The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

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Be a dear and keep it down that way, Johnny. I can't stomach another storm.
 
busy day into a busy week. i have to find my phone. it was buzzing somewhere around here. meetings this morning. i can do it.
 
I have a Realtor coming to the Savage Estate today, and the snow is covering my well-trimmed bushes. That's disappointing.
 
meeting cancelled. rescheduled. all is good. i am reaching out. i don't have to make a go of this alone.
 
My cat is totally freaking out because he thinks there's someone in the living room. He's chatting up a storm, hitting my leg, won't relax. So I tell kittydada to go check the living room so that cat will chill out. Kittydada decides it would be funny to go into the living room and yell out, "Oh help Cat, I'm being eaten aliiiiveee..." and then make gargling noises. Cat scurries behind my chair, crouches down all low to the ground with eyes all huge, and refuses to move. He won't go into the living room, which means he won't go back to his room.

True story.
 
My cat is totally freaking out because he thinks there's someone in the living room. He's chatting up a storm, hitting my leg, won't relax. So I tell kittydada to go check the living room so that cat will chill out. Kittydada decides it would be funny to go into the living room and yell out, "Oh help Cat, I'm being eaten aliiiiveee..." and then make gargling noises. Cat scurries behind my chair, crouches down all low to the ground with eyes all huge, and refuses to move. He won't go into the living room, which means he won't go back to his room.

True story.

Have you ever watched

Cat From Hell?
 
My cat is totally freaking out because he thinks there's someone in the living room. He's chatting up a storm, hitting my leg, won't relax. So I tell kittydada to go check the living room so that cat will chill out. Kittydada decides it would be funny to go into the living room and yell out, "Oh help Cat, I'm being eaten aliiiiveee..." and then make gargling noises. Cat scurries behind my chair, crouches down all low to the ground with eyes all huge, and refuses to move. He won't go into the living room, which means he won't go back to his room.

True story.

Cats know things.
 
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