Female space pirates raiding a planet of innocent tentacle aliens

[Texguy84]

Just an idea I'm spitballing at the wall here: A planet of peaceful tentacle beings is raided by a ship full of sexually aggressive female human space pirates.

 

[Hypoxia]

Just an idea I'm spitballing at the wall here: A planet of peaceful tentacle beings is raided by a ship full of sexually aggressive female human space pirates.

I like it. It's a twist. I's a metaphor. It's intensely visual. For another twist, the peaceful tentacle beings are hermaphroditic, like banana slugs and other gastropods. This adds spice to inter-species encounters. Some of those pirates are pretty degenerate. Yes, it would be fun.

 

[LWulf]

...so what is it the innocent tentacle aliens have that hardened female space pirates want? Surely it isn't the tentacle alien's booty they want...

I'm presuming that any tentacle/pirate hijinks that ensue is purely coincidental.

 

[Texguy84]

...so what is it the innocent tentacle aliens have that hardened female space pirates want? Surely it isn't the tentacle alien's booty they want...

I'm presuming that any tentacle/pirate hijinks that ensue is purely coincidental.

There's a pun in here somewhere about "hardened" pirates, I'm sure. It occurs to me upon further reflection that there's a pun in there about booty too.

 

[LWulf]

I would NEVER do something SO base as to insert a "pun" in a response to a fellow literotican, especially one who sports an AV pic of a man walking around with his 6 foot tall cock on a leash.


...well...

pun-ishness aside, no answer? I mean, aside from a flagrant comedy which needs no rhyme or reason, what is the motivation? The premise is intriguing but it sputters and backfires in the first 6 inches.

 

[Hypoxia]

I would NEVER do something SO base as to insert a "pun" in a response to a fellow literotican, especially one who sports an AV pic of a man walking around with his 6 foot tall cock on a leash.

Tex hasn't encountered Chicken Little, apparently.

pun-ishness aside, no answer? I mean, aside from a flagrant comedy which needs no rhyme or reason, what is the motivation? The premise is intriguing but it sputters and backfires in the first 6 inches.

Motivation? Hmmm... how about, the pirates' orgasmatron has broken down and they're frantic for relief, so they desperately seek out tentacle-being planets for rape-pillage-orgasms-etc? All in good taste, of course.

Or, the pirates' brains have been infiltrated by alien spores who direct the pirates to suitable planets for interspecies breeding, which the spore aliens will exploit for something-or-other, I haven't worked that out yet.

Or, no motivation is needed. The pirates do this because, hey, that's what they do!

 

[callmeismael]

Or it could be entirely out of chance: after being adrift for months (and yes, their orgasmatron being broken), this pirate ship crash-lands on the planet. The tentacle beings see this and think, 'oh, that poor ship has crashed, they might need help!' These pirate lasses let them onto the ship under the guise of welcoming their help, but once they have a few of the tentacle creatures on-board, they've got other needs they must take care of first. First they try seduction, then they try tricking the tentacle creatures into sex, but these being are just too naive and wholesome, so it comes to taking them somewhat forcibly. And it's so exceptionally good that the pirates lose interest in getting their ship fixed and instead go about making themselves queens of the entire tentacle planet, so that they can live in orgasmic bliss for the rest of their lives (a rise to power that comes pretty easily given their natural domineering side).

For a full story arc, you'd probably want this to eventually come to an end, where the situation gets out of hand even for our lovely cosmic swashbucklers - maybe they awaken the sexual desires of the tentacle creatures, and find themselves potential captives - and they're forced to evacuate. Maybe they've been doing some genetic experiments (okay, pirates who know how to do genetic modifications might be stretching things), trying to make tentacle-creatures even more suited to sex, and these modifications get out of hand. Of course, one chooses not to evacuate, but to stay behind and be forever tentacle-fucked.

Actually, now that I reread this, it's basically The Man Who Would Be King. With sexy space pirates. And tentacle creatures.

 

[Hypoxia]

Actually, now that I reread this, it's basically The Man Who Would Be King. With sexy space pirates. And tentacle creatures.

Utterly. Fucking. Brilliant. I stand in awe. But where is the Billy Fish character?

 

[Texguy84]

Actually, now that I reread this, it's basically The Man Who Would Be King. With sexy space pirates. And tentacle creatures.

I had no idea I was so classy.

