The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[phantom4533]

Waking up to stories like this is a good way to start the day.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/missing-nebraska-toddler-found-safe-claw-machine-n81541

That and coffee.

 

[Saint Peter]

A 2WD?

 

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[phantom4533]

25 degrees here just above the 43'rd parallel north.

Balmy.

 

[Saint Peter]

The Pope air jams Smoke on the Water.

http://s2.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20140415&t=2&i=886034264&w=&fh=&fw=&ll=700&pl=390&r=2014-04-15T014515Z_06_GM1EA4D1B1A01_RTRRPP_0_POPE

 

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[Saint Peter]

...Frank Zappa and the Mothers...


*high note face*

 

[NHKitty]

Humph...so I don't make the top 2? I see where I rate.

 

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[NHKitty]

Are we speaking of TheJAJ list?

Ah I *know* I wouldn't make the top 2 there.

It wouldn't stop me from trying though!

 

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[NHKitty]

Well, Riles, the undisputed Queen of my Dreams, is fully impaled onto the number one spot.

The number two position is, how should I say to such a delicate creature, open requiring the standard two hour physical followed by an oral board.

Am I allowed a water break?

And what are the chances of getting a cheat sheet from the professor?

Orals will not be an issue.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

Watching the JAJ flirt makes the Baby Jesus weep.

 

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[NHKitty]

<<<-----crosses fingers and hopes kitty did not feint or pass out from Excessive Masturbation Overload Syndrome (EMOS).

Lol! Ah hell no! This Kitty was on the stairbastard getting her workout on.

Delicate creature! Ha!! I'm preparing for my 2 hour exam.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

"take a look at my attachment"...

Do you offer candy as well?

 

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[JohnnySavage]

I do enjoy a nice piece of meat.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I sure miss the days when a man could walk into a barber shop and get a shave and a haircut for $5

 

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[JohnnySavage]

Our barber shop here is 10 dollars but that includes the hot shave with the straight razor.

It's better than sex and McRibs.

That's just crazy talk.


Now if you could get a hot shave while one nice lady gives you a knobber and another feeds you a McRib... that would be the Cadillac treatment.

 

[Wings]

Don't despair, gentlemen--the tiniest penis competition is still on in NY.