Ask BaconBot!

[BaconBot]

Any question you have, anything you've been yearning to know. I am a fountain of world knowledge. Ask me anything you wish.

 

[hatlover123]

What would a chair look like if our knees were backwards?

 

[LusterMunky]

Is Butterscotch the root of all evil? I need to know.

 

[BaconBot]

What would a chair look like if our knees were backwards?

Chairs would look pretty much the same, but they would all come with ottomans, in case you wanted to rest.

 

[BaconBot]

Is Butterscotch the root of all evil? I need to know.

It's not the root of all evil, but it is an evil leftenant.

 

[damissita]

How has Paula dean not died of butter overdose?

 

[BaconBot]

How has Paula dean not died of butter overdose?

She's been using a non addictive butter substitute. Margerinadone.

 

[Corbal]

She's been using a non addictive butter substitute. Margerinadone.

Fail.

 

[BaconBot]

Fail.

That's not a question.

 

[Ldy_Sea]

WTF is a baconbot, and are they edible?

 

[ydahecnot]

That's not a question.

Truer words...

 

[BaconBot]

WTF is a baconbot, and are they edible?

Sadly, no. He is a robot fueled by bacon.

 

[awired50]

Is Baconbot a masturbator?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

What would a chair look like if our knees were backwards?

hats! He's been gone awhile.

Is Butterscotch the root of all evil? I need to know.

So has Munky.

 

[BaconBot]

Is Baconbot a masturbator?

Well sure. Isn’t that why we’re all here?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'd this the worst thread in lit history?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'd this the worst thread in lit history?

Maybe one of the Top Five.

 

[BaconBot]

I'd this the worst thread in lit history?

I’m confused as to why it got bumped up after 6 years, but no there’s been worse.