 

[MrFoxwood]

Or it could be entirely out of chance: after being adrift for months (and yes, their orgasmatron being broken), this pirate ship crash-lands on the planet. The tentacle beings see this and think, 'oh, that poor ship has crashed, they might need help!' These pirate lasses let them onto the ship under the guise of welcoming their help, but once they have a few of the tentacle creatures on-board, they've got other needs they must take care of first. First they try seduction, then they try tricking the tentacle creatures into sex, but these being are just too naive and wholesome, so it comes to taking them somewhat forcibly. And it's so exceptionally good that the pirates lose interest in getting their ship fixed and instead go about making themselves queens of the entire tentacle planet, so that they can live in orgasmic bliss for the rest of their lives (a rise to power that comes pretty easily given their natural domineering side).

For a full story arc, you'd probably want this to eventually come to an end, where the situation gets out of hand even for our lovely cosmic swashbucklers - maybe they awaken the sexual desires of the tentacle creatures, and find themselves potential captives - and they're forced to evacuate. Maybe they've been doing some genetic experiments (okay, pirates who know how to do genetic modifications might be stretching things), trying to make tentacle-creatures even more suited to sex, and these modifications get out of hand. Of course, one chooses not to evacuate, but to stay behind and be forever tentacle-fucked.

Actually, now that I reread this, it's basically The Man Who Would Be King. With sexy space pirates. And tentacle creatures.

I'd read that, sounds good.

 

[AArctor]

This is a damn good idea!

 

[SashaGaga999]

Just an idea I'm spitballing at the wall here: A planet of peaceful tentacle beings is raided by a ship full of sexually aggressive female human space pirates.

but isnt the whole thing about tentacle porn that...like the chick is totally overwhelmed...the tentacles can lift her up, spread her, bend her around however they want.....a reversal in this case just doesnt make much sense to me...but I am intrigued....

 

[Texguy84]

but isnt the whole thing about tentacle porn that...like the chick is totally overwhelmed...the tentacles can lift her up, spread her, bend her around however they want.....a reversal in this case just doesnt make much sense to me...but I am intrigued....

I'm not sure how it'd work either. It's just fun to invert porn stereotypes sometimes. Another idea I had was about a black man breaking down in a white neighborhood and getting accosted by a gang of white women.

 

[PervOtaku]

but isnt the whole thing about tentacle porn that...like the chick is totally overwhelmed...the tentacles can lift her up, spread her, bend her around however they want.....a reversal in this case just doesnt make much sense to me...but I am intrigued....

A tentacle creature raping a girl is the norm. The girl enjoying it before it's over happens often enough. Consensual tentacle sex is unusual. Tentacle sex where the woman is forcing the monster, now that's unheard of.

I expect it would have to be pretty tongue-in-cheek, something that is playing it for laughs and damn near openly acknowledges it. Women who are into tentacle porn or have heard stories of alien tentacle rapists and are turned on by it. They find these tentacle aliens, perhaps a pre-space civilization that have never seen aliens before. I bet their tentacles aren't even sex organs at all, and their reproductive process is something totally different, so the women basically have to walk them through how to tentacle-fuck them, under threat of getting shot by their space pirate blaster guns. The aliens wouldn't be into it at all and find these women rather ugly and vulgar.

If anybody writes any version of this, let me know, I'd love to see it. If not, I may do it myself at some point just for shits and giggles.

 

[RicoLouis]

makes me think of this old strip. I think the best tentacle rape story I ever read was from the pov of the alien, which in turn was just a story a teenage alien was writing, his mom finding it and getting angry at him for writing such smut.

 

[DarkPleasures]

Very cute, Rico.

 

[Texguy84]

Come to think of it, I think that comic is what gave me this idea originally years ago. Ghastly's Ghastly Comic, IIRC. It starts with this joke and went downhill from there in terms of offensive humor.

 

[PervOtaku]

Come to think of it, I think that comic is what gave me this idea originally years ago. Ghastly's Ghastly Comic, IIRC. It starts with this joke and went downhill from there in terms of offensive humor.

IIRC, Ghastly's tentacle character was in turn inspired by this Thin H Line/Sexy Losers comic:
http://sexylosers.com/016.html
One of the specialties of Clay/Hard was turning a porn cliché upside-down to see what happens.

 

[RicoLouis]

In soviet Russia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH8sUpFVJkQ

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