How has writing porn tainted you?

[patientlee]

My 5 y/o struggling reader was just reading his Decodable Reader- Fox Can Fix It. All the animals have to take their broken stuff to Fox. 5 was sounding out words while I was playing Candy Crush with one ear open.

All of a sudden, he said, "Wow! She's really hot!"

I snapped back to attention, and grabbed the reader to see what piece of smut he had gotten his hands on.

It was quite a picture. Ox's fan was broken, so there were beads of sweat drawn all over poor Ox.

She's gotta get that fan to Fox pronto!

Writing porn has tainted me.

 

[johneb87]

I admit that I'm now disappointed if intimate scenes in books don't go further.

 

[MSTarot]

It's lead me down paths of research that I would have never walked down without needing to find out something for a story.

There are some things you can't un-see.


Other than that not much. I've pretty much always been this way.



MST

 

[Swilly]

My 5 y/o struggling reader was just reading his Decodable Reader- Fox Can Fix It. All the animals have to take their broken stuff to Fox. 5 was sounding out words while I was playing Candy Crush with one ear open.

All of a sudden, he said, "Wow! She's really hot!"

I snapped back to attention, and grabbed the reader to see what piece of smut he had gotten his hands on.

It was quite a picture. Ox's fan was broken, so there were beads of sweat drawn all over poor Ox.

She's gotta get that fan to Fox pronto!

Writing porn has tainted me.

I was tainted all along!

 

[Saxon_Hart]

I was tainted long before I discovered Lit...I blame Al Gore and his interwebz invention.

 

[Hypoxia]

Tainted? Not at all.

Affected? Well, it's like this. When I wander about the world, I exercise a few trained senses.

* When I see a scene, I automatically try to visually frame it as a photo.
* When I hear interesting sounds, I consider mic placement and recording levels.
* And when any scenario occurs (real or imaginary), I now try to fit it into a storyline.

That last is an extension of prior behavior. Back when I was interested in blabbing about myself, I kept journals and blogs. Any event was considered for inclusion. Is that interesting enough to note? How will I describe it? Pr0n-writing just expands the range: from actual experiences, to potential (salacious) entertainment.

And since I've pretty much quit writing rude and raucous songs, pr0n-writing seems almost tame, more meditative. It's a step up.

 

[JKendallDane]

It's made doing cyber roleplay a real pain in the ass.

I keep stopping to make notes or to shove a new plot bunny in a cage.

 

[lovecraft68]

It's made doing cyber roleplay a real pain in the ass.

I keep stopping to make notes or to shove a new plot bunny in a cage.

Same here I'm like, "why am I wasting this in yahoo chat? It can be a story!"

BTW I saw you were number one today for the GM authors Congrats!

 

[glynndah]

Last year, I was in a store and two tattooed "biker guys" came up to me and asked me if I knew anything about boning. I said "yes" without blinking an eye.

 

[lovecraft68]

as to the original question?

I can honestly say my mind is no dirtier nor am I more tainted.

I was 42 when I came here. I was already mired in sleaze.

 

[JKendallDane]

Same here I'm like, "why am I wasting this in yahoo chat? It can be a story!"

BTW I saw you were number one today for the GM authors Congrats!

Thanks, but what can I say?

I guess it's either every once in a while, you get lucky and the views/favs/comments planets all align for you with that ranking...or somebody flips the record over and some new music plays from the speakers.

First time I've hit the top spot though. Feels kinda good.

 

[patientlee]

I should add that Ox's fan broke shortly after I read the discussion about Ellie hanging upside down.

 

[patientlee]

In other news, one of my freshmen was wearing a Sesame Street shirt with a message about being "street" since '69. I made a comment about the shirt. He said, "I got it cause it said 69 on it."

Twenty minutes later, I realized that it was an inappropriate thing to say to your teacher.

Writing porn has tainted me.

 

[Swilly]

In other news, one of my freshmen was wearing a Sesame Street shirt with a message about being "street" since '69. I made a comment about the shirt. He said, "I got it cause it said 69 on it."

Twenty minutes later, I realized that it was an inappropriate thing to say to your teacher.

Writing porn has tainted me.

And he's laughing with his friends thinking you don't know what it means!.

 

[patientlee]

And he's laughing with his friends thinking you don't know what it means!.

Nah. When he asked to go to his locker, I told him no because of the crack about the shirt.

I am SO powerful.

 

[Handley_Page]

I was tainted long before I discovered Lit...I blame Al Gore and his interwebz invention.

Who ?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I was already perverse...when I found Literotica I breathed a sigh of relief to find out I wasn't the only one who was perverse.

So thank you all for being who you are.

 

[AMoveableBeast]

Nah. When he asked to go to his locker, I told him no because of the crack about the shirt.

I am SO powerful.

If it makes you feel better--or not, probably--I spent all of high school hoping, dreaming, that one of my teachers was secretly an awesome perv like you. I would have brought you an apple every day.

 

[patientlee]

If it makes you feel better--or not, probably--I spent all of high school hoping, dreaming, that one of my teachers was secretly an awesome perv like you. I would have brought you an apple every day.

Oh, Beast. It's no secret that I'm awesome.

 

[AMoveableBeast]

Oh, Beast. It's no secret that I'm awesome.

Hopefully the pervy part is less well known. School boards tend to frown on that trait. Meanwhile, I smile upon it. And, really, aren't I the one that truly matters?:

 

[lovecraft68]

Oh, Beast. It's no secret that I'm awesome.

No its not.

In fact rumor has it you could have inspired this

http://www.literotica.com/s/after-school-special-11

 

[JagFarlane]

Funny, I just noticed that today is the 11th anniversary since I made a Lit name. Was writing on the Chyoo portion of Lit back in those days.

Not sure if Lit tainted me much, back in those days AOL RP was in full swing and those chatrooms got quite erm...graphic It's been a fun ride here though.

 

[patientlee]

No its not.

In fact rumor has it you could have inspired this

http://www.literotica.com/s/after-school-special-11

Hahaha! I read that one a looong time ago!

 

[patientlee]

Hopefully the pervy part is less well known. School boards tend to frown on that trait. Meanwhile, I smile upon it. And, really, aren't I the one that truly matters?:

Yes. Yes, you are.

And I am the perfect prude at work. My weapon of choice is telling kids that I'll make them call their mothers to explain what 69 means or why coming is so funny. After all, I'm sure they don't know any better than I do!

 

[lovecraft68]

Hahaha! I read that one a looong time ago!

Do you remember the After School Specials? That was where I got the name from. Man they were cheesy.