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wakes up, smiling widely at the conversation around her

You guys are so funny. Sorry I slept so long. We can all thank eBay for waking me up with its constant emails. Ugh. Now I have to go post stuff tomorrow.
 
Sure you can! And welcome back serpentine, I hope you had a delightful nap! Have a Sulu cookie. And I will have the rest, I just cannot stop my edacious tendecies.

Where's my pizzaaaaaaa I ordered an hour ago :(
 
-noms you again because I just can't resist-

An hour till (hopefully) I can watch GoT!!!
 
Yay! I'm just heading down to Asda now to buy envelopes... And maybe ice cream. Sold some books on eBay so I'm going to celebrate.

We'll call it the "Getting Rid Of Crap My Ex-Fiancé Left Me" Party.
 
Well now, that would be an ENTIRELY different culinary experience...

Arrrgghhh Joffrey you lil' cunt
 
Hi Scuttle!

hugs in a very polite way so there is minimal boob-pressage

And DesEsseintes... My god... That looks like heaven in a box. You spoil us.
 
*swoops in, pushes serpentine and Scuttle closer together for increased boob-pressage for no reason whatsoever, gobbles le pyramide de chocolats, and swoops back out before anyone notices me*

(Also, hey Fegg ;))
 
Hi Scuttle!

hugs in a very polite way so there is minimal boob-pressage

And DesEsseintes... My god... That looks like heaven in a box. You spoil us.

Not at all, Ms Serpentine. You know I would spend eternity in scouring the universe to find you a sweetmeat worthy of you, and never succeed. These are a mere shadow on Plato's cave, a brief hint of...

<Pauses. Looks inside. Sighs.>

And, anyway, they're all gone. <Notices tell-tale Hansel and Gretel style wrapper trail leading away from the door.>

Does that girl only ever eat in here? Because I'm not convinced our food is giving her the vitamins she needs.
 
I think Starry has a sweetie addiction. We may need to set up CCTV or something...

Anyway, nice to see you writing again, NB!
 
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