The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Fata Morgana]

Ooh look whats out in October.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_n1v7o46QkB1qbi5sjo1_1280_zpsc17af7b6.jpg

 

[Killswitch]

I want to cram your head in a panini press.

I actually have a panini press.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I actually have a panini press.

Stick your cock in it and tell us what happens! Go on...I need entertaining.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Every time I see anything to do with Dallas Buyers Club I have to chuckle. My mate's husband downloads films for her all the time and he did this one for her and told her it was the sequel to his "stripper film". She loves chick flicks and he genuinely thought it was.

 

[JohnnySavage]

No, I think it's a Ficus. Right now it's about 9' tall - and that's after taking the pruners to it a few years ago.

 

[phantom4533]

The temp is almost up to freezing, and once the boundary between solid and liquid is crossed, I will declare winter over.

Six weeks from when the whistle pig made its prediction, it will be 60 (f)

You make weather predictions based on rye whiskey? You are awesome!!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Last night I found a woman with intelligent DNA in her.
Sadly, she spit it out.

 

[girlsmiley]

Dancing and cracking up at 4am.

Definitely feeling better. This is awesome.

 

[Sean]

Every time I see anything to do with Dallas Buyers Club I have to chuckle. My mate's husband downloads films for her all the time and he did this one for her and told her it was the sequel to his "stripper film". She loves chick flicks and he genuinely thought it was.

Looking good there, Ada.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Looking good there, Ada.

Cheers Cissie!

 

[Sean]

Cheers Cissie!

Les was about the only one of that generation of comics that was respected by everyone, including the new "alternative" comedians of the 80s. Man was a fucking legend.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Les was about the only one of that generation of comics that was respected by everyone, including the new "alternative" comedians of the 80s. Man was a fucking legend.

Agreed. I still piss myself laughing at him now. Genius.

 

[Super-Surprise]

I need a back transplant. Ouchie.

Have your doctor prescribe some "Pennsaid". It worked wonders for me.

 

[butters]

Last night I found a woman with intelligent DNA in her.
Sadly, she spit it out.

*laughs*

Dancing and cracking up at 4am.

Definitely feeling better. This is awesome.

good news, smilers

 

[butters]

this slo-cooked beef stew is so awesome i wish i'd have bothered cooking dumplimgs in it. meh, still delish.

 

[Killswitch]

Howd the nOOb steal the new thread?

Vendetta? No one had the balls to say Vagina and have some fun?

You people are losin your edge.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Howd the nOOb steal the new thread?

Vendetta? No one had the balls to say Vagina and have some fun?

You people are losin your edge.

Shaddap Panini Dick.

 

[butters]

yesterday i got a Glamorous Gran's Fund money jar for saving up for my 'coming to america' thing. yeah yeah, i have a bank account - but this is fun plus you can't get the money out unless you break it so....

 

[Killswitch]

Shaddap Panini Dick.

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/peensandwichbread.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/peensandwichbread.jpg

You did it!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Now I've got to post my fanny pasta.

 

[bluemuse]

Dancing and cracking up at 4am.

Definitely feeling better. This is awesome.

Yay! Me too. The feeling better part.

 

[Killswitch]

You did it!

I used the George Foreman. I hope you don't mind.

 

[phantom4533]

yesterday i got a Glamorous Gran's Fund money jar for saving up for my 'coming to america' thing. yeah yeah, i have a bank account - but this is fun plus you can't get the money out unless you break it so....

I just use a bean pot

 

[JohnnySavage]

Now I've got to post my fanny pasta.

Just text me the pic