The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[girlsmiley]

Empty pizza boxes on the floor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rQLeTKBxjg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[CleverCowardice]

More women should wear dress shirts and ties. With the shirt left unbuttoned. And no bra, so the tie hangs down between her freely swinging tits. And they should bring me coffee and offer me blowjobs. And then do a sexy little dance while a leprechaun pops out of my desk drawer to throw hundred dollars bills in the air like confetti. Then we should all hop aboard his cosmic dolphin and travel through a rainbow wormhole to fight crime and have adventures on the distant planets of an unnamed galaxy in a parallel dimension.

 

[Wings]

Leprechauns are a theme lately. Not just here.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Still snowing...

 

[CleverCowardice]

Because leprechauns, like tits, coffee and blowjobs, are always in season.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Today is going to be a good day.

You didn't have to use your AK?


#IfYouGetTheReferenceWeCanHang

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/14bc1ec23625268a18e963c83a508115/tumblr_n2pfwco9WH1r3gb3zo1_400.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c617cec2684d8acfbab689744d0202d3/tumblr_n2pfwco9WH1r3gb3zo2_400.gif

heh heh heh. Ahhh, fun with titties.

 

[Aquagal]

Leprechauns are a theme lately. Not just here.

Maybe a leprechaun between your boobies Av? It'd be magically delicious!

 

[Wings]

You didn't have to use your AK?


#IfYouGetTheReferenceWeCanHang

Not only do I get it but I can rap it after at least 2 drinks.

#icecube

 

[Wings]

Come to think of it, mama cooking breakfast with no hog IS a good day for me.

 

[Wings]

Maybe a leprechaun between your boobies Av? It'd be magically delicious!

I'm going to be on the lookout for one now. I've got the itch to take new pics.

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://gaspull.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/gotad.jpg

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/7bb469b1509f7d53bc688489754860da/tumblr_mhpnf3d1kU1qz7v7xo1_r1_500.jpg

 

[oggbashan]

I've just finished an Indian Takeaway meal.

While I was waiting, an Asian channel was showing a Bollywood movie with English subtitles. My reaction was WTF?

A young woman dressed as a Turkish Harem girl was dancing and singing to a man in an opulent living room. The subtitles of some of her song:

I'm a grape
Don't jab me with a pin.
If you do, juice will flow.
Raisin
I'll be a raisin...

Her performance was interrupted by the entrance of a horse. She fled. The horse attacked the man who tried to defend himself with a sword but was stamped to death. The horse was then seen galloping across a field holding a file folder in its teeth...

At that point my meal was ready, so I didn't see any more...

Can I make a story out of that?

No. It's too improbable.

 

[butters]

I've just finished an Indian Takeaway meal.

While I was waiting, an Asian channel was showing a Bollywood movie with English subtitles. My reaction was WTF?

A young woman dressed as a Turkish Harem girl was dancing and singing to a man in an opulent living room. The subtitles of some of her song:

I'm a grape
Don't jab me with a pin.
If you do, juice will flow.
Raisin
I'll be a raisin...

Her performance was interrupted by the entrance of a horse. She fled. The horse attacked the man who tried to defend himself with a sword but was stamped to death. The horse was then seen galloping across a field holding a file folder in its teeth...

At that point my meal was ready, so I didn't see any more...

Can I make a story out of that?

No. It's too improbable.

^ i think that's called taking a nap before dinner, ogg

 

[CleverCowardice]

It's like a stupidity bukkake up in there.

 

[NHKitty]

I need someone to hold me and rub my back while I sleep.
Feeling funky. And not the good kind of funky.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I think Deborah Hersman is hot; even though she's not blond

http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/22/52/07/4891104/3/628x471.jpg

 

[Mr Noone]

Gorgonzola is actually too salty to add to an omelet.

 

[phantom4533]

I need someone to hold me and rub my back while I sleep.
Feeling funky. And not the good kind of funky.

Wish I was there.

 

[oggbashan]

^ i think that's called taking a nap before dinner, ogg

I wish it had been. That would have been more understandable.

But whenever I visit that takeaway establishment I watch whatever is on their TV. Tonight I wish I hadn't.

I did manage to read their copy of today's The Sun as well.

 

[phantom4533]

Gorgonzola is actually to salty to add to an omelet.

Try adding tomato to it.

 

[Mr Noone]

Try adding tomato to it.

Good idea. Multi grazie.

 

[yossi]

I need fucking. Since there's snow on the ground a nice, long, slow fuck in front of a fire would be ideal.

 

[CleverCowardice]

Snow fuck!