptacle...I was on my hands and knees wearing nothing but a Thin summer house coat when our cat came along and noticed those "dangly things" and naturally being a cat had to reach up and tap them with a clawed Paw.

Got my attention!

 

[Mr.G]

Schill

Have you read this? Perhaps if you "practice" giving a woman 30 or 40 massive orgasms a night you'll get over the fact that you have a more or less normal sized dick.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=70892

 

[KlaytonFrost]

I'm sad that you place so much stock in your penis. And by your inability to hide your blatant search for wank fodder beneath even the thinnest of veils. You might have better luck in your search elsewhere.

 

[Byteman]

Hey girls, have any true stories about great sex with a small penis? How does a man with a 5" hard on show a girl a good time during sex? Maybe you can give me some advise &/or ideas. I've only got what I got & l like to use it a lot. I also like to satisfy my partner.. Thanks

that is what your tongue, fingers and sx toys are for... oh and food