You know you are not sexually dead when....

[shy slave]

In the grocery store and you overhear a man saying his girl friend loves asparagus and your first thought is 'In that case, she doesn't swallow.'

 

[Kudram123]

You also knwo you aren't sexually dead when you see a woman sort trough the cucumbers and wonders why she is looking for a specific size

 

[shy slave]

You also knwo you aren't sexually dead when you see a woman sort trough the cucumbers and wonders why she is looking for a specific size

 

[bhndblueyes88]

You also knwo you aren't sexually dead when you see a woman sort trough the cucumbers and wonders why she is looking for a specific size

lol, I actually do look for a specific size cucumber for cooking, as I'm usually using it in a salad and I don't want to use too much in the salad OR have a ton left over xD

 

[Netzach]

When two postal vans are parked in a church parking lot next to an SUV and you actually find yourself saying "dogging" and cracking up.

 

[LWulf]

Oh! I have the perfect answer for this!! You know you are not sexually dead when... urm. Second thought, I am sexually dead.

 

[StrayKat]

I believe its when I browse around out of boredom, stumble upon a porn site and find a movie I actually watch longer than 2 minutes.
Though what I tend to watch lately would probably make most people I know sexually dead for quite a while

 

[Oubliette123]

That I'm reading literotica at lunch time when I should be doing course work.....I

 

[bhndblueyes88]

dreams of simple kisses make you wake up hot and bothered.

So bothered -_-

 

[Cumference]

You hear someone say: "My bottom is sore!"

And you think: "Oh, what did you do to him?"

 

[NiceNastyMann]

You are lying in a coffin and get sexually excited...

Oh.

Sorry.

Thought this was the really weird fetish thread. Carry on.

 

[DVS]

When you have a four hour erection WITHOUT Viagra!

 

[shy slave]

When you have a four hour erection WITHOUT Viagra!

Ummm What!

Should I fly over, or will it be gone by then??

 

[DVS]

Ummm What!

Should I fly over, or will it be gone by then??

Just pack a bag and be ready. There will be another one.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Please go post whatever you have been eating, drinking, or watching in the appropriate thread

 

[shy slave]

Just pack a bag and be ready. There will be another one.

Bag packed

 

[ShyGuy68]

Bag packed

Now get on a plane to Denmark

 

[Arianthe]

You also knwo you aren't sexually dead when you see a woman sort trough the cucumbers and wonders why she is looking for a specific size

Have you been following me around the grocery store again, Kudram?

 

[shy slave]

Now get on a plane to Denmark

Hello

I wondered if you were still around.

Now I am smiling

 

[Cumference]

Now get on a plane to Denmark

Yup, standard around here.
(Viking heritage. We might have to burn something first, but that just makes it more fun)

 

[shy slave]

Yup, standard around here.
(Viking heritage. We might have to burn something first, but that just makes it more fun)

I really believe 98% of the population in Scandinavia are perverts, I guess it must be the Viking blood

Several years ago I dated a Dane for about three years, during that time he arranged for Shy guy and I to meet and chat face to face. It was great to meet him, I was so stunned when he came and said hello, it was the last thing I was expecting to happen.

During my three years of back and forth between UK and DK I met one person who wasn't a pervert and on that basis feel there is probably another one lurking in the depths somewhere.

Yep Scandinavians = perverts.

 

[BlondieSinner29]

lol I work in a grocery store.

I had this woman buy like a huge stack of cucumbers and I think a glass of wine a couple times.

She started rambling to this large lady about the upcoming wedding. I winked at them both and said, "Oh yeah and don't forget the champaign."

God I hate retail sometimes

 

[October46]

You know you are not sexual dead when you see a 90 year old lady bending over at the grocery and you try to get a look at her ass! HA!!

 

[Cumference]

........
During my three years of back and forth between UK and DK I met one person who wasn't a pervert.......

Never mind, he probably moved here from somewhere else.

 

[shy slave]

Never mind, he probably moved here from somewhere else.

Definitely Danish.

He was a friend of the Dom I was dating
His interest was in tall blonde women with small boobs (I am short, terrible legs and enormous boobies)

No perverted interests though, he was too vain to want more than to look in a mirror. I found him very amusing, in part because he had no sense of humour.