The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

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Tuesday I made 5 pounds (0.357143 stone for my Brit friends) of beef jerky. I just ate the last piece. I'm a piggy.
 
and superglue his fingers inside of his ears, so he can only squirt out his nose.

Then he'll be Phlegm Beard, a really unhealthy pirate type. Laurette with change his name for us. Oh the fun we'll have!
 
Tuesday I made 5 pounds (0.357143 stone for my Brit friends) of beef jerky. I just ate the last piece. I'm a piggy.

You're so fucking manly Johnny. Sitting there chowing down on yer beef jerky, playing with your snowbabies.

God I'm wet. :heart:
 
Tits!

< But I got distracted by Michael Flatley. Look at him on that flute, I wish he'd blow in me holes like that. Look at the joy on his face. :heart:

Two things:

A) are we talking about your tits or a generic sampling of internet tits?

2) If you tell me you like Michael Flatley I'm not sure I can ever speak with you again.
 
Two things:

A) are we talking about your tits or a generic sampling of internet tits?

2) If you tell me you like Michael Flatley I'm not sure I can ever speak with you again.

My tits, yes.

I LOVE Flatters. LOVE him. :heart:
 
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